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RFK Jr every time he stumbles across roadkill or a rotting animal carcass:

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I don't give a damn what he says.  I'm no giving up my Jalapeno Poppers!  

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RFK Jr. is nowhere near mean enough to brown people and women to take over the mantle from Trump.  He’s crazy and stupid like Trump, and he has an unearned brand like Trump.  But maga demands a heavy hand when it comes to racism and sexism.

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A Presidential candidate getting a brain worm that starved to death in his head is some real hack writer shit. We live in the dumbest timeline. 

On a side note, "had a brain worm that starved to death" is going to be a very common diagnosis for every Joe Rogan listener by 2030. 

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So the nephew of the guy who literally had a worm shaped chunk of his brain leak out of his skull after being shot in Dallas 60 years ago is now saying he had a worm get into his skull and eat part of his brain.  And his own father also had part of his brain spill out from behind his right ear.    While people think the son of the first guy/cousin of the second guy is operating a shadow government in exile and planting worms in Democrats' brains to control them to vote for Joe Biden who is senile from brain worms but also the greatest criminal mastermind since Lex Luthor who also hatched a scheme to put brainworms in people to control them remotely later in the comic book series.

And 10% of surly is going to vote for this guy?  But God is real and this is all just part of his plan?  Okay.  Good luck everybody.   

 

 

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2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Literal brain worms.  If true, of course.

We have to be living in a simulation now..100% proof..literally brain worms in an American "presidential candidate"

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4 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

Marlon Wayans Reaction GIF by NBC

Well, almost all of it. It explains what's wrong with HIM.

Doesn't explain the people who somehow support him for president.

But! I now have a theory.

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come the fuck on. it's like every 'pub accusation over the last 40 years is manifesting itself in end-times punishment style. [Universe]Oh, you've been accusing people of having brain worms? Guess what I have for you!" I can't even anymore. Haha, wow

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1 hour ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Brain worms? Should have taken the invermectin (sp?). 

 

2 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

I bet his followers have some leftover Ivermectin for that.

Oh there are Twitter posts revalidating the magic of Ivermectin after this news came out.  Some have tried to point out its effectiveness on worms vs a virus but these idiots are sticking with their preconceived notions and whatnot. 

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"Brain worms? He been swimmin in the stock tanks? You know that happened to Jimmy and Darline's boy Maverick last summer. They had to take him to the big hospital over in Brownwood and he was innair for 3 weeks! He's fine now, except for a little twitch in his right eye. But that could be from when he hit that tree on his 3-wheeler." 

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2 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

"Brain worms? He been swimmin in the stock tanks? You know that happened to Jimmy and Darline's boy Maverick last summer. They had to take him to the big hospital over in Brownwood and he was innair for 3 weeks! He's fine now, except for a little twitch in his right eye. But that could be from when he hit that tree on his 3-wheeler." 

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Hits a bit close to home.....

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36 minutes ago, Chips O'Toole said:

"A worm ate that portion of my brain.." is going to get a lot of use in my upcoming performance review.

The jackal ain’t gonna buy it

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1 hour ago, Matuka said:

 

Oh there are Twitter posts revalidating the magic of Ivermectin after this news came out.  Some have tried to point out its effectiveness on worms vs a virus but these idiots are sticking with their preconceived notions and whatnot. 

Sorry, I don’t social media. So I’m unaware of the meme chatter. Are you trying to infer that Ivermectin isn’t an award winning pharmaceutical for human use or that it doesn’t have potential antiviral effects in humans?

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I’m saying the political pro-Ivermectin crowd isn’t making a distinction between its effectiveness as a dewormer (which I believe there is no debate) and dubious effectiveness as a treatment for Covid.

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2 minutes ago, Underdog said:

See, honey, it was the brain worm that caused me to screw those 37 women that weren’t my wife. 

I'm sure that's what he told her when she was hanging around.  

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4 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Feel free to google Neurocysticercosis

Yeah, they make it seem like it’s some deep-in-the-jungle tropical disease, but it’s just a consequence of eating undercooked pork.  You could hop on a discount flight to Cancun and get a tapeworm and a toe by 3 o’clock, dude.  

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Yup. There's a big 'ol dose of the end times on the horizon when organizing an insurrection in an attempt to overthrow an election, buying a porn actress's silence to win another election, and saying that a worm ate your brain are not barriers to running for the presidency. 

 

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2 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Yup. There's a big 'ol dose of the end times on the horizon when organizing an insurrection in an attempt to overthrow an election, buying a porn actress's silence to win another election, and saying that a worm ate your brain are barriers to running for the presidency. 

 

*not?

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Yeah, I don't get it.  /BillyMadison

You take that worm down by the gravel pit and you shoot that fucking worm in the fucking head.  Or tail.  Or whichever end.  Then you get out there, and you find that fucking dog!  

This is absolutely amazing to me.  We are choosing between an 81yo, an about to be convicted felon, and a guy who thinks it's fun to talk about a worm that ate into his brain like it's a fun Pink Floyd lyric  The likely VP nominees are people who don't know whether or not they met the head of North Korea (kind of a memory maker) and the ex-wife of Sergey Brin whom he left because she was too crazy for his weird ass and thinks IVF generates kids with autism.   I have often remarked in presentations to students and business colleagues that there has never been a decade in recorded history when the arrogance of humanity has not proclaimed that they were living in some significant moment in history.  Usually an "end-time" or at least era of vast historical impact.  It's just how we're wired.  To think that we are the end result of tens of thousands of years of evolution/progress/development/favor of the God(s).  

But this is it folks.  Call us arrogant, ignorant, or just plain twisted.  It's an insult to much of the current human race who is just trying to survive day to day.  But we are 99% assuredly living in some kinda fucked up timeline that wasn't supposed to happen.  If RFK, Jr. drove Cheryl to hang herself tomorrow and then drove another mistress off a fucking bridge while applying anti-worm paste to his head...............would any of us even bat an eye?  

 

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5 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

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so it's robert f. KAHN!, junior, then?  

If somebody posted the pro-horse paste guy to treat worms would have worms and increasing his polling for President of the United States on this site a few years ago...this entire site would have been shut down and we'd all be inside padded white rooms waiting for arts & crafts time.  And now we're legitimately debating, "We'll have to see how this impacts Michigan and Wisconsin" 

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RFK Jr. was interviewed by Ari Melber earlier, and said that his campaign team commissioned a $200k, 50 state poll. This poll had Brain Worms defeating both Biden and Trump in one one one matchups. I think he said he beat Biden in 39 of 50 states. A dubious Melber replied "But you're only on the ballot in like two states." 

Mr. Worms also said that Biden is playing the role of spoiler in this election, because he has no chance of winning. He said this with a straight face.

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