Post one sentence of political wisdom

[Thetexashammer 1,062]

Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction.

[Hate 20,106]

Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.

[Anastasis 23,458]

 The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots & tyrants. It is it's natural manure.

 

Two sentences, so sue me. 

[Anastasis 23,458]

9 minutes ago, Thetexashammer said:

Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction.

And for the record, 72 hours. We are at all times 72 hours away from total societal collapse. Enjoy your bourbon fellas. 

[Guest]

2 party system sucks ass.

[Ragnarok 103]

Open borders or a welfare state---you only get to pick one.

[riloh05 107]

It’s all bullshit. If you are not in DC getting your pockets fatter then the joke is on you.

[Gatorubet 30,185]

You can't trust the Man, but you can post a shit related gif on what is left of Shaggy. 

[LongestHorn 759]

"Toute nation a le gouvernement qu'elle mérite"

Every nation gets the government it deserves.

[softlynow 1,812]

What a terrible era in which idiots govern the blind.

[Crusher 127]

Puedo tener América?

[Bull Horn 118]

“When buying and selling are controlled by legislation the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.”

P. J. O'Rourke

[Chilly Water 415]

Every election is a sort of advance auction sale of stolen goods

[SuingToGetAMessageBoard? 3,861]

One I memorized last time I was in DC:  I have sworn on the alter of God eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of men. 

[atomheartbevo 89,625]

The amount of worship TexAgs has for a politician directly correlates with how shitty that politician is.

[tchookem 3,900]

Never underestimate people's willingness to believe something they want to hear.

[Orca of Peace 109]

get of my lawn 

[TDunk 590]

Some men change their party for the sake of their principles; others their principles for the sake of their party.  

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1,610]

No one should ever fear their government, but every government should fear the people.

[Ted Lange 16,083]

4 hours ago, slorch said:

2 party system sucks ass.

Lol. Yeah because what we need is a third shitty party. So fucking stupid. 

[Dolemite 143]

Rage against the Machine.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,367]

Evil will always triumph because good is dumb. 

[deadshank 24,652]

There is nothing in the middle of the road but yellow stripes and dead armadillos

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[Guest]

4 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

Lol. Yeah because what we need is a third shitty party. So fucking stupid. 

Th@t’s not the point at all dude, but cling to that intellectual superiority.

 

There should be NO political parties.  Just candidates.

 

True primaries.

True platforms by the individual.

no ‘straight tickets’

 

 

[Fudge Nuggets 19,187]

Vote for Pedro.

[EMAWesome 101]

8 hours ago, Bull Horn said:

“When buying and selling are controlled by legislation the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.”

P. J. O'Rourke

I was going to use this before I saw it already posted. So instead...

 

We will win an election when all the seats in the House and Senate and the chair behind the desk in the Oval Office and the whole bench of the Supreme Court are filled with people who wish they weren't there.-- P. J. O'Rourke
 

[Hanrahan 1,306]

Avoid the clap.

[77horn 216]

"For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong."

---H.L. Mencken

 

Edited June 30, 2018 by 77horn

[Onboard 2.0 9,083]

Avoid the clap.......

J. Duggan

[freyguy 4,262]

Once you realize that your own values and fears are not shared by the rest of the populace, it will start to make sense.

[Cheeseweasel 26,438]

3 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Evil will always triumph because good is dumb. 

May the Schwartz be with you. 

[Guest Lobo]

A nation that provides 37 choices of peanut butter at the grocery story gave us Trump and Clinton to choose from.

A people get the government they deserve, apparently even the Khmer Rouge.  

[ChickenSandwich 9,825]

I told those fucks down at the league office a thousand times that I don't roll on Shabbos!

Walter Sobchak

[Chrispy 132]

A man who is not a liberal at sixteen has no heart; a man who is not a conservative at sixty has no head. 

[Larry T. Spider 1,746]

“Fuck Trump Take A Dump”

homeless guy at Caesar Chavez and 35.

[WgnBrnr 17]

What does it profit a man, to gain the World,yet lose his soul.  Charles B. Gatewood

[Pescado_Rojo 19,413]

Neither party really gives a shit about the little guy, and we are ALL the little guy.

My Grandfather. 

[FondrenRoad 4,378]

6 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Neither party really gives a shit about the little guy, and we are ALL the little guy.

My Grandfather. 

He was a wise man. Unlike the guy that said you should start being xenophobic at 60. 

[Brothahorn 10,087]

Elections have consequences.

 

 

 

 

 

[dcbc 14,465]

12 hours ago, Bull Horn said:

“When buying and selling are controlled by legislation the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.”

P. J. O'Rourke

There are too many fantastic P.J. quotes for me to pick another.

[Hate 20,106]

He was a wise man. Unlike the guy that said you should start being xenophobic at 60. 

Where was this said besides in your moronic head?

[David Dennison 18,845]

"Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid people, it is true that most stupid people are conservative."

John Stuart Mill
 

[AnonymousInternetPoster 163]

The old Golden Rule; the guys with the gold make all the rules.

[RDCanecutter 26,379]

Compost is worthless unless you flip it over every now and then.

[Mole 4,330]

This is a sentence of political wisdom.

[Lucid 3]

Sooner will a camel pass through the eye of a needle, than a great man be found by an election

[MaybeACoordinator 8,349]

"Make the sonofabitch deny it." LBJ, on throwing out a baseless accusation that one of his opponents fucked pigs. 

[Brisketexan 105,058]

Is it muledick?

[Bozo_Casanova 26,434]

Everybody shut the fuck up. 

[ScottishHorn 172]

"It depends upon what the meaning of the word 'is' is."