Tourist Trip to Titanic Terribly Turns Tragic

[BabaYaga 15,623]

23 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

What about the part where Freddy Krueger shows up?

One two, the Titanic's coming for you

Three four, better lock the door.....

[butthurt 1,568]

[dcbc 14,644]

4 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

One two, the Titanic's coming for you

Three four, better lock bolt (17x) the door.....

FIFY

[BabaYaga 15,623]

2 minutes ago, butthurt said:

Saw gorilla, immediately wished I could photoshop big black dude kneeling over bed with giant hog.  Someone make this happen.

[BabaYaga 15,623]

1 minute ago, dcbc said:

FIFY

Five six, you leaky tin can has the drips

Seven, eight, this ain't great

Nine, ten, never trust a shady underwater tour again.... 

[Trey3216 15,452]

5 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

Saw gorilla, immediately wished I could photoshop big black dude kneeling over bed with giant hog.  Someone make this happen.

[bolverk 30,313]

5 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

Saw gorilla, immediately wished I could photoshop big black dude kneeling over bed with giant hog.  Someone make this happen.

[Sbbruin 22,142]

7 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

Saw gorilla, immediately wished I could photoshop big black dude kneeling over bed with giant hog.  Someone make this happen.

[Al Czervik 1,261]

9 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

Saw gorilla, immediately wished I could photoshop big black dude kneeling over bed with giant hog.  Someone make this happen.

 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,975]

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1,549]

14 minutes ago, butthurt said:

i can name most of them, but who is the titty chic, the Asian man, the sunglass man to his right, blue suit man in front row? 

[Evil Bill Obrien 3,510]

10 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

Saw gorilla, immediately wished I could photoshop big black dude kneeling over bed with giant hog.  Someone make this happen.

[Sbbruin 22,142]

Just now, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

i can name most of them, but who is the titty chic, the Asian man, the sunglass man to his right, blue suit man in front row? 

I think sunglass guy is Stan Lee.

[BabaYaga 15,623]

8 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

lol, yeah need to word that better - stance is the same

[hullabelew 3,730]

Why is Opus dressed in green?  

[elfenix 34,744]

[Gene Parmesan 4,064]

What's the criteria for getting your picture in that in memorium.  Seems like a random collection

[butthurt 1,568]

3 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

i can name most of them, but who is the titty chic, the Asian man, the sunglass man to his right, blue suit man in front row? 

Titty chick was August Ames.

[Homercles 10,206]

17 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

Saw gorilla, immediately wished I could photoshop big black dude kneeling over bed with giant hog.  Someone make this happen.

PM @NowThis

[Smax 3,800]

I wonder if they even saw the Titanic or if the sub was destroyed before they got there

[elfenix 34,744]

2 hours ago, blacklab said:

I was thinking about what the worst thing that could happen, what if a pinhole leak sprung, shooting a 5000psi water jet through someone’s chest, causing them to keel over, causing the jet to cut them in half, revealing a still beating heart, spraying guts all over the inside, then slowly filling and pressurizing the craft, killing everyone over the next hour or so while they are swimming in someone’s guts. 

Rep cycle candidate

3 hours ago, closetohumping said:

Finishing the rep cycle

Edited June 22, 2023 by elfenix

[elfenix 34,744]

3 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

They’re dead.  Saddest part about this whole thing is they couldn’t get Elon’s dumb ass to climb in.  

Another one

[CoTex 1,177]

Check out this guy.  Melanoma won't take him without a fight.

[austingirl 2,194]

Presumed lost. Sounds like they went quickly, at least.

[Pato del Muerto 53,451]

7 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

What's the criteria for getting your picture in that in memorium.  Seems like a random collection

Being dead

[Kennythetiger 9,618]

32 minutes ago, butthurt said:

When did Mike Myers die, and who is Tits McGee on the front row?  

[Pato del Muerto 53,451]

2 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

When did Mike Myers die, and who is Tits McGee on the front row?  

The only one that I can conceive of looking like Mike Myers is billy mays

[4th and 5 5,000]

that's about 5600psi at the bottom

[butthurt 1,568]

https://instagram.com/stories/trashcanpaul/3130283448685451637?igshid=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng==

['stache 22,131]

His name was Barry Wood, show some respect. 

[Da Fino 2,820]

SIAP

Wives*

[Ted Lange 16,406]

1 minute ago, butthurt said:

https://instagram.com/stories/trashcanpaul/3130283448685451637?igshid=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng==

username checks out

[Kyrie Eleison 9,312]

4 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

When did Mike Myers die, and who is Tits McGee on the front row?  

[BabaYaga 15,623]

8 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

When did Mike Myers die, and who is Tits McGee on the front row?  

August Ames maybe?

[locodos 5,590]

What about the poor "inspiring recent college graduates"?  Seems like that might not look so hot on their resume...

"Says here you were in charge of the control system for and experimental submarine, can you tell me about how that turned out?"

[Pancho 46,266]

Ooofff, they are reporting the 19 year old didn’t even want to go on the trip but only did because it was Father’s Day and his dad was obsessed with the titanic since he was a young adult. 

I just don’t get the obsession with this ship after everything we’ve seen since that fucking movie came out. 

[dcbc 14,644]

27 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

the Asian man

Satoru Iwata

[Pescado_Rojo 19,583]

9 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

August Ames maybe?

['stache 22,131]

I hate to admit, assuming the bodies were obliterated, this is still in the back of my head.

[Homercles 10,206]

3 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I hate to admit, assuming the bodies were obliterated, this is still in the back of my head.

Oh I bet they’re ‘hanging’ with Epstein all right 

[Cheeseweasel 26,439]

This thread. Holy fuck.

[Nicole44 22,304]

12 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Ooofff, they are reporting the 19 year old didn’t even want to go on the trip but only did because it was Father’s Day and his dad was obsessed with the titanic since he was a young adult. 

I just don’t get the obsession with this ship after everything we’ve seen since that fucking movie came out. 

Shit…my sympathy was with the kid bc he was only 19…but this is surly so…

[Foosters 18,267]

17 minutes ago, locodos said:

What about the poor "inspiring recent college graduates"?  Seems like that might not look so hot on their resume...

"Says here you were in charge of the control system for and experimental submarine, can you tell me about how that turned out?"

[Deej 77,805]

5 minutes ago, Homercles said:

Oh I bet they’re ‘hanging’ with Epstein all right 

[Gatorubet 30,710]

44 minutes ago, Smax said:

I wonder if they even saw the Titanic or if the sub was destroyed before they got there

[HenryJames 67,322]

 

[Gatorubet 30,710]

18 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I hate to admit, assuming the bodies were obliterated, this is still in the back of my head.

Trying to process….. are you saying they’re on the Titanic in a special billionaire’s first class lounge sipping adrenachrome? 

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1,549]

do billionaires carry life insurance? 

[Surly Bevo 25,717]

Catastophic implosion....is there any otherr kind?

 

Also then what was with the knocking sound? 

 

[Nivek 17,405]

15 hours ago, Auto Driller said:

Who knew that the only thing that could unite our bitterly divided society was a bunch of rich people sinking to the bottom of the ocean. I’m a little confused, to be honest.

Put some lawyers in it and there will be peace on earth.