Best Salsa: Your taste buds are fucked if you do not agree with these fine ladies.

[dcbc 14644]

For ease of reference, here's the recipe from the video (with some modifications like using a blender)

 

Lucy’s recipe:

Salsa de Molcajete

 

Ingredients:

 6 chile serranos

2 habanero chiles (or jalapenos).  Recipe calls for 4, but it’s pretty hot.  The next day, it's a bit milder.  So maybe stick to 4.  I used jalapenos.

2 roma tomatoes

3 tomatillos

½ white onion

3 garlic heads

1 tsp salt (or more to taste)

½ tsp black pepper

 ¼ cup cold water

 

Instructions:

Peel off the paper layers of the garlic and onion, and 3 tomatillos

Remove the stem of the chili serranos, 4 habanero chiles.

Cut ½ of the white onion into 4 pieces.

Roast all of the 6 chile serranos, 4 Habanero chiles, 2 roma tomatoes, 3 tomatillos, 4 pieces of the ½ of the white onion and 3 garlic heads in a hot comal until they’re darkly roasted. (About 12 minutes total under the broiler on a sheet pan). Make sure to flip them over on all their sides. The garlic, and the tomatillos will roast faster so put aside when you see them roasted. Keep roasting the larger ingredients until they’re darkly roasted.

 

 

Put in food processor or blender.  Add ¼ tsp black pepper, ¼ cup cold water and 1 tsp salt to the ingredients.  Blend on medium until it reaches desired consistency. 

 

 

[Gene Parmesan 4064]

That would be hot af if you actually used habeneros.  I know garlic flavor is tamed down when roasted, but 3 heads still seems like it's a typo for that volume of salsa.

[dcbc 14644]

10 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

That would be hot af if you actually used habeneros.  I know garlic flavor is tamed down when roasted, but 3 heads still seems like it's a typo for that volume of salsa.

Yes on the habaneros!  I was leery of that much garlic, but I can barely taste it.  That might have to do with how much was lost to my trying to get the inner cloves peeled after roasting and the several that I ate along the way.

 

I just tried some this morning after it sat in the refrigerator overnight.  The heat is more subdued now.  It's still plenty for me though.

 

It's a really solid recipe.  Thanks, Lucy!

Edited June 16, 2023 by dcbc

[Baboontyme 2881]

There's a local-ish Mexican place that serves a secret 'martajada' salsa that I fell in love with a few years ago. I spent months trying to perfect it and got pretty close. It's a little bit sour, relies heavily on tomatillos. And of course I made mine much hotter. Very good stuff. Here's the recipe:

About 6 roma tomatoes
Tomatillos (you want the volume of the romas:tomatillos to be about 2.5:1 or 3:1)
About 1/4 of a big ass red onion
A couple of small garlic cloves (or one big one)
2-4 serrano peppers (depending on how much heat you like)
1/2 - 1 orange habanero (depending on how much heat you like)
1 lime
Salt

Grill all of it, but the lime and the salt. Get it black. Get it to the point where you will be able to smash it without a blender. 

mortar and pestle. 

Add juice of lime. Add about 1 tbsp of salt. Or less or more. Stir.

Pour in blender. Pulse. Just 2-3x. Don't want it too thin.

Pour in bowl/pitcher. Chill for a few hours. Mix. 

[tigol 2481]

Lucy's recipe is legit.  Holy hell, it is hot.  I omitted one habanero and 1 serrano (sorry Lucy) and it is still hot.  Perfect for me.  I had the same experience with the garlic.  I roasted 3 heads and tried to squeeze as much in there as I could.  The flavor is outstanding.

I misread tsp of salt to be tbsp.  It needed the extra salt.

Edited June 17, 2023 by tigol

[jimmyjazz 47077]

I finally made a red table salsa that competes with what I can get at good restaurants.  It couldn't have been simpler, I'm not quite sure why I've struggled with this for years.

