Defeated ....... by her own wine glass

[Armybrat 40858]

30 year old Brazilian woman celebrating her team's World Cup win falls on wine glass & slices jugular:

https://www.thesun.co.uk/world-cup-2018/6657677/brazil-football-fan-dies-celebrating-world-cup-2018-serbia-victory/

Damn.....

Edited June 29, 2018 by Armybrat

[Celery Man 20981]

Hoist by her own shard

[Skipper 6168]

1 hour ago, Celery Man said:

Hoist by her own shard

You mean Chard

[DaggerHorns 3085]

In vino mortem.

UB40 was right about the whole “tearing apart”

[RoundRobin 828]

Red, red wine?

[Guest Lobo]

I didn't realize a brazilian wax went up that high. 

[bmbmd 1027]

I knew a guy who was killed while opening a wine bottle. He broke the neck off it, cut his radial artery, apparently fainted, and bled out. 

[Guest Lobo]

I'd like to think he was going to share that bottle with at least one other person, maybe 3.  What the fuck were they doing while he bled out?  

[RPM 26330]

Safety first

Edited June 29, 2018 by RPM

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

I can see if Brazil lost, but this poor girl still had a Riesling to live.

[RomaVicta 29953]

Sangre Sangria. 

 

Que lastima.

[clapclapclap 9000]

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According to police, Ms Maiochi had been sitting down on a sofa holding her mobile phone in one hand and sipping wine from a crystal glass in the other.

As she stood up with the rest of the group up to celebrate Brazil’s win at the end of the game, she lost her balance, reaching out to a coffee table to stop herself from falling.

But she slipped and fell onto the wine glass, which shattered into pieces which penetrated her neck, severing her jugular vein.

Perhaps this will motivate Brazil to the title.  "Win one for the sipper!"

[Jkwellborn 6715]

Sounds like a good episode of csi.

[burntorangebongos 10750]

oops.

[Blotto 23560]

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And in her last written post she had shared a video warning about the risks of using a mobile phone while driving, writing: “We never imagine that something like this can happen to us. But accidents do happen.

Alannis Morrisette, please pick up the courtesy phone.......

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According to police, Ms Maiochi had been sitting down on a sofa holding her mobile phone in one hand and sipping wine from a crystal glass in the other.

 

[bmbmd 1027]

15 hours ago, Lobo said:

I'd like to think he was going to share that bottle with at least one other person, maybe 3.  What the fuck were they doing while he bled out?  

His divorce was final that day. New gf was coming over to celebrate and spend some quality time. She found him. 

[Bert Orange 1120]

I’m muzza Russia, sometimes you kill bottle of wine, sometimes bottle of wine kill you. 

[Guest Lobo]

3 hours ago, bmbmd said:

His divorce was final that day. New gf was coming over to celebrate and spend some quality time. She found him. 

Holy shit, that's a heavy story.  Wow.  

[Anastasis 23481]

3 hours ago, bmbmd said:

 His divorce was final that day. New gf was coming over to celebrate and spend some quality time. She found him. 

Ah, so the ex killed him and did a spectacular job with the cover up. 

[bmbmd 1027]

16 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Ah, so the ex killed him and did a spectacular job with the cover up. 

Don’t know about that, but she had an enormous rack. 

[Tyler Durden 132]

Rules man.  Where are the pictures?

[bularry1 23]

7 hours ago, bmbmd said:

His divorce was final that day. New gf was coming over to celebrate and spend some quality time. She found him. 

that's a terrible story.

[Jkwellborn 6715]

But he tells it so well, and with such enthusiasm.

[jimmyjazz 46002]

Ah yes, how sweet the wine.

[bmbmd 1027]

7 hours ago, Tyler Durden said:

Rules man.  Where are the pictures?

It was thirty years ago.  Pictures hadn't been invented yet-might be some cave drawings somewhere. 

[Planet Houston 4930]

Coup de grape

[Bevo 13591]

I’d have some of that. 

[Trey3216 15350]

Et tu rosé?

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

1 hour ago, Trey3216 said:

Et tu rosé?

Et tu Brut

Edited July 1, 2018 by Onboard 2.0