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7 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:


I must say that I celebrate your appearance on every commitment thread. She's gorgeous.

Haha. I made that original image. I think I uploaded a high res version of it in here a while back. 

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2 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

CTJ has called Parker (I'm paraphrasing here) "the jaggiest jag to ever jag."

I don't know enough about evaluating receiver drills to say if that's the case, but apparently @Hornlover is not impressed. 

His running looks mildly unathletic, and his cuts on the second and third routes in that video are not sharp at all.

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1 minute ago, Hornlover said:

His running looks mildly unathletic, and his cuts on the second and third routes in that video are not sharp at all.

Yeah...he's kinda all over the place. Like I said, I don't know shit about fuck, but his tape does not inspire confidence. 

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Lol. He’s not Wes Welker or Cole Beasley that needs unreal quickness to create space. He’s 6’3. He can moss fuckers. And he’s just going to be a junior. To be a dominant star yeah he needs to do both but to be a possession/safety net guy he should be fine.

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5 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Lol. He’s not Wes Welker or Cole Beasley that needs unreal quickness to create space. He’s 6’3. He can moss fuckers. And he’s just going to be a junior. To be a dominant star yeah he needs to do both but to be a possession/safety net guy he should be fine.

He's a senior. Class of 24. 

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9 hours ago, Hornlover said:

His running looks mildly unathletic, and his cuts on the second and third routes in that video are not sharp at all.

He looks like some past tech WRs that gave Texas DBs HELL because they would always push off as they made their cuts...  

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On 7/13/2023 at 10:13 PM, Helobious said:

Lol. He’s not Wes Welker or Cole Beasley that needs unreal quickness to create space. He’s 6’3. He can moss fuckers. And he’s just going to be a junior. To be a dominant star yeah he needs to do both but to be a possession/safety net guy he should be fine.

 

On 7/13/2023 at 10:18 PM, Hornlover said:

He's a senior. Class of 24. 

 

On 7/13/2023 at 10:45 PM, Helobious said:

Oh nevermind he’s trash then 

Hahahahahaha. You fucking crack me up, dude. Not intentionally, and that makes it even better. 

I used to tell @SydneyCarton “just do the Constanta thing. whatever your instinct is, do the opposite. “ Saved his career, IMO. 

Anyway, that is you as a poster. It’s unbelievable. 

7 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Parker will be our Ladd McConkey

Ladd McJaggey. This dude is going  to JAG all over the sidelines for 5 years while plundering ass from every sorority on campus with impunity. I can only dream of such an outcome for my male children. 

I can see it, year 5, two WRs go down in the same game. It’s tight, mid-third quarter and they need someone that knows the playbook. Ladd McJaggey is nearby, talking at length with the thinnest female trainer on the staff. “McJaggey!!! Get your ass out there!! Harris and Carter are down, we need you to hold the rope, goddammit!!” McJaggey springs to life and attempts to join the fray without his helmet. They send in a hot shot true freshman with no clue about routes or run-blocking, but he had his helmet on. McJaggey goes back to talking up the trainer about grad transferring to UH and what she’s doing later. 

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Hahahahahaha. You fucking crack me up, dude. Not intentionally, and that makes it even better. 

I used to tell @SydneyCarton “just do the Constanta thing. whatever your instinct is, do the opposite. “ Saved his career, IMO. 

Anyway, that is you as a poster. It’s unbelievable. 

Ladd McJaggey. This dude is going  to JAG all over the sidelines for 5 years while plundering ass from every sorority on campus with impunity. I can only dream of such an outcome for my male children. 

I can see it, year 5, two WRs go down in the same game. It’s tight, mid-third quarter and they need someone that knows the playbook. Ladd McJaggey is nearby, talking at length with the thinnest female trainer on the staff. “McJaggey!!! Get your ass out there!! Harris and Carter are down, we need you to hold the rope, goddammit!!” McJaggey springs to life and attempts to join the fray without his helmet. They send in a hot shot true freshman with no clue about routes or run-blocking, but he had his helmet on. McJaggey goes back to talking up the trainer about grad transferring to UH and what she’s doing later. 

You’re starting to emulate my posting style. What was it, pure sloth?

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Ladd McJaggey. This dude is going  to JAG all over the sidelines for 5 years while plundering ass from every sorority on campus with impunity. I can only dream of such an outcome for my male children. 
I can see it, year 5, two WRs go down in the same game. It’s tight, mid-third quarter and they need someone that knows the playbook. Ladd McJaggey is nearby, talking at length with the thinnest female trainer on the staff. “McJaggey!!! Get your ass out there!! Harris and Carter are down, we need you to hold the rope, goddammit!!” McJaggey springs to life and attempts to join the fray without his helmet. They send in a hot shot true freshman with no clue about routes or run-blocking, but he had his helmet on. McJaggey goes back to talking up the trainer about grad transferring to UH and what she’s doing later. 

Why does it seem like we’ve seen the prequel….
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Abercrombie & Fitch Male Model: Marty Cherry

 
Former Texas quarterback Marty Cherry didn't think anything could be more intimidating than walking down the tunnel of the Cotton Bowl for the Longhorns' annual clash with rival Oklahoma. Then he found himself in the company of supermodel Naomi Campbell as he was about to walk down the runway of the Versace fashion show in Milan, Italy, this summer.

"The runway is a lot more intimidating than the tunnel for Texas-OU," Cherry said. "In football, you have a helmet on and a bunch of players around you. On the runway, it's just you, and all the cameras and eyes are on you."

It may be one of the most bizarre audibles a college quarterback has made in recent history. But Cherry, a third-stringer for the Longhorns last year, managed to turn his lowest moment in sports into a very profitable modeling career and a possible venture into acting.

