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Frankly, sports fans, he used a certain word that's a no-no with umpires.

Crash musta called the guy a cocksucker.

Mhmmmmmm, he's so romantic.

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"From what I've heard you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a fucking boat!"

(Nuke throws baseball through the door window)

"Ball four."

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Remember your cliches....

I remember seeing Bull Durham as a 12 year old and I thought the Annie Savoy was one of the sexier women I'd ever seen and at that age, I wasn't quite sure what "sexy" meant.  It was the curves, the raspy voice, the libertine sexuality, being sexy at 40ish, etc., and to this day, that is my wheelhouse.  I can't help but to wonder if Susan Sarandon made me like that or if I was #bornthisway.

 

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16 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Remember your cliches....

I remember seeing Bull Durham as a 12 year old and I thought the Annie Savoy was one of the sexier women I'd ever seen and at that age, I wasn't quite sure what "sexy" meant.  It was the curves, the raspy voice, the libertine sexuality, being sexy at 40ish, etc., and to this day, that is my wheelhouse.  I can't help but to wonder if Susan Sarandon made me like that or if I was #bornthisway.

 

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45 minutes ago, HornPhD said:

I can get us a rainout

We had a family reunion over the 4th. My mom volunteered my sister’s new house. Sister wasn’t really looking forward to it, so I walked over to the sprinkler system and turned on the faucet. “I can get you a rainout.”  

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2 hours ago, Stringer said:

The world is made for people who aren’t cursed with self awareness.


A perfect sentence. That’s Isbell-level shit right there.

I think I use this line more than any line from any other movie ever.

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14 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

You lollygag the ball around the infield. You lollygag your way down to first. You lollygag in and out of the dugout. You know what that makes you? Larry!

Lollygaggers.

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Okay, well, uh... candlesticks always make a nice gift, and uh, maybe you could find out where she's registered and maybe a place-setting or maybe a silverware pattern. Okay, let's get two! Go get 'em.

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