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September 1st: Texans, Fire Up Your VPNs, or Present Your Government-Issued ID to View Porn Online

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Patricio Swayze
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Registry for guns? No fucking way. Registry for viewing porn? Best idea since sliced bread.

dcbc
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This thread took an odd turn.  But I'm not going to kink shame you.

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Does treefiddy need to come with an Illinois VPN now? Can make that happen with very little effort. 

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57 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

"Ban pornography!  Won't somebody think of the children!"

(checks Ken Paxton's porn browser history)

"Okay man, not what I meant about thinking about the children!"

This may be your best (and potentially shortest) post on this site. 

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1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

I'm glad our elected officials are protecting my freedoms.

Yeah.....it's not about "protecting minors."  It never was.  It's about implementing and imposing the Puritanical Fundagelical Morality State of Texas.  Period.  Full stop.  It's Christofascism, which is different from Islamofascism in only a few respects (yay....we can still buy bacon).

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2 hours ago, crash_davis said:

I'm glad our elected officials are protecting my freedoms.

49 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Yeah.....it's not about "protecting minors."  It never was.  It's about implementing and imposing the Puritanical Fundagelical Morality State of Texas.  Period.  Full stop.  It's Christofascism, which is different from Islamofascism in only a few respects (yay....we can still buy bacon).

Yeah, it’s a couple of weird millionaires/billionaires throwing some money around that are trying to make us worse than Mississippi and Florida. 

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Just now, atomheartbevo said:

Yeah, it’s a couple of weird millionaires/billionaires throwing some money around that are trying to make us worse than Mississippi and Florida. 

And dipshits will keep voting for more of this shit because team politics, and by voting for more of it meaning they'll keep re-electing the assholes who pass this bullshit.

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3 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Yeah, it’s a couple of weird millionaires/billionaires throwing some money around that are trying to make us worse than Mississippi and Florida. 

 

 

And they will succeed 

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36 minutes ago, Smax said:

 

 

And they will succeed have succeeded.

FIF the actual truth.

You live in the Fundagelical Christian State of Texas.  Check your liberties - especially each and every of your sexual/bodily liberties, at the border.

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49 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Interesting statement from ph saying that their answer to Texas law limiting protected speech is to limit that speech themselves. 

Unlikely the majority of porn sites, PornHub has American assets that Paxton can try and go after while the lawsuits are worked out.

I’ll be telling any older relatives that ask for help that if they don’t get a VPN and instead do the ID verification thing, the state of Texas will know that they’ve accessed porn.  I need to included VPN affiliate links when I mention that to them.

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Windscribe is a VPN provider.  I know nothing about them.  But they have a thread from last summer on Twitter breaking all this down:  a company (Envoc)  behind the verification process is a contributor to GOP politics, so....take that how you wish.  Not intending to cloak room this, but yeah, you get the idea.   I pulled this from Reddit:

 

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just pointing out that at least one company, Envoc, stands to gain from this law being passed. They currently handle the age verification system for Louisiana (which costs $$ for the end-user, aka you, to use), stand to be the vendor used in other states' age verification systems, and have donated heavily to congResscRitteRs who've pushed for such age verification laws. They're also pretty shady and unethical, but I guess those are beside the point. Thisxitter thread explains it better than I would

 

 

 

 

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2 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Windscribe is a VPN provider.  I know nothing about them.  But they have a thread from last summer on Twitter breaking all this down:  a company (Envoc)  behind the verification process is a contributor to GOP politics, so....take that how you wish.  Not intending to cloak room this, but yeah, you get the idea.   I pulled this from Reddit:

 

 

 

 

 

Gubment bad. But let me give all my personal info to the gubment to watch porn so the gubment can protect the yewts.

I want to see a leaked list of the fucking idiots who sign up for this shit. 

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24 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Gubment bad. But let me give all my personal info to the gubment to watch porn so the gubment can protect the yewts.

I want to see a leaked list of the fucking idiots who sign up for this shit. 

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5 minutes ago, Clintonaldo said:

Time for a 21 load salute 

Considering the average age of Surly, you are not going to get 7 Surlys to line up and fire off 3 rounds. It's going to take 21 to 25 of them to get 21 shots fired.

 

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4 minutes ago, F250 said:

Considering the average age of Surly, you are not going to get 7 Surlys to line up and fire off 3 rounds. It's going to take 21 to 25 of them to get 21 shots fired.

 

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5 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Pornhub was making us all lazy anyway. Back in my day we searched for shady bittorrents and we liked it.

And then you watched some Slavic soldier get a knife to the neck instead of the Brittany spears sextape 

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12 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Paxton’s wife thinks PornHub = entire industry and that there are no easy work arounds.

 

 

Imagine the staffer that has to sit down these chucklefucks and explain to them what a VPN is.

 

I'm also picturing a wave of anti-VPN legislation in the near future.

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I know. Instead of getting your porn in 2 seconds you might need 10 seconds. 

On the other hand, right wing politics is more popular among men so I hope these Republican politicians keep going after our porn. 

18 minutes ago, seven said:

And then you watched some Slavic soldier get a knife to the neck instead of the Brittany spears sextape 

It built character.

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3 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Imagine the staffer that has to sit down these chucklefucks and explain to them what a VPN is.

 

I'm also picturing a wave of anti-VPN legislation in the near future.

I’m sure a few of these lawmakers are invested in VPN companies and we don’t even know it. 

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26 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Paxton’s wife thinks PornHub = entire industry and that there are no easy work arounds.

 

Of course she thinks sex is harmful. She's fucking Ken Paxton. 

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