A square-jawed, aqua-eyed 22-year-old from Texarkana, Ark., Cherry bombed miserably when he entered what would become the Longhorns' worst-ever home loss, against UCLA in Week 2 of 1997.

Cherry threw incompletion after incompletion and had three turnovers - two interceptions and a fumble - that led to easy touchdowns for the Bruins.

Late in the game, which UCLA won, 66-3, an ABC camera honed in on Cherry as he watched dejectedly with his helmet off. The announcers joked that while he may not have been able to connect with his receivers, he would probably have no trouble finding a date with such an impressive mug.

Enter Bruce Weber, one of the world's top photographers of male models, who just happened to be catching the game on television.

Weber had an assistant track down Cherry about two weeks later and propose that he attend a four-day shoot for Abercrombie & Fitch in Los Angeles. Such a high-profile layout would all but guarantee the quarterback a chance to become a top model.

Cherry passed.

"I know I didn't play too well," Cherry recalled, his East Texas accent still detectable. "But just because I had one bad game, I wasn't going to give it up."

That sentiment changed, however, as the Longhorns collapsed, finishing the season 4-7.

"I just wasn't happy with the way things were going with the team," said Cherry, whose brother, Mike, is a backup quarterback for the NFL's New York Giants.

Given a second chance, Cherry attended another photo shoot by Weber for Abercrombie & Fitch in February in Miami.

That's all it took. For nearly nine months, Cherry has traded in black eye paint for blush, shoulder pads for Armani suits while traveling the world, staying in top hotels and making hundreds of dollars an hour.

He still studies film, only now it's soap operas caught between classes he's taking at Texas this semester for a business degree. He's still at least three semesters short of graduating.

Acting is the next step, he hopes.

"I watch the soaps to pick up a few pointers on acting," Cherry said. "A lot of the guys on soaps are former models."

Already, Cherry has become a frequent face for Chaps by Ralph Lauren, appearing in several ads of national publications.

It may not have been the way he wanted to get into Sports Illustrated, but his chiseled cheek bones have been in SI and Esquire, and on billboards all over the country. He is posed alone with a football on a Chaps marquee in Manhattan's Times Square.

"He's not quite a well-recognized face as of yet," said Cherry's agent, Rob Sadowsky. "But he's well on his way to higher standing."

Cherry carries a cell phone with him on campus and frequently gets only a day or two of warning from his agent before having to fly across the country for a shoot. He is investing most of the money he's made but splurged on a new Toyota Supra. The color? Cherry red, of course.

So what does Cherry's family think of all this back in Texarkana?

Younger sister Kelly has been hounded by her female classmates at the University of Central Arkansas. They want Marty to make a campus visit after seeing him on a Little Rock billboard.

Marty's brother is hoping the two can do a shoot together once the NFL season is over.

Their father, Mike Sr., says he'll support Marty in whatever he does, although he's a little worried about his son's shrinking weight and accent.

"Sometimes, it doesn't sound like him," said Mike Sr., who's 6-7 and a former high school basketball coach. "And I'm worried about him being anorexic. My grocery bills used to be sky high when he came home. Now, he nibbles on salad, baked chicken, shrimp, stuff like that."

Cherry, who at 6-2 has dropped nearly 25 pounds to get down to 175, might well have been starting at quarterback for Texas this season with Richard Walton having missed four games because of injury.

Redshirt freshman quarterback Major Applewhite said he misses Cherry.

"Marty's a fun guy," Applewhite said. "I'd probably tease him about giving up football. But on second thought, he's making the money and hanging out with all the pretty women.

"I need to ask him for a few models' autographs."

Source: Dallas Morning News, October 27, 1998
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3 hours ago, closetojumping said:

 

 

Hahahahahaha. You fucking crack me up, dude. Not intentionally, and that makes it even better. 

I used to tell @SydneyCarton “just do the Constanta thing. whatever your instinct is, do the opposite. “ Saved his career, IMO. 

Anyway, that is you as a poster. It’s unbelievable. 

 

Actually watched some of his hudl for the first time this morning. He’s got a Highland Park name but a Lucas Lovejoy skillset for sure. Nice frame though and his track background gives me hope that he’ll be more than Jaggy McJagface or whatever you call him.

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1 hour ago, Helobious said:

Actually watched some of his hudl for the first time this morning. He’s got a Highland Park name but a Lucas Lovejoy skillset for sure. Nice frame though and his track background gives me hope that he’ll be more than Jaggy McJagface or whatever you call him.

He definitely has the moves like Jagger. 

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1 hour ago, Helobious said:

Actually watched some of his hudl for the first time this morning. He’s got a Highland Park name but a Lucas Lovejoy skillset for sure. Nice frame though and his track background gives me hope that he’ll be more than Jaggy McJagface or whatever you call him.

In fairness, he is a taller, thicker kid. Getting razor sharp cuts out of routes like Worthy or Cook is going to be harder for him. To me, he is the guy we hit on a deep post a couple of times per game while the defense is focused on Cook and company. 

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Look I am holding out hope that we are near the end of our decade long nightmare and we will soon be posting screen shots of other boards melting down about how they let some some white jag receiver go for 15 catches 230 yards and 2 td’s. Because god knows how many times Texas has made some opponents jag look like and All American with a career performance.

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3 minutes ago, Not a Sock said:

Look I am holding out hope that we near the end of decade long nightmare and we will soon be posting screen shots of other boards melting down about how let’s some  some white jag receiver went for 15 catches 230 yards and 2 td’s. Because god knows how many times Texas has made some opponents jag look like and All American with a career performance.

man i remember fatty bragging about a white wide receiver k state had before we even knew about him

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