Unidentified man drowned near Obama estate [Identified, Obama Personal Chef]

[Lord Melbourne 24]

 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

Pool and a pond.

Pond would be good for you, though.

[Parliament 14258]

Que the Q anon conspiracy theories.

[Ghost of LL 15531]

And that paddleboarder's name?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Vince Foster.

[Celery Man 20944]

here is a photo of Obama holding his head under, "allegedly"

[Guadaloopy 10964]

[YGIFS 19450]

How convenient Nicole hasn't been spotted near Rainey Street as of late whilst busy 'summering' around Nantucket to avoid the Texas heat.  Hmmmmmmmmmmmm

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

1 minute ago, Guadaloopy said:

[UnivTex34 1763]

Nice clickbait title. This is a public waterway. Not a private pond on the Obama estate. Just so happens his estate fronts this waterway. This is no different than a paddle boarder drowning on the Laguna Madre.

[Lord Melbourne 24]

Just now, UnivTex34 said:

Nice clickbait title. This is a public waterway. Not a private pond on the Obama estate. Just so happens his estate fronts this waterway. This is no different than a paddle boarder drowning on the Laguna Madre.

Well, the call came from his house. And the deceased is 43 yo black man on Martha’s Vineyard. I’m going to guess he was familiar with the Obamas. 

[hobbes2702 13033]

2 minutes ago, Lord Melbourne said:

Well, the call came from his house. And the deceased is 43 yo black man on Martha’s Vineyard. I’m going to guess he was familiar with the Obamas. 

They’re probably related too

[UnivTex34 1763]

1 minute ago, Lord Melbourne said:

Well, the call came from his house. And the deceased is 43 yo black man on Martha’s Vineyard. I’m going to guess he was familiar with the Obamas. 

So a buddy goes missing in the water, you don't have a cell, what do you do? You go knock on the nearest door. 

 

1 minute ago, hobbes2702 said:

They’re probably related too

Yup. GRUHorn's guess says a lot about him. Nothing that we didn't already know.

[CycleTex87 2970]

If he's unidentified, how do they know that he's 43 yrs old?

[Braff Zacklin 13564]

Have we learned nothing? All bodies of water, public or private, should be completely enveloped by a 5-foot fence.

 

Just now, CycleTex87 said:

If he's unidentified, how do they know that he's 43 yrs old?

Tree rings.

[Trey3216 15346]

1 minute ago, hobbes2702 said:

They’re probably related too

"I bet they look just alike as well"

- Donkey Cigar & aliases  

[UnivTex34 1763]

Just now, Trey3216 said:

"I bet they look just alike as well"

- Donkey Cigar & aliases  

@Longhornsnus is Donkey Cigar.

This is GRUHorn's 20th Sock.

I know it's hard to keep the troll's socks straight.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

11 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

here is a photo of Obama holding his head under, "allegedly"

I assumed he'd have a tan bathing suit.

[UnivTex34 1763]

Just now, Cheeseweasel said:

I assumed he'd have a tan bathing suit.

you owe me a new keyboard

[tx 3 putt 76935]

Please be Kari Lake 

[jimmyjazz 45920]

Wait, he was black?  Well that explains everything.

[Trey3216 15346]

Just now, UnivTex34 said:

@Longhornsnus is Donkey Cigar.

This is GRUHorn's 20th Sock.

I know it's hard to keep the troll's socks straight.

[YGIFS 19450]

Sloan Thomas once told me the whitest thing I've ever heard from a black man when I asked about his Spring Break, "Bro, we were crushing powder in Breck!"  

But now, it's "We're summering on the Vineyard where I hope to get in some paddle-boarding with the former President."  

[Pig Bellmont 8717]

15 minutes ago, Lord Melbourne said:

I’m going to guess he was familiar with the Obamas. 

Congratulations on being dumb and also racist

[TheStoicPaisano 9922]

14 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Have we learned nothing? All bodies of water, public or private, should be completely enveloped by a 5-foot fence.

 

Are you a @Doctor of Neighborhood?

[UnivTex34 1763]

Thanks @immamac

 

See GRU, you can still do your troll bit without a clickbait title.

[Orange&White 5526]

26 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

They’re probably related too

We'd need to see their birth certificates to be sure.

[mchookem 16330]

11 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Are you a @Doctor of Neighborhood?

this reference will never fail to make me giggle 😄

[mdmost 43001]

34 minutes ago, Lord Melbourne said:

Well, the call came from his house. And the deceased is 43 yo black man on Martha’s Vineyard. I’m going to guess he was familiar with the Obamas. 

No, GRUHorn. I don't KNOW what you mean. 

[YGIFS 19450]

Wait until the Top Men in Q-anon movement realize how close this drowning happened to where the wreckage of JFK Jr.'s plane was "discovered."  TOP MEN!  

It is beyond fascinating to me that these people walk around in plain sight.  I walk past dozens, maybe hundreds, of straight up fucking lunatics every single day and I have little to no idea who they are and what insane shit bounces around their 'brains'

[jimmyjazz 45920]

7 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

I walk past dozens, maybe hundreds, of straight up fucking lunatics every single day

This reminds me, I really need to make a surly happy hour some day.

['stache 21813]

41 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

"I bet they look just alike as well"

- Donkey Cigar & aliases  

It was Obama himself who drowned actually, from here on out all public appearances by Obama is actually a different black guy.

[Bevo 13576]

2 minutes ago, 'stache said:

It was Obama himself who drowned actually, from here on out all public appearances by Obama is actually a different black guy.

