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Patricio Swayze
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Registry for guns? No fucking way. Registry for viewing porn? Best idea since sliced bread.

dcbc
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This thread took an odd turn.  But I'm not going to kink shame you.

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Does treefiddy need to come with an Illinois VPN now? Can make that happen with very little effort. 

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15 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

On the one hand I agree.  On the other hand i will still take an occasional potshot at GhostofTomJoad when he appears just for admitting over a decade ago that he stood in line for Twilight instead of going to a Texas football game.  

But hey, that's life in the NFL

hate to really shame you... but if by over a decade you meant 14 years ago.  and it wasn't any home game, it was Colt's last home game. and we were undefeated (just like his wife) although the only point in his favor was it was Kansas (as in pre-Texas losing to Kansas, Kansas)

 

we aint ever gonna let him live that down

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Labor Day weekend, 1986, I was 19 years old, and the drinking age was set to go up from 19 to 21 on Labor Day.  So every other 19 yo in the state and I went to the liquor store that weekend and bought everything we could afford.  I think it's still the biggest day of liquor sales the state has ever seen.  

I was kind of expecting this to be the 21st century version of that, with hordes of teenage boys downloading thousands of terabytes of porn before the deadline.

 

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8 hours ago, BearSchlong said:


Look closer. It says Texas. They just jumped the gun.

And they did get the memo, it’s been removed.

  Xhamster is for degenerates anyways. I once saw a girl put a whole arm in a guys ass, and I was only looking for pegging porn. F Xhamster for jumping to that conclusion.

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23 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Co-sign.

From a guy who spent an entire evening in a gal's apartment drinking box chablis and listening to the entire Carpenter's Greatest Hits album played all the way through....twice.

Carpenter's greatest hits? Damn, exactly how old are you?

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34 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

Carpenter's greatest hits? Damn, exactly how old are you?

1) old enough, you sonofabitch.

2) also....it was an "oldies" album at the time.  Which should have been a blaring red warning siren -- what kind of gals put on an oldies adult contemporary album to set the mood?

But at that point in my dry spell, I would have listened to 2 hours of a collection of no-names covering Neil Sedaka tunes if I thought it would have given me a shot at some nighttime companionship.  I wasn't a proud man.

I'm still not, but I also wasn't one back then.

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2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

1) old enough, you sonofabitch.

2) also....it was an "oldies" album at the time.  Which should have been a blaring red warning siren -- what kind of gals put on an oldies adult contemporary album to set the mood?

But at that point in my dry spell, I would have listened to 2 hours of a collection of no-names covering Neil Sedaka tunes if I thought it would have given me a shot at some nighttime companionship.  I wasn't a proud man.

I'm still not, but I also wasn't one back then.

   Yeah, that most def should've been a warning sign if you are around my age. No one is getting any quality ass if the girl is listening to the Carpenters and it isn't 1971.

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10 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

1) old enough, you sonofabitch.

2) also....it was an "oldies" album at the time.  Which should have been a blaring red warning siren -- what kind of gals put on an oldies adult contemporary album to set the mood?

But at that point in my dry spell, I would have listened to 2 hours of a collection of no-names covering Neil Sedaka tunes if I thought it would have given me a shot at some nighttime companionship.  I wasn't a proud man.

I'm still not, but I also wasn't one back then.

3 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

   Yeah, that most def should've been a warning sign if you are around my age. No one is getting any quality ass if the girl is listening to the Carpenters and it isn't 1971.

Now if she considers Captain and Tennille’s “Love Will Keep Us Together” as y’all’s song, you’re not getting out of the relationship intact.

And some of you now have that Captain and Tennille song stuck in your head,

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23 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Now if she considers Captain and Tennille’s “Love Will Keep Us Together” as y’all’s song, you’re not getting out of the relationship intact.

And some of you now have that Captain and Tennille song stuck in your head,

 

This is the only appropriate use of that song (she has to get in the proper frame of mind first, so be patient).  Todd Phillips is a genius.

 

 

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On 8/31/2023 at 4:19 PM, Brisketexan said:

I still maintain that he took the coward's way out.

The proper, manly, Surly way of handling that inadvertent disclosure of his kink would have been "Fuck it, I'm a man, and I like what I like."

Respek.

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  I am sure that dude is still around here somewhere. A couple posters seemed like him. @Bama Chick thought she had him pegged, but he wouldn't strapon a set, be a man and just take it. It would be tough to own that. Everyone here would be just giving it to him, especially the ladies. He would be getting rode hard every time the subject came up. It's not a stretch to say it would be pretty painful for him around here. Not everyone would give him a pass. We have some assholes. I mean there are real dicks around here, and they would give him a pummeling day after day. I mean, being a huge asshole himself, you think he could take just as big a dick as he was being. Well, some people can dish it out but when it comes down to it can't handle as big a dick as they were to someone else. I do feel bad for him though. I am sure he is pretty sore after reading these threads. Imagine logging on and seeing yourself being bent over by posters while not being able to defend yourself because your hands are tied. Let that be a lesson to us all. If you are an asshole and you let stuff slip, people will be giant dildos and run all up in your business.

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3 hours ago, Thatguy said:

What kind of drugs was that guy on? Look at his eyes! Saucers

"Tennille also said Dragon suffered from megalophthalmos, a condition which results in large eyeballs and forced him to wear ever-present sunglasses.

“When Daryl was a kid, even though his eyes were beautiful, they would make fun of him and call him ‘Martian,’” she said. “I would feel bad for Daryl, because fans would come up and say, ‘Take your glasses off.’ It was awful.”

 

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