I took 4 tomatoes (2 Roma, 2 hot house, about 1.25 lbs total), one yellow onion (quartered), and one large jalapeno (stemmed but not seeded) and roasted them at 400 F for 20 minutes.  I combined them with two cloves garlic, 1/2 tsp kosher salt, and the juice of half a lime in a blender and pureed it.  Stupid simple, and fantastic.  A little spicy with big flavor.  The roasting is the part I've missed all along -- I saw a guy do it in some South Texas joint on the Food Network, so I tried it.  It seems to make the difference.

It's about a 3 cup batch, costs about half of what jarred supermarket salsa goes for, and tastes much better.  For one thing, no vinegar.

Edited June 18, 2023 by jimmyjazz

[Celery Man 21090]

I read an interesting thing about how grocery store tomatoes are reddened with nitrogen and are frequently unripe, and so whole canned tomatoes can actually give better/fresher flavor.

[Texzilla58 4786]

This is a very true statement. Canned whole tomatoes offset with fresh jalapeños, cilantro, lime, and red onion makes a very good salsa.

[jimmyjazz 47077]

I feel like canned tomatoes need to be cooked.  Probably not a big deal, I cooked the fresh tomatoes anyway.

[SydneyCarton 49475]

If you’re in Houston this is the best jarred from a company I’ve ever had. But I don’t think they sell at any big stores. 
 

https://chilesquiles.com

 

I also made one today myself. 
3 lbs fresh tomatoes (not Roma)

3 jalapeños 

6-8 cloves of garlic

1 white onion. 

fire roast the tomatoes, onions, and japs for 20 minutes. Toss in a blender. Then roast the garlic. Toss it in. Blend with a head of cilantro, salt, any other spice you want to add. I added a shot of Serrano vinegar we got from an olive oil place.

 

made 2 big jars.  

Edited June 18, 2023 by SydneyCarton

[tigol 2481]

Now I'm trying the 2nd recipe, but I'm smoking the veggies and peppers.  I'll report back.

[jimmyjazz 47077]

I think @SydneyCarton's ratio of one jalapeno per pound of tomatoes is probably about right. I was a little less than half that amount, and over the last few hours my batch has gotten more mild.  Of course, pepper heat can vary quite a bit, too.

[SydneyCarton 49475]

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

I think @SydneyCarton's ratio of one jalapeno per pound of tomatoes is probably about right. I was a little less than half that amount, and over the last few hours my batch has gotten more mild.  Of course, pepper heat can vary quite a bit, too.

In my experience heat does generally subside. I also made a Chile De arbol table sauce another poster suggested somewhere else in this site this weekend too, and it was phenomenal. But it also went from very hot to mild overnight.

fun fact I thought about throwing some Arbols in the batch of salsa above, just because I have a million now. Threw them into the oven with the garlic. TIL that one minute in an oven on broil will turn a dehydrated Chile de arbol to ash. 

[tigol 2481]

17 hours ago, tigol said:

Now I'm trying the 2nd recipe, but I'm smoking the veggies and peppers.  I'll report back.

If you already have your smoker going, I highly recommend throwing your veggies on.  The garlic and onions soak up the smoke flavor nicely.  I smoked mine at 250 for a little over an hour.  It added a nice smokey sweetness to the heat, but that salsa is still hotter than fire.  I love it!  I froze a couple of batches back.

[Mo Horn 8937]

The best avocado salsa I've ever made... but then it's Rick Bayless. Put it on some chicken tacos I made with grilled chicken. Putting them in blue corn tortillas from the bakery that just won the James Beard award for the best bakery in America didn't hurt.

I've asked this before, but how can two brothers be so opposite. This is the non-asshole one. 

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CtmZH0kgNKD/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

[conVINCEd 21477]

On 6/16/2023 at 7:43 AM, bluto said:

Friend of mine looked into starting a salsa line for commercial/retail sale, meeting fda standards (and just general preserving) and keeping the recipe as close to ‘authentic’ as possible along with finding a processor was an absolute m-fer that killed the idea. Shit was really good salsa too. 

