What game in 24 are you Horns most excited about?

[Longboard Horn 40145]

1 hour ago, MontereyMXmuthafucka said:

what the fuck is a chucklefuck?

From Urban Dictionary:

1) A bumbling, stupid, inept person.
2) A confusing mess; a conundrum; any chaotic situation
3) A person of low intelligence who gets himself into a comical quandary.

[MontereyMX 848]

4 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

From Urban Dictionary:

1) A bumbling, stupid, inept person.
2) A confusing mess; a conundrum; any chaotic situation
3) A person of low intelligence who gets himself into a comical quandary.

why not just say Aggie?

[TexArcher 37519]

56 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

From Urban Dictionary:

1) A bumbling, stupid, inept person.
2) A confusing mess; a conundrum; any chaotic situation
3) A person of low intelligence who gets himself into a comical quandary.

Aggy is Chucklefuck...  Chucklefuck is aggy!

[Zeus 5950]

14 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

motherfucker, we have 5 straight years of scoreboard on your sorry ass.  so sit your ass in the corner and enjoy this…and please tell ALL of us how Bayou Billy’s going to lead y’all to better days.  
 

enjoy suckage in perpetuity, fucking lizard.  

I was at the last one in the Swamp

You guys got saved by a bogus roughing the QB call on a game changing interception

But yeah the Gator defense in the first half was ugly

anyway, Gata may not be /back/ but Texas is going to whoop the fuck out of LSU next time they play bro I can't wait 

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

2 minutes ago, Zeus said:

I was at the last one in the Swamp

You guys got saved by a bogus roughing the QB call on a game changing interception

But yeah the Gator defense in the first half was ugly

anyway, Gata may not be /back/ but Texas is going to whoop the fuck out of LSU next time they play bro I can't wait 

so...fucking...aggy. 

hoping against hope...wishing against all odds...praying to any and all deities, including Owen Wilson...for another team to do what your team cannot. 

you reek of sadness, desperation and old hot dog water.

behold Capt. Coattails!  in all his raging, incel glory!

[Vertigo 20267]

That gif is outstanding.

[Davis Lane 5553]

22 hours ago, Hondo said:

Get the discourteous language out of your system from the safety of your keyboard, amigo.  Just don't let it develop into a habitual thing to the point where your tongue creates trouble for the rest of your body in real life.  Such behavior may be the norm in your little bubble, but eventually you're going to run across someone who'll smile and call you "sir" while turning your ass inside out and making you wear it like a hat.

As for the Texas Longhorns football team, I'll be rooting for them regardless of who we're playing or what conference we're playing in.  It's not going to be a cakewalk in the SEC simply because "we're Texas."  We may have great success, and I hope we do, but it's not guaranteed.  If you actually read what I've posted, you'll see that I've never said we're going fail, only that success isn't quite the guarantee some people seem to think it will be.  That's all.  Baylor and Kansas State have exactly as many Big 12 titles as we do, 3.  To suggest that we're somehow going to roll into the SEC and be instantly competitive absent some wholesale changes (which I certainly hope we've made and/or are making) is a little overly optimistic.  

Enjoy the rest of your day, sir.

[Handcruser 2805]

Michigan.

I’ve wanted us to play them for years - super stoked for that game.

[closetohumping 17401]

ou used to be my #1, but for 24:

 

 

Michigan

Georgia

aggy

Florida

ou

 

[Tomatillo 354]

40 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

so...fucking...aggy. 

hoping against hope...wishing against all odds...praying to any and all deities, including Owen Wilson...for another team to do what your team cannot. 

you reek of sadness, desperation and old hot dog water.

behold Capt. Coattails!  in all his raging, incel glory!

Guy in the overalls is your average Gata fan. 

[Saint Tacky 1610]

Kentucky. 

 

Just kidding.

[gofuckyourself 8122]

Couldn't care less about meatchicken. A loss there and dgaf. Jawja too. Fuck em.

It's always OU. Every year.

The joy and satisfaction of last year was indescribable, but even that wasn't enough. I was actually pissed that we only won 49-0 and didn't make that last field goal.

A 49-0 mudhole stomping was not quite enough.

We could play Notre Dame, USC, aggy, Georgia, Alabama, Michigan and the reincarnated 1904 Yale squad next season and it's still only OU that should get circled each year on the calendar with a blood red sharpie. Blood red as a visual reminder that the color crimson only looks good when it's the dried out hue of OUs impaled, bleeding and lifeless organs, after they've been mercilessly gored on a gorgeous October day in Texas.

