USWNT 2023: Journey to a 5th Star

[crash_davis 23113]

2 hours ago, ztejas said:

Draw gets us through "tonight".

Debating on trying to wake up then go back to bed. I'd like to think they aren't actually going to lose to Portugal. 

Challenge accepted!

[perfectchaos007 6642]

Sweden is going to beat the Yanks first round if the Dutch win the group like it’s looking to be

[kingkoopa6 8350]

Nah.  We winning it all v Japan 

[InkaUtexas 25942]

Gonna be pissed if I took a nap, made coffee, and set up international calls just so we lose. 

My guess is we come in 3rd in the tournament, but damn, I want to win the group! 

 

[Napoleon 8679]

Record it. Wake up and check the score. If they won or tied, watch what you want. If they lose, try not to laugh so hard that you wake up the neighborhood. 

The team has been so shitty that I wouldn’t suggest that you wake up to watch them. They are not worth losing sleep over. 

[ztejas 43449]

Man I was asleep like a fucking rock.

Gonna pay for this shit at work but let's do it. Getting a biggie bag at Wendy's and gonna vodka up this iced tea. 

LETS GO LADIES!

[ztejas 43449]

41 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

The team has been so shitty that I wouldn’t suggest that you wake up to watch them. They are not worth losing sleep over. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15983]

Well, I firmly admit I am FAR from a soccer fan, but these are my hours. 

Let’s go, ladies. 

[Anastasis 23469]

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Man I was asleep like a fucking rock.

Gonna pay for this shit at work but let's do it. Getting a biggie bag at Wendy's and gonna vodka up this iced tea. 

LETS GO LADIES!

Just ran out for a free whataburger through the app*.  About to wake up my daughter. LFG. 

 

*I think I actually paid like 55 cents for cheese.  The bacon +1.50 seemed too bougie. 

[hayden_horn 11362]

so the night crew ready for this shit?  let's do this

[hayden_horn 11362]

also i need to see my favorite redhead out there

[ztejas 43449]

We look peppy early. Clearly trying to play to win the group.

[ztejas 43449]

NED up 2-0 already. 

Thanks, Vietnam. 🙄

[Anastasis 23469]

Walked through the living room, stomach full of Whataburger, on way to climbing the stairs to wake up dear daughter, and she already had the game on. 

Edited August 1, 2023 by Anastasis

[Anastasis 23469]

Ugh. 

[hayden_horn 11362]

watching this women's team is kind of like watching the men. ugh. 

[ztejas 43449]

NED 3-0.

Vietnam isn't even going to give us a chance. 

Let's just get through and worry about the rest later. 

[hayden_horn 11362]

jesus vietnam

[Anastasis 23469]

 

Just now, hayden_horn said:

jesus vietnam

 Too beaucoup. 

[hayden_horn 11362]

now it's 4 - 0 dutch. we need a goal

[ztejas 43449]

If we don't get one soon we need to drop our line and slow the pace down. 

[hayden_horn 11362]

Just now, ztejas said:

If we don't get one soon we need to drop our line and slow the pace down. 

agreed because they are going to punch in a counter on us

[Anastasis 23469]

How is that not in the back of the net. Jeez. 

[ztejas 43449]

Ball was in the whole time. Williams needs to not Wondo that shit. 

[ztejas 43449]

Also if Dunn could quit being a massive liability that would help. 

[Anastasis 23469]

10 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

agreed because they are going to punch in a counter on us

Certainly looks that way. 

[InkaUtexas 25942]

They do not look clean, like they were at a Surly tailgate last night. Portugal is playing fast and a set up to break up the attack. Fuck it, my first meeting is at 5 PM tomorrow, opening a beer. 

 

[ztejas 43449]

This ref is a stupid bitch. 

[Anastasis 23469]

That’s a book?

[ztejas 43449]

Has let them play physical then calls a candy ass yellow like that. 

[InkaUtexas 25942]

She is English I think. Still pissed her ancestor got popped on Breed's Hill. 

 

[TonyTexas 10514]

Edited August 1, 2023 by TonyTexas

[Anastasis 23469]

4 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

They do not look clean, like they were at a Surly tailgate last night. Portugal is playing fast and a set up to break up the attack. Fuck it, my first meeting is at 5 PM tomorrow, opening a beer. 

 

Mines at 9am but it’s just lawyers. 

[InkaUtexas 25942]

1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

Mines at 9am but it’s just lawyers. 

Cool, so going on in drunk? I like your style. 

Ladies need to push it to the right side. 

[hayden_horn 11362]

7 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

That’s a book?

 

6 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Has let them play physical then calls a candy ass yellow like that. 

yeah and now our most creative player is out next game.

thought she did earn the yellow there though

[hayden_horn 11362]

alright alright i like that shot on goal

[Anastasis 23469]

1 minute ago, InkaUtexas said:

Cool, so going on in drunk? I like your style. 

Ladies need to push it to the right side. 

Sir. Please. This is a Whataburger. 
 

 

[InkaUtexas 25942]

Furk..... 45 and no real attempts. If you don't shoot you don't score. 

[ztejas 43449]

1 minute ago, hayden_horn said:

thought she did earn the yellow there though

With how she's called the game absolutely not. I don't think Lavelle even had a foul before then and it was in Portgual's half. 

[Anastasis 23469]

Just now, hayden_horn said:

alright alright i like that shot on goal

I was cracking on my boy last weekend playing indoor cause he was striking some real heaters. Right to the goalie. 

[Anastasis 23469]

7 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

 

yeah and now our most creative player is out next game.

thought she did earn the yellow there though

Looked very very soft on the replay. 

[InkaUtexas 25942]

Softer than OU's defense last year. 

[RamjetFDO 10575]

Discussion panel at the half harsh but accurate.

No plan. No coordination. Not good enough.

[hayden_horn 11362]

10 minutes ago, ztejas said:

With how she's called the game absolutely not. I don't think Lavelle even had a foul before then and it was in Portgual's half. 

 

4 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Looked very very soft on the replay. 

yeah I've changed my mind. she didn't extend her leg at all.

[hayden_horn 11362]

Just now, RamjetFDO said:

Discussion panel at the half harsh but accurate.

No plan. No coordination. Not good enough.
 

yes. having lavelle out there is smart. 

that's about all i can say that it's at all positive

[InkaUtexas 25942]

She pulled them back and was pushed in the back. 

Oh well.....  

[hayden_horn 11362]

also it's times like this i miss and simultaneously do not miss drinking.

I'm not high enough for this halfass effort though. 

[Trey3216 15346]

Interesting end to the first half…

[RamjetFDO 10575]

Alarms blaring
Cool.

[InkaUtexas 25942]

2 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

also it's times like this i miss and simultaneously do not miss drinking.

I'm not high enough for this halfass effort though. 

There are ways to change that....