Jimbo’s Fashion Photo Album or Hobo Jim

[mantis toboggan 850]

Figured it deserved its own thread. 

[SimkinsMan 4418]

[crash_davis 23115]

No wonder his ex wife was fucking other dudes.

[Deej 76902]

3 feet high and sinking. 

[Vertigo 20325]

You would figure a guy making 10 mil per year would venture out of the Hanes aisle at Walmart and retire his 2010 wardrobe. 

[Deej 76902]

5 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

You would figure a guy making 10 mil per year would venture out of the Hanes aisle at Walmart and retire his 2010 wardrobe. 

Have you ever tried shopping in College Staion?

[RomaVicta 29999]

Yes. There are some very comfortable ways to look good especially if you have the money. I don't mean abandoning casual wear either. In Texas, I'd have a closet full of short sleeve polos and pants made of lighter, cooler fabric than denim. 

I think it's time for him to re-think the unshaved look as well. That works with jawline and dark hair. I had almost a full beard for a long time. Fairly groomed. I looked in the mirror and saw my pasty white face framed in white hair, and I realized I was just screaming to the world that I'm old. The beard is down to a goatee (still white) and the pathetic wreath of hair that remains around the bottom of my head is close cropped. 

I don't look 40, but I don't look like one of those sad idiots still trying to carry off that look, either.

Edited June 19, 2023 by RomaVicta

[SHOOTER12 8826]

14 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

You would figure a guy making 10 mil per year would venture out of the Hanes aisle at Walmart and retire his 2010 wardrobe. 

No disrespect intended but it's more like Goodwill or the Salvation Army. 

[pyrohornIII 4817]

Jimbo's the idiot savant of football.  He doesn't have time to waste on fashion since he's constantly dreaming up ways to make aTm football the leader of the pack (or cooking up lame ass reasons they aren't).

  

[pyrohornIII 4817]

54 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:

Looks like a mash up of Archie Bunker and the Bucees's beaver.

[Goliadkid 5]

Seriously, there is actually more to this.  His sloppy attire shows up in other parts of his life.  His handling of the program, his call sheet that clearly speaks of sloppiness and his public speaking style.  That clothing attire is emblematic of the mess he has created at two different football programs.

[fattyflattie 4638]

Funny thing is I bet those are high end designer t-shirts.   Probably pays a shitload of money to look like a homeless asshole. 

[markstanco 12601]

Still though, he’s the smartest man in the room.

Wins a MNC with a generational QB and parlays that in to swindling 9 figures out of aggy.

Dress for the job you want, not the job you have. This saying speaks volumes on his attire.

[billfromlaketravis 11522]

Needs more quarter zip with no undershirt. 

[markstanco 12601]

Needs more quarter zip with no undershirt. 

He calls that a shirt

[NorLa Horns 1458]

I knew i didn't want to look at this thread. I knew id regret it. 

But i did. And i regret it. 

 

[TheRealRonWeaver? 1258]

I knew i didn't want to look at this thread. I knew id regret it. 
But i did. And i regret it. 
 

Now imagine you just paid $100 mil plus to hang out with him for a decade.

[Chips O'Toole 1327]

This thread needs some Karen Key Largo quotes about how he oozes sex appeal or some such. 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20483]

12 hours ago, pyrohornIII said:

Jimbo's the idiot savant of football.  He doesn't have time to waste on fashion since he's constantly dreaming up ways to make aTm football the leader of the pack (or cooking up lame ass reasons they aren't).

  

It would be one thing if he was like Bill Belichek and had six Super Bowl wins. You could accept the slovenliness in a kind of Albert-Einstein-of-football-who-doesn't-have-time-to-think-about-clothes kind of maniacal brilliance. But Jimbo's one national championship is looking more and more like a fluke, an outlier. He a slovenly Gene Chizik.  

[CTC2 2798]

Can’t wait to see him in this:

 

[Scholz 11956]

4 hours ago, markstanco said:

Dress for the job you want, not the job you have.

He wants to be a fishing guide in Rockport?

[JFKFC 4891]

I'm sure these pictures were all taken in the morning. Can you imagine how gross his t-shirt looks after he eats his full rack of ribs lunch?

[Leanderman 2276]

He blends right in with the crowd at gomersville though.

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20483]

4 hours ago, Leanderman said:

He blends right in with the crowd at gomersville though.

Can you imagine that you pay a guy 10 million dollars a year and he shows up to the office looking like this? 

[pyrohornIII 4817]

Or on the recruiting trail?  Some 5 star is going to choose Texas over aggy and one of his reasons will be because Sark has some style.  

[Mr. Drummond 2199]

If you are going to be a fat slob, then at least go with something like the Andy Reid hawaiian shirt style, where it's fun and you are in on the joke.

[Frank Drebin 5653]

He needs to allow Lil' Fish to make his fashion decisions

[markstanco 12601]

29 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Can you imagine that you pay a guy 10 million dollars a year and he shows up to the office looking like this? 

He needs this shirt in the rotation:

[General Specific 3267]

He needs this shirt in the rotation:

And or, FUPM!

[MontereyMX 869]

2 hours ago, markstanco said:

He needs this shirt in the rotation:

lets all buy one and mail them all at once to Bright addressed to Coach Jimbo 

[BurntOrange&White 39981]

oh, another aggie thread.

[mantis toboggan 850]

12 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

oh, another aggie thread.

Oh, another shit post by BO&W

[BurntOrange&White 39981]

44 minutes ago, mantis toboggan said:

Oh, another shit post by BO&W

Orangebloods level topic when there are 3 other threads you could meme on Jimbo in

[fattyflattie 4638]

On 6/19/2023 at 11:52 PM, CTC2 said:

Can’t wait to see him in this:

 

Damn I’ve been meaning to buy one of these to wear around deer camp when the inevitable happens. Nothing like a constant reminder your school still owes some loser 50M+ in buyout, plus new staff $$.

Edited June 21, 2023 by fattyflattie

[Sgt Hulk 13836]

There’s nothing I want more than to watch jimbo continually shit the bed at aggy get fired and win the natty the next year at another school 

Edited June 21, 2023 by Sgt Hulk

[Wishbone 4777]

10 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

There’s nothing I want more than to watch jimbo continually shit the bed at aggy get fired and win the natty the next year at another school 

I get what you’re saying, and it would provide hours of comedy, but personally I can think of a LOT  of things I’d prefer to watch.

Edited June 21, 2023 by Wishbone

[Hornlover 8830]

3 hours ago, Wishbone said:

I get what you’re saying, and it would provide hours of comedy, but personally I can think of a LOT  of things I’d prefer to watch.

[Sejjr 3246]

Y’all are such dicks. When you are forced to shop in the junior’s section, your fashion options are pretty limited. 

[Leanderman 2276]

I am sure Karen Keylargo  defends all his clothing options? After all bag hag has her nose into everything he does.

[TheStoicPaisano 9934]

On 6/19/2023 at 11:36 AM, pyrohornIII said:

Looks like a mash up of Archie Bunker and the Bucees's beaver.

 

[Mr. Mojo Risin' 2205]

21 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

Collies are among the ugliest dogs out there, imo.

This is what I think of every time I see one

[TreatyOak 16417]

[TexasGolf 5013]

On 6/20/2023 at 12:03 PM, BurntOrange&White said:

oh, another aggie thread.

aggy

[Armybrat 40887]

[mantis toboggan 850]

Cross posting

[Dennis Taylor 18855]

6 hours ago, mantis toboggan said:

Cross posting

How much is an iron?

[General Specific 3267]

How much is an iron?

We have an iron. We’re using it to sharpen iron! Stupid sip. Whoop!