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7 minutes ago, Auto Driller said:

Some gold from that thread:

 

I think we've found society's biggest problem, all of our action heroes are at a minimum in AARP or at worst in their late 70s and barely clinging to life (yet still shooting films).  Statham is 55.  

 

Fucking kids these days, can't even give us any bullshit action heroes.  

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At 2:49 p.m., we lost contact with Helobious.  He was descending at the time.

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It was the last attempt.

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3 minutes ago, MrBig said:

I doubt they even had 96 hours of oxygen in there. They just tell people that to make them feel better.

I thought about this…if you knocked out someone would you gain more time? Less people breathing? Asking for a friend.

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5 minutes ago, MrBig said:

I doubt they even had 96 hours of oxygen in there. They just tell people that to make them feel better.

One of the earlier reports said they had 70 and not 96 but we have to keep the thread going. We gotta do our part. 

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1 minute ago, Tailgate said:

I thought about this…if you knocked out someone would you gain more time? Less people breathing? Asking for a friend.

Gotta be honest, if I know we are pressed for time on air like they potentially are, I'd have killed the CEO guy days ago.  I doubt there would have been much argument over this with the rest of the "crew".

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2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

One of the earlier reports said they had 70 and not 96 but we have to keep the thread going. We gotta do our part. 

It's a technicality, but that 0 in CO2 has to count for something.

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More Onion:

https://www.theonion.com/we-don-t-look-so-bad-now-do-we-says-carnival-cruise-1850556812

“Everyone always said that our ships are floating, disease-ridden hellholes, but with everything going on, it seems like a pretty good deal now, doesn’t it?” said a smiling spokesperson, who stood on the deck of a cruise liner next to a shirtless, overweight Midwestern man vomiting off the side of the ship while saying, “Our passengers almost always live longer than four days.”

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2 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Gotta be honest, if I know we are pressed for time on air like they potentially are, I'd have killed the CEO guy days ago.  I doubt there would have been much argument over this with the rest of the "crew".

Bludgeoned with a Logitech game controller is a likely scenario.  But if his friend is to be believed, I'm sure Hamish did so calmly in big-brained fashion.

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Bludgeoned with a Logitech game controller is a likely scenario.  But if his friend is to be believed, I'm sure Hamish did so calmly in big-brained fashion.

Nah I would have waited until he was on the shitter facing the tiny porthole and strangled him from behind.

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I want whatever edibles or drugs these guys have man…I am just saying. “It didn’t worry me.” The FUCK? 
 

It’s like knowing the trip won’t work and will likely cause death is part of the fun…

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ZIP TIES! I thought the controller part was bad.
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7 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I want whatever edibles or drugs these guys have man…I am just saying. “It didn’t worry me.” The FUCK? 
 

It’s like knowing the trip won’t work and will likely cause death is part of the fun…

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Point taken, but Zip Ties seem like the most reliable thing on this sub.

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So if they got tangled up in the wreck of the Titanic and couldn't surface does she get credit for 5 more kills?  If she can keep that up she could get in striking distance of fourth place in all time maritime disasters (peacetime)

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17 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Gotta be honest, if I know we are pressed for time on air like they potentially are, I'd have killed the CEO guy days ago.  I doubt there would have been much argument over this with the rest of the "crew".

"We took a vote.  and you're off the island."

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I think I remember in one of the Tom Clamcy books, he described what happens to the crew of a submarine when there's a hull rupture.  First everything is incinerated due to the rapid rise in air pressure.  Then you get pulverized by the seawater...

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27 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

So if they got tangled up in the wreck of the Titanic and couldn't surface does she get credit for 5 more kills?  If she can keep that up she could get in striking distance of fourth place in all time maritime disasters (peacetime)

The titanic came out retirement like Tom Brady to pad its stats 

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43 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

More Onion:

https://www.theonion.com/we-don-t-look-so-bad-now-do-we-says-carnival-cruise-1850556812

“Everyone always said that our ships are floating, disease-ridden hellholes, but with everything going on, it seems like a pretty good deal now, doesn’t it?” said a smiling spokesperson, who stood on the deck of a cruise liner next to a shirtless, overweight Midwestern man vomiting off the side of the ship while saying, “Our passengers almost always live longer than four days.”

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“Say what you will, but while you might get violent diarrhea from eating room-temperature crab legs on a Carnival ship buffet, at least you won’t be trapped inside a submersible to die a slow death by asphyxiation miles under water. Plus, we have a pool.” At press time, thousands of passengers were killed after a Carnival ship struck an iceberg and sank to the ocean floor.

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35 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

So if they got tangled up in the wreck of the Titanic and couldn't surface does she get credit for 5 more kills?  If she can keep that up she could get in striking distance of fourth place in all time maritime disasters (peacetime)

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24 minutes ago, Parliament said:

So I hope I don't get judged for saying this...

If they killed the weakest 1-2 passengers, they could go longer on the oxygen.

Yeah, but who the fuck would want to live longer in that tiny tube, with a dead body or two, no bathroom, no food, no water, slowly suffocating in the dark.

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30 minutes ago, Parliament said:

So I hope I don't get judged for saying this...

If they killed the weakest 1-2 passengers, they could go longer on the oxygen.

how much 02 does fucking a corpse use up?  asking for a friend. 

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