 

at least that is what the birth certificate indicates

[YGIFS 19450]

So Obama and Biden are now both being played by actors?  Or was this like a "sleeping with the enemy" kinda thing where Obama faked his own drowning, but stuck on the backside of a light buoy.  He then swam to a different part of the island and made his way to a sleep college town in the great plains region where he re-did his appearance and lives quietly as CRT professor at the local kindergarten?  

Also, here's where JFK Jr's plane supposedly went down in the water:  https://www.graphicnews.com/en/pages/09900/kennedy-flight  Which we all know was a deep state coverup operation.  And season tides would have pulled that wreckage eastward along the shoreline, where some of it would have been drawn into Tisbury Great Pond, the inlet on which the Obama estate is located.  This "other" black man on the paddleboard was obviously onto finding some of the wreckage along the inlet bottom and was going to expose the truth, that the wreckage was planted there and did not belong to the tail number flown by JFK, Jr.  And this other "black man" and JFK Jr. have both been declared dead when they are in fact operating a shadow government in exile from none other than Truth or Consequences, New Mexico (real town btw).  I mean, this whole thing goes right to the top, including Michelle Obama who developed those muscular arms paddle-boarding and lifting fuselage parts out of Cape Cod on the reg.  

[mdmost 43001]

Maybe the dead guy's name is Barry Soetoro. 

[HornOnTheBayou 8922]

I'm afraid to ask, but what was the thread title before imma changed it?

[SydneyCarton 48092]

Hmm. I believe @blacklab suggested we alert him to GRUHorn's latest sock for trolling and spreading Russian disinformation in general and he'd take care of it. But perhaps I'm misremembering. We should definitely check in with him just in case. 

[TheStoicPaisano 9922]

7 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

I'm afraid to ask, but what was the thread title before imma changed it?

Body found in a pond on Obama’s estate vs. near it.

 

[YGIFS 19450]

The OP is also slightly 'capable of doing his own research' and incredibly poorly traveled.  He took "pond" to mean a little 1/2 acre puddle on the Obama property when in fact the "pond" in question is an 800 acre inlet off the Atlantic Ocean where the Obama home, and several others are located.  Being stupid hurts.  I know there's this notion that it's blissful ignorance and affords on the opportunity to go through life thinking they are correct and everything is as it has been explained to them by flat people in the moving picture box.  But being this ignorant actually hurts.  Stupid people tend to live shorter lifespans and die from more painful diseases.    

Edited July 24, 2023 by YGIFS

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

20 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

I'm afraid to ask, but what was the thread title before imma changed it?

OP Thread Of Mockery. 

[Js1 85321]

1 minute ago, YGIFS said:

The OP is also slightly retarded and incredibly poorly traveled.  He took "pond" to mean a little 1/2 acre puddle on the Obama property when in fact the "pond" in question is an 800 acre inlet off the Atlantic Ocean where the Obama home, and several others are located.  Being stupid hurts.  I know there's this notion that it's blissful ignorance and affords on the opportunity to go through life thinking they are correct and everything is as it has been explained to them by flat people in the moving picture box.  But being this ignorant actually hurts.  Stupid people tend to live shorter lifespans and die from more painful diseases.    

He's not stupid.  He's a troll.  He's intentionally doing it for attention and clicks. 

[mdmost 43001]

3 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

The OP is also slightly retarded and incredibly poorly traveled.  He took "pond" to mean a little 1/2 acre puddle on the Obama property when in fact the "pond" in question is an 800 acre inlet off the Atlantic Ocean where the Obama home, and several others are located.  Being stupid hurts.  I know there's this notion that it's blissful ignorance and affords on the opportunity to go through life thinking they are correct and everything is as it has been explained to them by flat people in the moving picture box.  But being this ignorant actually hurts.  Stupid people tend to live shorter lifespans and die from more painful diseases.    

I know you think you have some license to use the word because of your sister but please knock it off, especially when directing it at other posters, no matter how trollish they are. 

[Homercles 10205]

[YGIFS 19450]

7 minutes ago, mdmost said:

I know you think you have some license to use the word because of your sister but please knock it off, especially when directing it at other posters, no matter how trollish they are. 

First time I've ever used it on here other than in the context of conversing about its misuse.  It was insulting hyperbole for intentional effect.  It's the only kinda shit he understands.  I don't have carte blanche to use it.  But I'm tired of this site popping up so early in google searches done by families of students of color wondering what kind of alumni community the University of Texas has.  And they gotta see shit like this.  I'll edit it and let the stupids keep feeling special.   

[Dahobbs 17534]

Thanks, Obama!

[RDCanecutter 26428]

1 hour ago, UnivTex34 said:

Nice clickbait title. This is a public waterway. Not a private pond on the Obama estate. Just so happens his estate fronts this waterway. This is no different than a paddle boarder drowning on the Laguna Madre.

Well it's still Martha's Vineyard, so you know it's one o them liberals that done it.

[SydneyCarton 48092]

1 minute ago, RDCanecutter said:

Well it's still Martha's Vineyard, so you know it's one o them liberals that done it.

Unless we're talking about illegally transporting migrants into Martha's Vineyard. Other folks are responsible for that kind of thing. 

[BamaATL 16593]

Any one heard from Dan Bongino lately?  Just hoping/asking.  Fingers crossed, thoughts and prayers.  

[blacklab 11928]

37 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Hmm. I believe @blacklab suggested we alert him to GRUHorn's latest sock for trolling and spreading Russian disinformation in general and he'd take care of it. But perhaps I'm misremembering. We should definitely check in with him just in case. 

[SydneyCarton 48092]

Blacklab, my man. 

[jimmyjazz 45920]

7 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Well it's still Martha's Vineyard, so you know it's one o them liberals that done it.

Back in the day, I dreamed of exploring Martha's vineyard.