Tourist Trip to Titanic Terribly Turns Tragic

[52-80 19377]

You know theres an old saying in the Pacific - I know its in the North Atlantic, might be in the Pacific:  sink my boat once, shame in you. Sink my boat twice, i cant be sunk again. 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8975]

Maybe they’ll turn up with the kid that jumped over board the cruise ship a couple weeks ago. A little 2 for 1

[tx 3 putt 78671]

[Francisco 2.0 32585]

Apparently, this is not the first time the sub lost contact with the rest of the world:

 

 

 

[Auto Driller 2566]

Replace “back in time” with “to the Titanic” and that’s pretty much it.

[956 Worldwide 35591]

If I were in that submarine, contemplating on the fact that I am going to die because we are lost and there’s no power or way to control the submarine, surrounded by the inky black crushing weight of freezing water—- I would for sure take a shit in that little toilet. 

[tx 3 putt 78671]

2 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

If I were in that submarine, contemplating on the fact that I am going to die because we are lost and there’s no power or way to control the submarine, surrounded by the inky black crushing weight of freezing water—- I would for sure take a shit in that little toilet. 

living life on the edge

[SquishMitten 10496]

1 hour ago, Bevo said:

fucking underwater aggies...

[AUS-97HORN 12050]

also....  call me fucking crazy...

 

but why in the holy hell would the submersible NOT have a fucking pinger? you know... the way they find airplanes that end up in water?

 

I understand the tourists not wanting to hear

 

every 10 mins on the descent... but maybe do something like a deadman stick where the operator has to hit the DONT PING button every 10 mins or so to keep the thing from pinging... and then, you know, when you fucking need it, let the mother fucker ping away.

at least if the ping works it  will lead the team to the pink mist remnants of the sub

[Deej 77807]

49 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Yeah this is like the world's most expensive carnival ride.  Complete with carny operators and shitty maintenance, apparently.

Okies in the North Atlantic?

[DaysOff 8198]

Had a guy take a shit in the back of a Beech 1900 once. At least he used the vomit bag and rolled up the top, but he didn't take it with.

[Pato del Muerto 53456]

No dead stick or loss of power auto ballast to float the thing?

[tx 3 putt 78671]

6 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

also....  call me fucking crazy...

 

but why in the holy hell would the submersible NOT have a fucking pinger? you know... the way they find airplanes that end up in water?

 

I understand the tourists not wanting to hear

 

every 10 mins on the descent... but maybe do something like a deadman stick where the operator has to hit the DONT PING button every 10 mins or so to keep the thing from pinging... and then, you know, when you fucking need it, let the mother fucker ping away.

at least if the ping works it  will lead the team to the pink mist remnants of the sub

 

[956 Worldwide 35591]

5 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

No dead stick or loss of power auto ballast to float the thing?

We’re assuming there wasn’t a catastrophic hull failure or something. 
 

Unfucking real that these people paid $250K to get an inverted glass bottom boat tour, I’d pay to not be on board. 

[dcbc 14644]

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Lot of people in this world with too much money and too little sense 

Fewer now though, or so it seems.

[FartingMonk 3614]

31 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

If I were in that submarine, contemplating on the fact that I am going to die because we are lost and there’s no power or way to control the submarine, surrounded by the inky black crushing weight of freezing water—- I would for sure take a shit in that little toilet. 

I always said if our sub was sinking and approaching crush depth.  I would go back to my rack.  Eat my beef jerky and then rub one out.  Then take a nap 

[956 Worldwide 35591]

Honestly, give me the catastrophic hull failure. That freezing water rushing in would knock you out quickly and then pressure and water takes over. 
 

No way in hell do I want to be drifting or sitting at the bottom in a lost submarine, listening to myself take a shit while staring down each of my fellow crew-members. 

[FartingMonk 3614]

2 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Honestly, give me the catastrophic hull failure. That freezing water rushing in would knock you out quickly and then pressure and water takes over. 
 

No way in hell do I want to be drifting or sitting at the bottom in a lost submarine, listening to myself take a shit while staring down each of my fellow crew-members. 

The pressure transient would knock you out if not kill you first.  You wouldn't even have time to feel that water

[Blotto 24011]

3 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Honestly, give me the catastrophic hull failure. That freezing water rushing in would knock you out quickly and then pressure and water takes over. 
 

No way in hell do I want to be drifting or sitting at the bottom in a lost submarine, listening to myself take a shit while staring down each of my fellow crew-members. 

Apparently they have 96 hours of air if the sub didn't implode. I wonder how many doodies the shitter was designed to hold? Things could get a bit dicey on day three.

[Texzilla58 4790]

Well, clearly it can reach the Titanic wreckage, I think the bigger question is the return. 

I think “reaching the Titanic” is a euphemism for “sinking”.

Those folks got crushed like being in a black hole.

[956 Worldwide 35591]

[Deej 77807]

1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Apparently, this is not the first time the sub lost contact with the rest of the world:

 

 

 

Is there a curtain over that porthole? I'd hate for all the mermen to be able to watch me drop a deuce. 

