Did Mitch just have (another) stroke?

[Gil Bang 25957]

 

 

Edited September 2, 2023 by Gil Bang

[Radical Larry 28615]

Either that, or he trusted a fart. Maybe both.

[Neonmoon 38129]

That's just the devil calling in a chip

[Biff Tannen 45685]

Whoa

[mchookem 16336]

evil old fuck

[YGIFS 19450]

He didn't really exhibit any other signs of a stroke though.  Didn't help that the guy on his left helping him was dressed like a fucking mortician.  Who wears a black suit and black tie to a jovial press conference?  

[royiv 9317]

That doesn't look great. While I can't stand the man and everything he represents, I hope we didn't just watch him have a stroke.

[jimmyjazz 45952]

No idea, but the one guy I know who died of a stroke dropped like a sack of hammers.  I'm sure there are many flavors.

Didn't he have some bizarre circulatory issues going on?

Edited July 26, 2023 by jimmyjazz

[Gap03 3307]

Had a momentary lapse where I started to feel sorry for him, but quickly got over it.  Anyway ...

[South Austin 52504]

Looks bad.

Fuck him.

[4th&Five 41551]

[Horn Dog 9855]

3 minutes ago, royiv said:

That doesn't look great. While I can't stand the man and everything he represents, I hope we didn't just watch him have a stroke.

[conVINCEd 21469]

[Foosters 17856]

[mchookem 16336]

8 minutes ago, royiv said:

That doesn't look great. While I can't stand the man and everything he represents, I hope we didn't just watch him have a stroke.

 

[YGIFS 19450]

given his bloodflow issues, could have also been a TIA given that many other stroke red flags were not readily apparent.  Armchair doctor shit is probably as annoying to physicians as when they lecture us about women's reproductive rights being left to the government.  So I'll leave it at hat. 

[South Austin 52504]

He might have just realized that he left on the iron in his apartment.

[Mittens 8282]

[Longhorn_Fan68 33870]

^that's just him filling his diaper

[Horn Dog 9855]

Need a head count for the 'Shit on Mitch's Grave Tour 2023".   Need to know how big of an RV we need to secure.   Will supply the Indian food for the night before arrival. 

[kevwun 15788]

Definitely not normal.  He was clearly trying to speak.

[South Austin 52504]

He aight.

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A few minutes later, McConnell walked back to the news conference by himself. When asked about his health, he said he was fine.

McConnell's office didn't immediately return a request for comment.

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/watch-mitch-mcconnell-freeze-press-conference-rcna96486

[Js1 85336]

I’m sure the cretins will be out shortly to tell you that you shouldn’t judge or shame him and he needs time to heal if he had a stroke. And even if he did, he can easily do his duties. Unlike that drooling moron Fetterman! 

[locodos 5387]

Edible kicking in hard

[Judge Roybeanbag 11819]

Definitely got some Billy Squier vibes going there.

[Red Five 40858]

1 minute ago, locodos said:

Edible kicking in hard

I did something like that at a wedding reception once. But that was because I had spent the entire day drinking and was pretty much too drunk to talk. That may not be the case here, however. 

[Tuco 5076]

He returned a few minutes later. Very weird.

[DigglerontheHoof 21199]

1 minute ago, Tuco said:

He returned a few minutes later. Very weird.

So, it was a shart. 

[Biff Tannen 45685]

 

Maybe there was an earthquake?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Chooky 13307]

I don't think he should be allowed medical attention until the next presidential election.  Let the people decide.

[cabowabo 4484]

Reminds me of our President.  It's a shame their wives/close family members don't push them to retire and go out with some grace and respect.  Best wishes for him and our President.     

Edited July 26, 2023 by cabowabo

['stache 21815]

3 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

So, it was a shart. 

Should be posted in the shart thread------------------->

[Horn Dog 9855]

2 minutes ago, Chooky said:

I don't think he should be allowed medical attention until the next presidential election.  Let the people decide.

They should not remove the clot until for at least 9 months.  Every clot is sacred and itis god's will.

[4th&Five 41551]

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

Reminds me of our President.  It's a shame their wives/close family members don't push them to retire and go out with some grace and respect.  Best wishes for him and our President.     

[Blotto 23509]

3 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

They should not remove the clot until for at least 9 months.  Every clot is sacred and itis god's will.

Someone buy this man's clot an AR-15 or twelve. As our founders and jesus intended. 

But that does have shart written all over it. 

Edited July 26, 2023 by Blotto

[Anastasis 23469]

Can I get a line on TIA?

[Beau Vine 54229]

Looking forward to the reign of our new Senate minority leader, Tommy Tuberville!

[South Austin 52504]

33 minutes ago, Mittens said:

[Da Fino 2783]

[Rimbo 25934]

37 minutes ago, South Austin said:

He aight.

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/watch-mitch-mcconnell-freeze-press-conference-rcna96486

 

[Brisketexan 105139]

1 hour ago, Radical Larry said:

Either that, or he trusted a fart. Maybe both.

Hitting a little close to home for some of us, fellas.  Back off.

[Evil Bill Obrien 3284]

50 minutes ago, locodos said:

Edible kicking in hard

Been there, would not recommend unless on your own couch

[YGIFS 19450]

24 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Can I get a line on TIA?

Cornered the futures market on it 20 posts above yours.  I'm thinking that was it.  He had the look on his face like he'd been there before and just had to ride it out.  

[horn4life 3760]

Good that he was able to come right back.  Lucky he didn't piss himself. Wonder how Fox will cover it? If at all?

[henrygandorf 29191]

it's considered bad taste to speak ill of the dead.

so if someone could please text me when he dies, i'll have my remarks prepared. 

[Captainant 27667]

1 hour ago, Mittens said:

Cocaine Mitch? More like K-hole bitch

[Celery Man 20949]

7 minutes ago, horn4life said:

Good that he was able to come right back.  Lucky he didn't piss himself.

source?

[Matuka 1310]

Need to administer the "“Person, woman, man, camera, TV” test.

[Judge Roybeanbag 11819]

14 minutes ago, horn4life said:

Good that he was able to come right back.  Lucky he didn't piss himself. Wonder how Fox will cover it? If at all?

[hayden_horn 11362]

as anyone who has made a life out of being smashed most of the time and trying specatcularly badly to pretend otherwise, i may or may not be able to tell you exactly what happened there.

a very quick moment of vertigo, followed by a "oh shit don't fall, just stay upright you muppet," internal desperate monologue (this may or may not include a despearate plea for your body not to vomit), followed by an "oh shit, what was i saying and why is everyone looking at me like i did something wrong" moment followed by the "ok well, fuck it, let's focus on riding this out and staying upright and the rest will solve itself" and that's when someone usually comes and gets you and takes you away.

drunks, drug addicts, and very old people have these moments.