I know a guy who did this.  His primary product is bloody mary mix, but he does salsa as well.  His daughter is a friend of my sister.  My sister did a bulk buy and stuffed everyone’s stockings for a couple of years.  Shit’s good but a bit on the spendy side.  He is local to dfw and I tried to find a web presence to post here, but was unsuccessful.  He’ll deliver if you spend more than $20, and by deliver I mean he drops it off on your front porch himself.

 

[Carl Spackler 3614]

I picked up a jalapeno sauce (it's not really a salsa) recipe off Surly a few years ago.  I can't recall offhand which poster shared it, but whoever it was I tip my hat to him.  I've made it a bunch of times.  It's good and incredibly easy.  

 

6 jalapenos  (I sometimes substitute a habanero for one of the japs to kick up the heat, but I like it spicy)
3 cloves garlic
1/4 cup olive oil
Handful of cilantro
1 tsp kosher salt (original recipe called for a half teaspoon)

Boil peppers and peeled garlic for 20 minutes
Then take and put them in ice water to cool off.
Once cool, cut stems off peppers and put them, garlic cloves, oil , cilantro (stems and leaves), and salt in blender.
Liquefy.

Profit

 

 

 

 

[SydneyCarton 49475]

13 minutes ago, Carl Spackler said:

I picked up a jalapeno sauce (it's not really a salsa) recipe off Surly a few years ago.  I can't recall offhand which poster shared it, but whoever it was I tip my hat to him.  I've made it a bunch of times.  It's good and incredibly easy.  

 

6 jalapenos  (I sometimes substitute a habanero for one of the japs to kick up the heat, but I like it spicy)
3 cloves garlic
1/4 cup olive oil
Handful of cilantro
1 tsp kosher salt (original recipe called for a half teaspoon)

Boil peppers and peeled garlic for 20 minutes
Then take and put them in ice water to cool off.
Once cool, cut stems off peppers and put them, garlic cloves, oil , cilantro (stems and leaves), and salt in blender.
Liquefy.

Profit

 

 

 

 

I’ve posted this sauce recipe half a dozen times, except I don’t boil them, i broil them. It’s salsa Donna and it’s fucking delicious and I could drink that shit right out of the jar and feel justified. 

Edited June 20, 2023 by SydneyCarton

[Carl Spackler 3614]

3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I’ve posted this sauce recipe half a dozen times, except I don’t boil them, i broil them. It’s salsa Donna and it’s fucking delicious and I could drink that shit right out of the jar and feel justified. 

I tried broiling the japs once, and it honestly didn't make a huge difference to me.  Maybe I needed to broil them longer than I did.   

If you can't get Tacodeli salsa dona but live near a Trader Joe's, TJ's has a jarred Jalapeno sauce that is similar and good, but this homemade version beats it, IMO.  

[ztejas 44179]

These are great.

[RMac5 1556]

@dcbc just made the salsa, it’s fantastic! I used one habanero and three japs, and all six serranos. It’s the perfect amount of heat for me. Thanks for posting amigo.

[dcbc 14644]

Just now, RMac5 said:

@dcbc just made the salsa, it’s fantastic! I used one habanero and three japs, and all six serranos. It’s the perfect amount of heat for me. Thanks for posting amigo.

Thanks.  But @Enemy07 posted the video with the recipe attached.  I just made it easier to say.  Glad it turned out well!

[RMac5 1556]

@Enemy07 rep for you too! I didn’t watch the video, just used the recipe @dcbc posted. 

[dcbc 14644]

Just now, RMac5 said:

@Enemy07 rep for you too! I didn’t watch the video, just used the recipe @dcbc posted. 

There's another recipe in the "more" section of that video, which I haven't tried yet, if you're interested.

[RMac5 1556]

I will go watch it. Thanks for the heads up.

