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RFK Jr every time he stumbles across roadkill or a rotting animal carcass:

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I don't give a damn what he says.  I'm no giving up my Jalapeno Poppers!  

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so it's the young female journalists fault these powerful men are so easily manipulated and led around by their dicks and have no control over their most basic animalistic impulses.

of course it is.

 

 

 

 

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Dave Grohl couldn't keep it in his pants.  RFK Jr. couldn't keep it in his pants.  At least half the married men in America can't keep it in their pants.

You know who that's on?  Dave Grohl, RFK Jr., and at least half the married men in America.  Own your fucking bad behavior.

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1 hour ago, Goredho said:

Bullshit, fake news.  She called him and told him of a roadkill incident in a dark alley.  When he arrived, she was there wearing only the top half of a two person horse costume.  What’s a brain worm to do?

This is a good estimation of a YGIFS post. But alas, imagine where he could have taken it. RIP

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3 hours ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

"once unblocked, she bombarded him with pornographic photos and videos that he found difficult to resist." 

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Don't you guys just hate when this happens?! Completely unsolicited nudes and videos from verifiably real females who are way out of your league. It's the worst!

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so it's the young female journalists fault these powerful men are so easily manipulated and led around by their dicks and have no control over their most basic animalistic impulses.
of course it is.
 
 
 
 
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Yes, it is.
Thankfully, we will be protected by conservative religious forces that will take protective measures like banning all porn (even private pics), forbidding women to have smart phones, and requiring all women to wear clothing that covers all the tempting body parts.
I read about it in the Heritage Society’s Project 2025, which they stole from the Taliban’s Project Take Everything Back to 1025.
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4 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

This is a good estimation of a YGIFS post. But alas, imagine where he could have taken it. RIP

Such complete and utter hogwash, an egregious display of fabricated information that seems to have been concocted purely for the purpose of titillation! She reached out to him via a provocative late-night call, her voice dripping with a sense of urgent allure as she recounted a rather sordid tale of an unfortunate animal, seemingly struck down in the throes of passion, now lying sprawled and lifeless in the secluded embrace of a dimly lit, shadowy alleyway. The details she shared were almost too vivid, painting a scene so vivid that one could almost smell the desperation in the air. Her insistence that he come immediately, that he drop everything and rush over, held a tantalizing hint of something more—something almost lascivious.

Driven by a heady mix of curiosity and an undeniable arousal at the tantalizing possibilities, he hastened through the night, navigating the twists and turns of the city like a man possessed, until he arrived at the designated location. And there, bathed in the sultry glow of a lone, flickering streetlight, stood she, a vision of pure, unadulterated temptation. She was clad in nothing but the top half of a costume—though calling it a mere 'costume' scarcely does justice to the spectacle before him. It was the upper section of a two-person horse outfit, the kind that, when fully worn, requires two bodies to move in perfect unison, to synchronize their motions in a dance that is as intimate as it is absurd. Yet here she was, alone, the lower half conspicuously absent, leaving her exposed in a way that was both tantalizing and bewildering.

He could barely contain the surge of thoughts that raced through his mind, each one more provocative than the last. What could she possibly want from him in such a state, presenting herself in such a way, the exposed seams of the incomplete costume hinting at possibilities both wild and erotic? His mind, now gripped by a salacious and relentless brain worm, wrestled with the situation, a fitting metaphor for the intrusive, throbbing thoughts that wriggled their way through his consciousness. What could such a cerebral parasite do when confronted with such an enticing enigma? Was this a test, a seduction, or merely a bizarre invitation to indulge in some unspeakable form of intimacy?

Every angle, every shadow seemed charged with the electric potential of what might happen next. The absurdity of the scene only served to heighten the surreal, almost orgiastic atmosphere, as if the alley itself pulsed with an unspoken desire, urging him to step forward, to close the gap, to discover just what she had in mind for him, standing there half-dressed as half a horse. In that moment, with the night pressing in around them and the air thick with possibility, it was clear that the question of what a brain worm should do was less important than the burning question of what he was going to do—and what, exactly, she was going to let him get away with.