It's 2023, and 2024 soon enough, and OU still and always will suck.

 

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

1 hour ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

so...fucking...aggy. 

hoping against hope...wishing against all odds...praying to any and all deities, including Owen Wilson...for another team to do what your team cannot. 

you reek of sadness, desperation and old hot dog water.

behold Capt. Coattails!  in all his raging, incel glory!

When a person finds high school very difficult but manages to slink through with their diploma, but are not quite ready for the real world yet, they may seek out a collegiate education that is somewhat less rigorous than their secondary education. When junior college does not afford them the opportunity to be an obnoxious football fan, they may may succumb to the siren song of LSU and plod hypnotically into its tender bosom where they feel confident and boisterous. 
 

we don’t judge those people, for they were born without certain gifts, but we do keep an eye out when we know they are around and are always wondering exactly what protein is in the gumbo. 

[Dignan 355]

It's so weird talking about the 2024 but alas, here we are. I don't want to give aggy too much credit, but I think everyone is looking forward to that game. We are going to stomp them. Can't believe Georgia and Florida are coming to DKR...so weird.

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

1 minute ago, Dignan said:

It's so weird talking about the 2024 but alas, here we are. I don't want to give aggy too much credit, but I think everyone is looking forward to that game. We are going to stomp them. Can't believe Georgia and Florida are coming to DKR...so weird.

26 and 27 will have whomever from the sec plus Ohio state and Michigan, respectively, at dkr.  Should be crazy. 

[Sgt Hulk 13648]

All of them.  It just means moooree

[Hondo 661]

35 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

26 and 27 will have whomever from the sec plus Ohio state and Michigan, respectively, at dkr.  Should be crazy. 

My body is ready

[TexArcher 37519]

1 hour ago, gofuckyourself said:

It's always OU. Every year.

This is the way.

[Zeus 5950]

11 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

so...fucking...aggy. 

hoping against hope...wishing against all odds...praying to any and all deities, including Owen Wilson...for another team to do what your team cannot. 

you reek of sadness, desperation and old hot dog water.

behold Capt. Coattails!  in all his raging, incel glory!

 

 

Cool gif you saved of some old juice head

[Rudy Rutabaga 8091]

OU sucks is the only correct answer to this question; regardless of conference affiliation, age, financial status, political views, or multiverse. 

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

1 hour ago, Zeus said:

 

 

Cool gif you saved of some old juice head

juice head?  he’s the only functioning sumbitch in that entire scene, the ONLY one in that section who is vested with the correct chromosome number and structure.

hell, son, that fucker in the overalls is your Dean of Education.  and he got that job because he’s only missing 7 teeth instead of the normal “Florida Fourteen”.  to wit…

now run along…you’re late for your Friday night Fortnite gathering .  

Edited June 17, 2023 by Kyrie Eleison

[ScottS 1057]

I have always assumed this is what all Florida fans look like.

[Zeus 5950]

2 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

juice head?  he’s the only functioning sumbitch in that entire scene, the ONLY one in that section who is vested with the correct chromosome number and structure.

hell, son, that fucker in the overalls is your Dean of Education.  and he got that job because he’s only missing 7 teeth instead of the normal “Florida Fourteen”.  to wit…

now run along…you’re late for your Friday night Fortnite gathering .  

Totally insane Photoshop or is that AI? The state of Louisiana is third world brah I'm glad you have no clue where Gainesville is. 

Either way corn dog you and Brian Kelly are gonna get whooped next year and the Joe burrow era will be a distant memory.

 

 

1 hour ago, ScottS said:

I have always assumed this is what all Florida fans look like.

 

Once SEC play starts we will all get to tell fun stories and find out which fan bases are full of dipshits, gonna be fun.

[Hermanator 6944]

On 6/15/2023 at 5:04 PM, Tomatillo said:

Makes sense. Definitely not trying to be THAT SEC guy. Just giving some insight into the league. 

The Big XII was a really good football conference and an elite basketball and baseball league. I'm glad Texas is in our league. I've admired your school and program for years. The uniforms, Texas Fight and Bevo are all pretty iconic things in CFB and Austin is a truly amazing place. 

As I've maintained since posting on this board a couple years, you guys will come to really like this conference, although you will probably end up hating about half the teams lol. The biggest misconception is that we all like each other. That is far from the truth. 

Look forward to the game in '24. Hopefully, I'll be able to get over there and have some brisket with y'all. 

[kingkoopa6 8317]

Not the right thread. But I’m lookin forward to 25’ 

 

and watching Arch throw 60 yard bombs at the cotton bowl winning 70-0