The most awesome surveillance video you’ll ever see

[TonyTexas 10,508]

Follow the link. If you can embed the video, please do
https://theconcourse.deadspin.com/criminal-couples-harrowing-attempt-to-escape-convenienc-1827242416

[hacker 184]

This is so awesome!  Especially the end when she falls

[Rivers 80]

That is so fucked up on so many levels.

[TwiceHorn 31,438]

Fantastic.

 

 

[EastTexan 662]

8 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Fantastic.

 

 

Thread title doesn't give this enough credit. So damn much packed into this, it's gotta be fake.

Benny Hill. Monty Python.

[DoobieWah 1,435]

58 minutes ago, EastTexan said:

Benny Hill.

 

 

This.

 

Needs to be sped up to double speed and a Yakety Sax soundtrack.

[BottleRocket 644]

Fuck no. Raising Arizona is perfect.

[Prepuce of Doom 21,053]

The throwing of the sunflower seeds! 

[Larry T. Spider 1,746]

I love the clerk just standing there like I don’t get paid enough for this shit.

[BottleRocket 644]

I’m bothered that the panic bar didn’t open the back door eh. The Mounties need to look see into that eh. You know?

[Scheiss Meister 8,407]

I thought that Johnny Football was more elusive than that.

[Texas_Rocks 346]

Yeah, that was awesome. Audio would have put it over the top.

[BearMace 2,194]

9 hours ago, DoobieWah said:

 

 

This.

 

Needs to be sped up to double speed and a Yakety Sax soundtrack.

https://gifsound.com/?gifv=lwM5j4w&v=ZnHmskwqCCQ&s=3

[TexasEd 8,066]

Lucky they didn't get shot

[clapclapclap 9,000]

[Dewey 3,286]

Got my wish when she came.crashing down. The cherry on top, if you will.

[sdm 847]

Damn that was entertaining and outstanding editing job. And may I also say, what a fine ass on that lass!

[EastTexan 662]

Just watched again. The Johnny football, sunflower seed guy just flopping down on stomach with hands behind back when the cop got serious. The girl climbing up on storage racks and anticipating her re-entrance through ceiling. Just to damn funny.

[BlueGreySky 1,004]

https://gifsound.com/?gifv=lwM5j4w&v=ZnHmskwqCCQ&s=3

Holy shit.
I'm crying.

[Upgrayedd 5,810]

2 hours ago, TexasEd said:

Lucky they didn't get shot

^This.  I think the requisite dialogue doesn’t leave a lot of time and opportunity for shots.

”Drop the seeds, pal.”

”I’m not your pal, buddy.”

[Helobious 9,450]

In America they would’ve been shot, even when accounting for the White factor, for how belligerent they were. The dude especially with how difficult he was being. Can’t say I would’ve had a problem with it either, he charged the cop a few times. 

[Guest]

11 minutes ago, Helobious said:

In America they would’ve been shot, even when accounting for the White factor, for how belligerent they were. The dude especially with how difficult he was being. Can’t say I would’ve had a problem with it either, he charged the cop a few times. 

Yeah the dude would have deserved a bullet. The chick falling was hysterical. 

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

12 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

The throwing of the sunflower seeds! 

This right here. Only thing even remotely as funny would have been twinkies.

[JOSEYWALES66 1,801]

11 hours ago, Scheiss Meister said:

I thought that Johnny Football was more elusive than that.

I was reminded more of Baker Mayfield

[RDCanecutter 26,388]

4 hours ago, Dewey said:

Got my wish when she came.crashing down. The cherry on top, if you will.

That cherry done been gone.

[Underdog 28,580]

Girl bounced right up like a trooper, and would.  Nice gams on her. 

[SquishMitten 10,403]

Just watched again. The Johnny football, sunflower seed guy just flopping down on stomach with hands behind back when the cop got serious.

I think getting tased played a pivotal role in that

[Heisenberg 162]

Meth is a helluva drug.

[Dewey 3,286]

 "the male pushed the female suspect at the officer"

They got no values up there

[DoobieWah 1,435]

11 hours ago, BearMace said:

https://gifsound.com/?gifv=lwM5j4w&v=ZnHmskwqCCQ&s=3

Perfect. Did you do that or find it?

Thanks either way.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,367]

 

[TwiceHorn 31,438]

1 hour ago, Heisenberg said:

Meth is a helluva drug.

Username checks out.

[Mez2 4,023]

Might?

[HenryJames 66,038]

21 hours ago, Dewey said:

Got my wish when she came.crashing down. The cherry on top, if you will.

[BearMace 2,194]

19 hours ago, DoobieWah said:

Perfect. Did you do that or find it?

Thanks either way.

Nah, someone had posted on the Lulz board.

[hookem48 4,687]

On ‎6‎/‎29‎/‎2018 at 10:44 PM, BottleRocket said:

I’m bothered that the panic bar didn’t open the back door eh. The Mounties need to look see into that eh. You know?

you have to push on the bar for a while

[AngryBevo 20]

I could not stop laughing when she came through the ceiling. Awesome video.

[Bender Bending Rodriguez 1,678]

Perfect use of music applied to music. 

[Bosco 56]

[Spaulding Smails 1,552]

Benny Hill double speed is amazing.  And damn near had both the taze moment and ceiling fall moment coinciding with crescendos.

[Eternal Noob 29]

17 hours ago, hookem48 said:

you have to push on the bar for a while

Panic hardware talk not going away...I'm pretty sure that door was illegally barred.

[BearMace 2,194]

6 minutes ago, Eternal Noob said:

Panic hardware talk not going away...I'm pretty sure that door was illegally barred.

Yeah, that was a security bar that should have been off during business.

[hookem48 4,687]

1 hour ago, BearMace said:

Yeah, that was a security bar that should have been off during business.

Why would it be off during business? The bar is there for a reason.

[BearMace 2,194]

11 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

Why would it be off during business? The bar is there for a reason.

Because fire and what not. Maybe. 

[Pato del Muerto 52,485]

Dammit Katie 

[hookem48 4,687]

8 hours ago, BearMace said:

Because fire and what not. Maybe. 

this is what you have in retail stores and this bitch trying to run out is exactly why

[FondrenRoad 4,378]

On 6/30/2018 at 10:12 AM, sdm said:

Damn that was entertaining and outstanding editing job. And may I also say, what a fine ass on that lass!

Yep and you can tell its Canada because an American cop would have straight up killed that dude and would have been right to do it.  Guy was lucky that cop was easy on the trigger.

[texas08 1,599]

Ok, so you tase the guy. Then the current wears off, I assume.

Why not get the baton (assuming they carry one), and start beating that fuckers legs with it....fuck that.

[SKJ 1,311]

Thread title is appropriate

[mulletpelini 5,210]

On 7/2/2018 at 9:59 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

Dammit Katy 

Bitch got knocked up