[Upgrayedd 5882]

Looks like I need to game plan and do some billionaire widow/daughter consoling 

[Nice Guy Eddie 13725]

1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Apparently, this is not the first time the sub lost contact with the rest of the world:

 

 

 

They mentioned how the sub  is secured from the outside. As in you need someone on the outside with a ratchet or wrench to open it up. Get caught in a current and surface 20 miles away from the ship, you could be looking out the porthole at that sweet, fresh outside. Yelling at the crew member for not having an emergency plan.

[Js1 87174]

3 hours ago, Pam Cummings said:

That sucks and obviously you feel bad for everyone that is affected

Do I though?

[ztejas 44223]

8 minutes ago, Upgrayedd said:

Looks like I need to game plan and do some billionaire widow/daughter consoling 

[Brisketexan 106876]

14 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

God I love this place.

[mdmost 43953]

Maybe the deep depths of the sea just don't want humans there unless we're wreckage. 

[Francisco 2.0 32585]

Shame that this was scrapped a few years back:

 

Edited June 19, 2023 by Francisco 2.0

[MrBig 5626]

If their communication system wasn’t using Starlink, Elon would have thrown in his 2 cents with dozens of tweets by now.

[Brisketexan 106876]

5 minutes ago, MrBig said:

If their communication system wasn’t using Starlink, Elon would have thrown in his 2 cents with dozens of tweets by now.

"Concerning."

[Blotto 24011]

8 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

"Concerning."

"pedophiles"

[Homercles 10206]

 

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

[Nice Guy Eddie 13725]

Was the sub using Starlink, or just the ship? I'm not up to speed about internet connections 10,000 feet below the ocean up to small orbiting satellites.

[Sandman 3430]

Has no one thought to call James Cameron yet? He's got a sub and I'm pretty sure he knows the way there. He'd have those fuckers high and dry by lunchtime.

[Brisketexan 106876]

3 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Was the sub using Starlink, or just the ship? I'm not up to speed about internet connections 10,000 feet below the ocean up to small orbiting satellites.

Doesn't matter, everyone on board was using all the available bandwidth to watch porn on their phones.

[ABSR 5369]

3 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Lot of people in this world with too much money and too little sense 

Probably at least one less now.

[atomheartbevo 90638]

58 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

 drifting or sitting at the bottom in a lost submarine, listening to myself take a shit while staring down each of my fellow crew-members. 

37 minutes ago, Upgrayedd said:

Looks like I need to game plan and do some billionaire widow/daughter consoling 

The submersible's company CEO was also on board.

[686 3461]

Shame that this was scrapped a few years back:
 

I don’t know why Project Azorian hasn’t been made into a big budget movie. So many great themes:

Cold War
Covert ops
Moonshot type of innovation/R&D
Risky/huge physical forces involved
Hughes cover story
O&G driller cowboys
Boat full of Russians / some bikinis
Near disaster during execution
Partial success
Everybody lived (except the dead Russians we gave a ceremonial burial at sea to)

[Nicole44 22305]

 

[MC Fresh Breath 4075]

2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Apparently, this is not the first time the sub lost contact with the rest of the world:

 

 

 

clicked the youtube link.  they were navigating via text message?  no gracias.

[Brisketexan 106876]

4 minutes ago, MC Fresh Breath said:

clicked the youtube link.  they were navigating via text message?  no gracias.

"Sub making loud cracking noises!  LOL!  😂"

[dcbc 14644]

2 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

If I were in that submarine, contemplating on the fact that I am going to die because we are lost and there’s no power or way to control the submarine, surrounded by the inky black crushing weight of freezing water—- I would for sure take a shit in that little toilet. 

I'd also announce to everyone that the name of that particular turd was "The Unsinkable Molly Brown."

[UT_OB1 2266]

1 hour ago, Blotto said:

Apparently they have 96 hours of air if the sub didn't implode. I wonder how many doodies the shitter was designed to hold? Things could get a bit dicey on day three.

Or someone has 480 hours. 

[Francisco 2.0 32585]

52 minutes ago, 686 said:

I don’t know why Project Azorian hasn’t been made into a big budget movie. So many great themes:

Cold War
Covert ops
Moonshot type of innovation/R&D
Risky/huge physical forces involved
Hughes cover story
O&G driller cowboys
Boat full of Russians / some bikinis
Near disaster during execution
Partial success
Everybody lived (except the dead Russians we gave a ceremonial burial at sea to)

 

It's almost a Clancy novel in real life.

 

[InkaUtexas 26860]

Damn, talk a tourist trip becoming a tourist trap. 

[mchookem 16765]

and these people want to go to Mars...

[tx 3 putt 78671]

55 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

"Sub making loud cracking noises!  LOL!  😂"

‘That douche brisketexan just took a huge dump. Cracking the window !’

[McCroskey 1510]

How deep does this tourist sub go?




“Oh, she’ll go all the way to the bottom if we don’t stop her.”

[Pato del Muerto 53456]

38 minutes ago, UT_OB1 said:

Or someone has 480 hours. 

But how much water?