@immamac I'll subscribe again if you can set up a YGIFs-post trained LLM to randomly post here (only half-joking)

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8 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I get chased by Hello Fresh. They want me back badly. 

C’mon. You know you want to use water to thin your mixture of Sour Cream and Tapatio to a drizzling consistency. Just a squeeze of lime.

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Livy: “Bobby! It’s an emergency! We have to talk about a hit piece.  Just unblock me this one time.” 

Bobby: “Livy? No, I can’t, you’re just going to send me vagina pics. I can’t have that.” 

UNK: “No, this time it’s important journalism stuff. Please just unblock me, I promise.”

Bobby: ”Got it. Unblocked. Tell me about the hit piece.” 

Livy: (Vagina Photo) “Bet you wanna hit this piece!! Psych!” 

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Livy: “Bobby! It’s an emergency! We have to talk about a hit piece.  Just unblock me this one time.” 

Bobby: “Livy? No, I can’t, you’re just going to send me vagina pics. I can’t have that.” 

UNK: “No, this time it’s important journalism stuff. Please just unblock me, I promise.”

Bobby: ”Got it. Unblocked. Tell me about the hit piece.” 

Livy: (Vagina Photo) “Bet you wanna hit this piece!! Psych!” 

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9 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


Why does the good stuff always happen to guys like the Kennedys and not regular blokes like us here on the Corral? It's just so unfair!

Two were shot dead and another went John Denver into the ocean, not sure I’d call that good stuff happening. 

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Such complete and utter hogwash, an egregious display of fabricated information that seems to have been concocted purely for the purpose of titillation! She reached out to him via a provocative late-night call, her voice dripping with a sense of urgent allure as she recounted a rather sordid tale of an unfortunate animal, seemingly struck down in the throes of passion, now lying sprawled and lifeless in the secluded embrace of a dimly lit, shadowy alleyway. The details she shared were almost too vivid, painting a scene so vivid that one could almost smell the desperation in the air. Her insistence that he come immediately, that he drop everything and rush over, held a tantalizing hint of something more—something almost lascivious.

Driven by a heady mix of curiosity and an undeniable arousal at the tantalizing possibilities, he hastened through the night, navigating the twists and turns of the city like a man possessed, until he arrived at the designated location. And there, bathed in the sultry glow of a lone, flickering streetlight, stood she, a vision of pure, unadulterated temptation. She was clad in nothing but the top half of a costume—though calling it a mere 'costume' scarcely does justice to the spectacle before him. It was the upper section of a two-person horse outfit, the kind that, when fully worn, requires two bodies to move in perfect unison, to synchronize their motions in a dance that is as intimate as it is absurd. Yet here she was, alone, the lower half conspicuously absent, leaving her exposed in a way that was both tantalizing and bewildering.

He could barely contain the surge of thoughts that raced through his mind, each one more provocative than the last. What could she possibly want from him in such a state, presenting herself in such a way, the exposed seams of the incomplete costume hinting at possibilities both wild and erotic? His mind, now gripped by a salacious and relentless brain worm, wrestled with the situation, a fitting metaphor for the intrusive, throbbing thoughts that wriggled their way through his consciousness. What could such a cerebral parasite do when confronted with such an enticing enigma? Was this a test, a seduction, or merely a bizarre invitation to indulge in some unspeakable form of intimacy?

Every angle, every shadow seemed charged with the electric potential of what might happen next. The absurdity of the scene only served to heighten the surreal, almost orgiastic atmosphere, as if the alley itself pulsed with an unspoken desire, urging him to step forward, to close the gap, to discover just what she had in mind for him, standing there half-dressed as half a horse. In that moment, with the night pressing in around them and the air thick with possibility, it was clear that the question of what a brain worm should do was less important than the burning question of what he was going to do—and what, exactly, she was going to let him get away with.

