wc day 16... or day 17.... :: maradona's stash

[Hagbard Celine 11161]

France v	Argentina	9:00 AM	FOX
Uruguay v	Portugal	1:00 PM	FOX

 

snipers deployed

[Hagbard Celine 11161]

i want crynaldo/dog cage match.... but i think we're going to get Griezman/Vampire.... which ain't settling.

frogs d. dog

lycanthropes d. quinas

but pulling for the exact opposite in both

[SpiralOut 1954]

Over/under on the Cannibal taking a bite out of someone?

[SimonBolivar 11036]

It's a shame that Suarez got the vampire nickname when Cavani is an actual vampire.

[Napoleon 8802]

I found an empanada place in Denver that is going to show the game and be loaded with Argie fans, so I'm going there shortly, but I fully expect France to win.

However I think that people who were born in Argentina are much more delusional.

ESPN has an article where Hernan Crespo says- "I think it's a big problem for France to meet Argentina." (I think he has the countries mixed up in the sentence.)

And then my ex-Argie novia responded to a note with "I think that Argentina could win the World Cup." Not just she delusional thinks that Argentina could beat France but WIN THE WHOLE FUCKING THING!!! Are you fucking kidding me?!?!

Because you're going to ask for it.

Spoiler

 

My cute portrait of her in a semi-see-through TEXAS top was on my hard drives that disappeared for ever in Oakland last year and all of our email correspondence that I had kept in a single online email folder was deleted when we split up and she saw that my email password has been remembered by her computer... fucking fiery Latins..., so this is the best I could find. Perdoname.

 

[travelingtexan 198]

25 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

I found an empanada place in Denver that is going to show the game and be loaded with Argie fans, so I'm going there shortly, but I fully expect France to win.

However I think that people who were born in Argentina are much more delusional.

ESPN has an article where Hernan Crespo says- "I think it's a big problem for France to meet Argentina." (I think he has the countries mixed up in the sentence.)

And then my ex-Argie novia responded to a note with "I think that Argentina could win the World Cup." Not just she delusional thinks that Argentina could beat France but WIN THE WHOLE FUCKING THING!!! Are you fucking kidding me?!?!

Because you're going to ask for it.

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My cute portrait of her in a semi-see-through TEXAS top was on my hard drives that disappeared for ever in Oakland last year and all of our email correspondence that I had kept in a single online email folder was deleted when we split up and she saw that my email password has been remembered by her computer... fucking fiery Latins..., so this is the best I could find. Perdoname.

 

I banged a large titted argentine a couple times so this hits close to home

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

I think my expectations for this morning’s game are already known.

 

[hornbri 1504]

Wife and kids out of town today. Where would be a good place to go watch the first match in Austin?

[APMP 688]

I'm partial to Mister Tramp's because it's close to home, but with who is playing, I wonder if a dozen places aren't better.

[IPoopOnWhoop 105]

I’m so confused at Argentina’s lineup.  No true striker and Messi up top.  I would think he would be playing a false 9, but who knows with this mess of a coach.

[skipperj 377]

Vive la France!

[Napoleon 8802]

This is more of a Sampaoli lineup. 3 forwards who can press and fly. Messi will probably float a bit and Di Maria might float as well. 

[Napoleon 8802]

Again it looks like a home game for Argentina, but with more road fans than against Nigeria. 

EDIT: Andres Cantor just said

45,000 Argentina fans

5,000 Frenchies

Edited June 30, 2018 by Napoleon

[Constant 6844]

Vive la Résistance 

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

Y’all gonna call out Messi for diving or just Neymar? Nevermind, don’t answer that.

[staboner 5067]

the fucking flopping is already out of control. dammit

[AUS-97HORN 11991]

oh he was a faking asshole for sure.   but then again... he didnt have FIVE BARREL ROLLS on his fake like your boy

[Hagbard Celine 11161]

calm down patrick.  just enjoy the game.  we're equal opportunity assholes around here.

[Napoleon 8802]

6 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Y’all gonna call out Messi for diving or just Neymar? Nevermind, don’t answer that.

If Messi hits 3 rolls or more, then YES. IF HE KEEPS IT TO 2 rolls or less and has a sour face rather than teenage girl tears, then no one will call him out. But he plays for Barça, so of course he dives. 

[AUS-97HORN 11991]

man, on that free kick, the goalie for argentina didnt even fucking move,

[BlueGreySky 1065]

So close!

[Hagbard Celine 11161]

it's about time france shows for their talent

[staboner 5067]

that was a hell of a free kick. just missed it

 

[AUS-97HORN 11991]

PK!!!!!!!

[HenryJames 67118]

French dude was flying.

[Hagbard Celine 11161]

that last service from greaseman totally unlocked arg

GO MBAPPE wow

[AUS-97HORN 11991]

OH MY GOD- full takedown.... LOL

[WBT 20885]

Holy shit, Mbappe.  What an explosion of a run.

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

Lulz

[BlueGreySky 1065]

Hot damn.

[GabrielsHorn 2242]

Mbappe is so, so quick. 

[Hagbard Celine 11161]

the shirt pull is what undid rojo

mbappe was going down

[AUS-97HORN 11991]

only a yellow?  open breakaway in the PK area.....

[kingkoopa6 8594]

God damn he fast 

[C-Man 27686]

What a dumb takedown. The guy wasn’t going to be able to get back to the ball, I don’t think. The keeper should’ve come out too.

[AUS-97HORN 11991]

france score   1-0

[HenryJames 67118]

Griezmann is money.

[Napoleon 8802]

30 year-olds can’t keep up with Mbappe?

Shocked!

[AUS-97HORN 11991]

France ahead.... now the game gonna get interesting.

[Buzzrock 15117]

Boom. Suck it ARG

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

That’s unfortunate.

[BlueGreySky 1065]

Les Bleus!

[Napoleon 8802]

6 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

only a yellow?  open breakaway in the PK area.....

It was a yellow because Mbappe slowed for contact from the back before dragging his back right foot to dive. 

It was a penalty, but not a red card. 

This ref is really good. 

[Grade of D as in David 13255]

What was the ball grab Irish jig celebration after the PK

[Cheeseweasel 26439]

Pretty torn about this match. Would love to see Messi advance but fuck Argentina. 

[Cheeseweasel 26439]

5 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

What was the ball grab Irish jig celebration after the PK

His usual celebration. Used to do the Telephone which was kind cool.

[ScottishHorn 172]

I think this one is already over.  I didnt think Argentina had a chance and that looks pretty clear based on their play this tournament 

[C-Man 27686]

What was the ball grab Irish jig celebration after the PK

My 10-year-old said it’s from Fortnite. He said it’s called “Take the L.”

[HenryJames 67118]

The bomb!

[AUS-97HORN 11991]

OMG another takedown.....    another PK??