Contact Your Coon-Ass Friends To Prepare Their Cyber Anus

[Gatorubet 30183]

https://www.shreveporttimes.com/story/news/crime/2023/06/15/5-tips-for-louisiana-drivers-to-protect-their-identity-after-moveit-attack/70327954007/

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On June 15, the Louisiana Office of Motor Vehicles (OMV) announced that a major cyber-attack has affected a number of government entities and the OMV is a possible victim to the attack.

The data breach was on MOVEit which is an industry-leading third-party data transfer service used to send large files.

OMV believes that all Louisianans with a state-issued driver’s license, ID, or car registration have likely had their name, address, social security and other information exposed to the cyber attackers.

Is it bad that they have my name, address, Social Security number and birth date other Barry?

[Pato del Muerto 52484]

[atomheartbevo 89618]

It has to be connected to Louisiana requiring residents to submit their government IDs electronically in order to view online porn.  That little law made LA a target-rich environment for would be cyber thieves, since it probably opened up more avenues of attack.

We Not Gonna Talk About Louisiana Requiring ID to View Online Porn? (CR)

On 1/9/2023 at 8:50 AM, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

This database of names and porn viewed will be the most unhackable database ever.

 

[ztejas 43411]

Louisiana maybe not the best target if you're trying to steal people's identities. 

[Gatorubet 30183]

6 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Louisiana maybe not the best target if you're trying to steal people's identities. 

Too many Augustine Dubuisson Chabonnets with the same name?

[Pescado_Rojo 19412]

4 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Too many Augustine Dubuisson Chabonnets with the same name?

"Fuck! Another Dennis Broussard with a 480 credit score!"

[WBT 20559]

They probably even found out how many nutria tale bounties every Boudreaux and Thibideaux has claimed.

[Gatorubet 30183]

1 minute ago, WBT said:

They probably even found out how many nutria tale bounties every Boudreaux and Thibideaux has claimed.

For true, cher!

[MissingInAction 25002]

40 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Louisiana maybe not the best target if you're trying to steal people's identities. 

[Serak The Preparer 3431]

So is the non-cyber anus safe? Asking for a friend @NowThis.

[Gatorubet 30183]

33 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Mama say, “Use dat so-sure security numbah from the rich ole people in da nursin home. Dey not gonna need it. Can’t stick etouffee down dat feedin tube noways.  Rice gets stucked”

[BamaATL 16593]

3 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

"Fuck! Another Dennis Broussard with a 480 credit score!"

This is almost entirely too on the nose for parody.  Sort of like you did so well, I'm not entirely sure if you know a guy or if its a fantastic joke.  Bravo.  

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3868]

4 hours ago, WBT said:

They probably even found out how many nutria tale bounties every Boudreaux and Thibideaux has claimed.

What about those with nutria tails?

[atomheartbevo 89618]

22 minutes ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

What about those with nutria tails?

He’s talking about tales.  Good bards are almost as hard to find as good bars in Louisiana.  

[Pescado_Rojo 19412]

10 hours ago, BamaATL said:

This is almost entirely too on the nose for parody.  Sort of like you did so well, I'm not entirely sure if you know a guy or if its a fantastic joke.  Bravo.  

Born and raised in Port Arthur and have cousins from there to New Orleans. Crowley, Melville, Morgan City, Houma, etc, etc. A Lot of them work oil patch. I probably know 50 "Dennis Broussards" 

[WBT 20559]

10 hours ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

What about those with nutria tails?

damnit

[austingirl 2191]

2 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Born and raised in Port Arthur and have cousins from there to New Orleans. Crowley, Melville, Morgan City, Houma, etc, etc. A Lot of them work oil patch. I probably know 50 "Dennis Broussards" 

Same story but I was gonna say Larry Heberts.