@immamac I'll subscribe again if you can set up a YGIFs-post trained LLM to randomly post here (only half-joking)

Lacks name-dropping.

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RFK apparently told Olivia Nuzzi that he wanted to impregnate her: https://www.yahoo.com/news/nuzzi-ex-rfk-jr-told-170127804.html

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Robert F. Kennedy Jr. told Olivia Nuzzi – his alleged “paramour,” 39 years his junior – that he wanted to impregnate her during their nearly year-long affair, her ex-fiancé claimed in a court filing revealed Tuesday.

Journalist Ryan Lizza alleged new details about Nuzzi's relationship with Kennedy the day before encountering his former fiancé, who is accusing him of blackmail, in a D.C. court.

In mid-August, Lizza wrote in a filing to the court on Oct. 14, “I discovered that Ms. Nuzzi had been cheating on me with a married man [RFK Jr.] for almost a year. She admitted the affair and over the course of weeks of conversations she confided how she fell into what she described as a “toxic,” “unhealthy,” “stupid,” “psychotic,” “crazy,” “indefensible” relationship with a 70-year-old “sex addict” who told her he wanted to “possess,” “control,” and “impregnate” her.”

“She told me that there was a huge power disparity between them and that he manipulated her.”

“No device of Ms. Nuzzi's was ever hacked to learn any of this information,” Lizza wrote, challenging one of the main accusations leveled against him by Nuzzi in her filing to the court on Sept. 30. “Almost everything I know about her affair comes directly from Ms. Nuzzi herself.”

Olivia Nuzzi’s counsel has responded with a statement to the Daily Beast: “We reiterate what Ms. Nuzzi said in her request for a protective order: That Mr. Lizza’s intent is to harass and humiliate Ms. Nuzzi and that he is utilizing the press to do so — some of the very issues that drove Ms. Nuzzi to file for a protective order in the DC Superior Court. Filings such as this, full of salacious and irrelevant claims that we will not dignify with a response, further his efforts, as described in her initial filing for the protective order. Her only objective in seeking intervention from law enforcement and the court is to ensure her safety and be left alone.”

Olivia Nuzzi and Ryan Lizza in 2023.

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Lizza, who has wholly denied the accusations of blackmail against him, says that he discovered the affair on Aug. 17, two days before the start of the Democratic National Convention, at which point he asked Nuzzi to move out of their home. He says that Nuzzi then spent weeks trying to convince him to stay with her, following the revelation of her affair with RFK Jr.

Three days after he found out about the affair, Lizza says, Nuzzi “pleaded with me to consider returning to the relationship, telling me “her affair “wasn’t real” and that “I don’t want to give up” on our relationship.” Nuzzi, Lizza claims, also asked him to tell friends that they were still together.

Lizza quotes a series of alleged texts from Nuzzi, in which she supposedly described herself as “heartbroken” regarding the possible end of their relationship. He says that they started discussing the possibility of moving to Manhattan. Nuzzi then came to stay with him in New York in the second week of September.

“Throughout this period,” Lizza stated to the court, “including on our last day together, I told Ms. Nuzzi that I would help her get away from the disturbing relationship with her paramour [Kennedy], but that I seriously doubted that it was possible for us to have a future together, [and] that she needed to make arrangements to move her belongings out of our apartment.”

The Other Hidden Secret in Olivia Nuzzi And RFK Jr.’s Affair

This entirely contradicts the narrative Nuzzi has told: that Lizza sought to blackmail her into staying with him.

“Ms. Nuzzi resisted any effort to formally end our relationship and she repeatedly asked me for more time to consider our future," Lizza claims. "This remained her position up until the last time we had any discussion about it, on September 15th." He quotes from an apparent text in which he told Nuzzi he would always be there if she needed him.

