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A backpacker was traveling through Oklahoma when it starts to rain. He decides to wait out the storm in a nearby saloon. The only other person at the bar is a large, heavyset man staring at his drink. After a few moments of silence the man turns to the backpacker and says in a thick Okie accent:

"You see that meth lab out back? I built that meth lab with my own bare hands. I lifted every 2 x 4 and mixed the chemicals myself. I toiled away through the wind and cold, but do they call me Dvoracek the meth lab builder? No."

He continued "Do you see that trailer house out there in the side yard? I stole that trailer myself. I found it in a dust storm, hitched it to my truck, and got away with it. But do they call me Dvoracek the trailer house thief? No."

"Do ya see that Sooner Schooner out there? I built that schooner with no help from anybody else, after stealing the materials from a halfway-built elementary school in Purcell. I beat up the construction crew myself. But do they call me Dvoracek the schooner builder? No.

But you try to staple ONE roommate's head to the wall ...."

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How does this make any sense?

https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/41679128/barry-switzer-87-king-norman
 
 

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"I walked in the Barry Switzer Center every day for 18 years," says Bob Stoops, OU's head coach from 1999 to 2016, who also still lives in Norman. "I always embraced it. We have a great relationship. Always have from day one. I've heard previous coaches had kind of shied away from him, and that made no sense."

“Previous coaches” would have been (in reverse order) John Blake (played for Switzer, coached under Switzer, got the OU job because Switzer needed badly to move him out of the Cowboys locker), Schnellenberger (at OU for one year, while Switzer was “coaching” the Dallas Cowboys), and Gary Gibbs (played for Switzer and coached under Switzer). 
 
What the hell is Stoops meaning?

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