Trump Cabinet part duh

[TexasEd 8064]

I need some humor so this morning I started making a mental list of potential cabinet and staff positions in a second term Trump presidency.  

 

Secretary of State: Dennis Rodman, they both love dear leader

Secretary of Defense: Kid Rock, he did show him the attack plans on Iran and he can defend us from Bud Light

Ye, Yeezy, Kanye - got to be honest I started with the person and looking for the best spot.  Education?

Attorney General: Jeanine Pirro

Communications Director: Alaina Habba, she has the qualifications Trump considers most important

Secretary of the Interior:  The shaman is a perfect match

 

Homeland Defense: Baron - "He's a computer Genius"

Also I think he might need a new first lady.  I don't think Melania is going back.

Edited June 16, 2023 by TexasEd

[Evil Bill Obrien 3193]

 

Could probably just roll in Fake Melania and no one would know the difference.

[TheStoicPaisano 9904]

Steve Miller

Bannon

Patel

Grenell

Russ Vought

Rufo would drop DeSantis if offered a spot

[Judge Roybeanbag 11810]

Kanye should be Health and Human Services.

[tx ind 7000]

1 hour ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

 

Could probably just roll in Fake Melania and no one would know the difference.

He already did as the dir of comms

Donald Jr to head the FDA would be a good one

Edited June 16, 2023 by tx ind

[Blotto 23434]

I'm just a sucker for experience and cerebral leadership. Lets bring him back and Make America Great Again!

Edited June 16, 2023 by Blotto

[Evil Bill Obrien 3193]

3 minutes ago, Blotto said:

I really, really didn't need to know this gif of Gov. Good Hair existed...

 

[dcbc 14410]

Plenty from which to choose.

 

[TexasEd 8064]

What do we do with Gary Busey?

[HornPhD 1364]

18 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

What do we do with Gary Busey?

Director of the FBI

[tx ind 7000]

Secretary of Transportation