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“Her allegation of [me] trying to blackmail her back into our relationship is a disgraceful lie contradicted by the most basic facts,” Lizza writes. “Ms Nuzzi's own recklessness is solely responsible for the public ridicule, humiliation and professional damage she says she has suffered.”

Lizza goes on to deny that he ever stole a personal device from Nuzzi, as she claimed, or recovered “deleted materials” from one. “These too are defamatory lies that were meant to create sensational headlines, damage my reputation, and distract from press attention about Ms. Nuzzi’s catastrophically reckless behavior.”

He also rejects Nuzzi’s claim that he “threatened physical violence” against her, a claim Nuzzi says Lizza made when she refused to share in the financial responsibility of their abortive co-authored book project.

“I did tell Ms. Nuzzi,” Lizza writes, “that I thought she should be responsible for paying back our book advance since this is the second presidential cycle in a row where Ms. Nuzzi's personal indiscretions have sabotaged our book project.”

Lizza also addressed the question of who leaked news of the affair, or alerted Nuzzi’s employer, New York magazine, to the existence of it. He says that “as Ms. Nuzzi knows, I did not inform her employer about her affair.”

“At every turn,” Lizza claims, “I counseled Ms. Nuzzi to make decisions that would help her and that would limit the damage and embarrassment to her, to me, to our families, to our respective journalistic institutions, and to the family of the person with whom she had an affair. I pleaded with her to break off all contact with her paramour. I strongly urged her to remove reporting material from him that she included in a draft of her most recent article. (She removed the material and later admitted to a mutual friend that the decision may have saved her job.) While we were together in New York, I pleaded with her to go to her editors and disclose her affair before they found out about it on their own. (She refused.)”

“I was also not the source for the reporter who first broke the news of Ms. Nuzzi's affair,” Lizza writes, referring to Oliver Darcy. “Ms. Nuzzi knows this because the reporter told her this.”

Lizza concludes by emphasizing his shock at what has happened since he and Nuzzi broke off their relationship for good on Sept. 15, four days before news broke of her affair with RFK Jr.

“For weeks Ms. Nuzzi has harassed me with a coordinated defamation campaign by peddling these false accusations to the press. No responsible reporter would print Ms. Nuzzi's lies. She then repackaged them in this CPO [Court Protective Order] application and leaked it to the media long before I was ever served.”

“Ms. Nuzzi is wasting this Court's time and is abusing the protections meant for survivors of domestic violence to ruin my reputation in a last-ditch effort to salvage her own.”

Court Grants Nuzzi Extension

A D.C. court granted Nuzzi a month-long extension to her restraining order against Lizza, dragging their legal feud over their breakup past Election Day. In a 15-minute hearing Tuesday afternoon, Judge Sean Staples appeared skeptical, however, of Nuzzi’s position that she could not testify due to a “federal investigation” into her case.

“It’s an ongoing investigation,” Nuzzi’s attorney Erik Walter claimed to the judge on her behalf. “The FBI has explained to her that she can’t testify.”

“I don't know of any legal impediment to that,” Staples said. “She brought this case, so she can pursue it or not.The FBI can’t prevent her or not prevent her from talking.”

Lizza’s attorney Simon Latcovich said the FBI investigation, which the bureau has not confirmed, should not be used as a shield to avoid defending her claims under oath. Lizza was seeking an immediate adjudication from the judge.

“This is a proceeding that she asked this court to undertake,” Latcovich said on Lizza’s behalf. “She [Nuzzi] can't use her own FBI complaint, whatever that may be, to delay the proceedings that she asked this court to undertake.”

Nuzzi rolled her eyes as Latcovich pleaded Lizza’s case, then offered a brief “No, Your Honor,” when he asked if the parties had anything to add.

 

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I did tell Ms. Nuzzi,” Lizza writes, “that I thought she should be responsible for paying back our book advance since this is the second presidential cycle in a row where Ms. Nuzzi's personal indiscretions have sabotaged our book project.”

I bet she is wild in the sack

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