[jimmyjazz 47077]

I used to play in a band with the owner of this company, he ended up winning the AusChron contest nearly a dozen times.  It's not salsa, it's a hot sauce, but it's pretty good:

[Brisketexan 106862]

I love two kinds of red salsas:

1) real-deal fresh stuff from a mexican restaurant, made with fresh tomatoes, peppers, onion, cilantro, and various and sundry other things.

And...

2) Chili's salsa.

Yes, I am aware of the contradiction.  Can't help it, I love me some Chili's salsa.

[Pam Cummings 9846]

On 6/15/2023 at 7:59 PM, dcbc said:

Got it done. Very tasty and very hot. My initial reaction was Uma Thurman in the bathroom in Pulp Fiction.

I did something similar recently but i cooked the veggies on the grill. It was a wonderful flavor, would recommend.

[jimmyjazz 47077]

For my next batch, I'm gonna take my favorite canned tomatoes (Cento) and heat them to a bare simmer, cool, and blend with fresh onion, chiles, garlic, salt, and lime.  I want to see if the "canned" aspect is noticeable.

Their ingredient list:

[tx 3 putt 78614]

Easy salsa verde - 

boil or roast …

4 tomatillos

1 or 2 jalepenos 

remove when soft, goto blender. Add in ..

1 or 2 avocados (peeled) 

Season to taste (salt, lime and garlic) 

blend and enjoy 

[Brisketexan 106862]

1 hour ago, Pam Cummings said:

I did something similar recently but i cooked the veggies on the grill. It was a wonderful flavor, would recommend.

Fire-roasted veggies are a solid choice.  You can ALSO throw the tomatoes on the smoker, but I learned that you don't want to do it for too long.  A little smoke flavor addition goes a LONG way in a salsa.  Otherwise, it's just a heavily smoked salsa, and the smoke is all you taste.

[4th and 5 5000]

this thread fucks, glad I stopped by

[ohchaucer 1444]

I love two kinds of red salsas:
1) real-deal fresh stuff from a mexican restaurant, made with fresh tomatoes, peppers, onion, cilantro, and various and sundry other things.
And...
2) Chili's salsa.
Yes, I am aware of the contradiction.  Can't help it, I love me some Chili's salsa.

I’m a sucker for On The Border salsa but haven’t eaten at one in probably 15 years.

[Brisketexan 106862]

1 minute ago, ohchaucer said:

I’m a sucker for On The Border salsa but haven’t eaten at one in probably 15 years.

Same here.  Loved it, but can't remember the last time I went to an OTB (probably because the chips and salsa is about the only reason I'd go).

[tx 3 putt 78614]

17 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Same here.  Loved it, but can't remember the last time I went to an OTB (probably because the chips and salsa is about the only reason I'd go).

i can remember, OTB Odessa, Tx, $1 margarita night and our secretary in the midland office set me on a blind date with her hs friend 

 

[Dewey 3329]

A friend of a friend makes this here. Hot as fuck and tasty. Every now and again old girl whips up a huge batch and I end up with a jar like this. 

[dcbc 14644]

5 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

I love two kinds of red salsas:

1) real-deal fresh stuff from a mexican restaurant, made with fresh tomatoes, peppers, onion, cilantro, and various and sundry other things.

And...

2) Chili's salsa.

Yes, I am aware of the contradiction.  Can't help it, I love me some Chili's salsa.

My wife swears by her 1990s memory of the salsa from the Chili's on S. Lamar.  She said they told her is was something simple like Pace with a whole tomato thrown into the blender with it or some such. 

[tigol 2481]

My wife swears by her 1990s memory of the salsa from the Chili's on S. Lamar.  She said they told her is was something simple like Pace with a whole tomato thrown into the blender with it or some such. 

And sugar.

[ohchaucer 1444]

And cumin.

That’s also what’s missing in so many store salsas.

I think because it’s hard to shelf stabilize and the flavor gets bitter as it deteriorates. But not sure.

[mchookem 16764]

On 6/15/2023 at 10:41 AM, Da Fino said:

I enjoy that El Gallo squeeze stuff. The green is good on taco's in the morning and afternoon. 

the green is closer in heat to Tacodeli Dona sauce than TJ's is. love it. 

also... for some reason this one says 'mild' but that is a complete and utter lie lol. it's 🔥 and i absolutely love it...

i just brought three packs back in my suitcase from Austin 😁

there is literally NO hot salsa in Denver 😝

[MrBig 5621]

On 6/19/2023 at 8:10 PM, Carl Spackler said:

If you can't get Tacodeli salsa dona but live near a Trader Joe's, TJ's has a jarred Jalapeno sauce that is similar and good, but this homemade version beats it, IMO.  

I am not a big TJ fan but their Ghost Pepper Salsa is hot as fuck and pretty good for being store bought.

[Brisketexan 106862]

the green is closer in heat to Tacodeli Dona sauce than TJ's is. love it. 
also... for some reason this one says 'mild' but that is a complete and utter lie lol. it's and i absolutely love it...
i just brought three packs back in my suitcase from Austin
there is literally NO hot salsa in Denver

Bullshit. There are Mexicans there. You’re just shopping at the gringo groceries there. Go to one of the carnicerias.

[RollLeft 5090]

Salsa de Chile Piquin en Molcajete

1 Garlic head 

Salt (Coarse to be ground and amount to taste)

1/2 bunch of cilantro

1/2 onion

6-12 limes (again to taste)

10-40 Chili Piquins

(No tomatoes or stems of cilantro or chile)

You're welcome.

 

Edited June 25, 2023 by RollLeft

[jimmyjazz 47077]

14 hours ago, ohchaucer said:

And cumin.

That’s also what’s missing in so many store salsas.

I don't think cumin is particularly common in traditional salsas.  It's certainly not a requirement.

[elfenix 34687]

I’ve posted this sauce recipe half a dozen times, except I don’t boil them, i broil them. It’s salsa Donna and it’s fucking delicious and I could drink that shit right out of the jar and feel justified. 

Taqueria Laredo has been making this stuff for 40 years.

[SydneyCarton 49475]

1 minute ago, elfenix said:

On 6/19/2023 at 8:01 PM, SydneyCarton said:

I’ve posted this sauce recipe half a dozen times, except I don’t boil them, i broil them. It’s salsa Donna and it’s fucking delicious and I could drink that shit right out of the jar and feel justified. 

Taqueria Laredo has been making this stuff for 40 years.

There’s a reason that line is out the door and around the building every morning. 

[Hank Scorpio 17924]

14 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

There’s a reason that line is out the door and around the building every morning. 

Because the restaurant is understaffed? 

[Texzilla58 4786]

And cumin.

That’s also what’s missing in so many store salsas.

I think because it’s hard to shelf stabilize and the flavor gets bitter as it deteriorates. But not sure.

Huh? Cumin is not a common ingredient. Cilantro yes. Cumin not so much. Not a bad idea. I love cumin. It’s the key to great tomato juice or a Bloody Mary.

[ohchaucer 1444]

Yes, it’s not a common ingredient but it’s a good one to add. Try it. Or not.

[Rockethorn1978 6204]

Toss this in a boiling pot then blend.

 

5 roma

1/3 cup of chile piquin

3 cloves of garlic

boil the tomato’s and garlic and as tomato's start to peel toss in the chile piquin. Move to blender and blend up 3 tomato’s with garlic and chiles until smooth and then pulse the last two so you get some texture. Add your favorite salt pepper and garlic seasoning. About 2 tablespoons. Lastly add a few sprinkles of knorr caldo de pollo.

less is more with salsa. And this is my go too for salsa. Use chips or toss on some grilled pork chops or breakfast tacos or fajitas. Amazing.