Did Mitch just have (another) stroke?

[Horn Dog 9816]

Key points

Transient ischemic attack and minor stroke are highly predictive of a subsequent disabling stroke within hours or days of the first event.

The risk of subsequent stroke after a transient ischemic attack is between 2% and 17% within the first 90 days after the initial event.

 

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3134717/

 

Unfortunately he has that sweet socialized health care plan so he will probably live for another 50yrs without any issues. 

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19100]

1 hour ago, cabowabo said:

Reminds me of our President.  It's a shame their wives/close family members don't push them to retire and go out with some grace and respect.  Best wishes for him and our President.     

[RomaVicta 29902]

I'm guessing petit mal seizure. My mother had one toward the end. She just froze. When she snapped out of it, she couldn't figure out how I'd so suddenly appeared at her knee.

 

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An absence seizure causes you to blank out or stare into space for a few seconds. They can also be called petit mal seizures. Absence seizures are most common in children and typically don’t cause any long-term problems. These types of seizures are often set off by a period of hyperventilation.

 

[chainsaw 9859]

It's kentucky. nothing to gain politically if he dies or is incapacitated.

[Evil Bill Obrien 3270]

4 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

Unfortunately he has that sweet socialized health care plan so he will probably live for another 50yrs without any issues. 

If only the rest of us were that lucky...best we can hope for:

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

3 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

It's kentucky. nothing to gain politically if he dies or is incapacitated.

He's been effective as shit for the Republicans, the seat may not flip, but getting him specifically off of the board will hurt them.

[Aqua Buddha 14582]

Countdown until Elmo blames it on the vaccine.

[DixonHur 11296]

1 minute ago, Grade of D as in David said:

He's been effective as shit for the Republicans, the seat may not flip, but getting him specifically off of the board will hurt them.

This.  See the Supreme Court.

[kevwun 15769]

Yeah, it's like taking out one of the good Russian generals.  He's an evil fuck, but highly competent.  There is no Republican Senator that is qualified to replace him.

Edited July 26, 2023 by kevwun

[nbmishoid 949]

My fil had lifelong migraines, then numerous TIA’s after 65.  Finally had a debilitating stroke at 80, passed shortly after.  This was 20 years ago.

[Js1 85296]

8 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

He's been effective as shit for the Republicans, the seat may not flip, but getting him specifically off of the board will hurt them.

Also his GOP replacement would be appointed by Beshear, who could at least find a RINO or something. Or a moderate Dem who switched parties recently 

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19100]

Just now, nbmishoid said:

My fil had lifelong migraines, then numerous TIA’s after 65.  Finally had a debilitating stroke at 80, passed shortly after.  This was 20 years ago.

[nbmishoid 949]

Ok, PW, will allow.

[Beau Vine 54209]

21 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

drunks, drug addicts, and very old people have these moments.

Hmm, I'm 3 for 3 there and I haven't had one.

[BamaATL 16593]

7 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Yeah, it's like taking out one of the good Russian generals.  He's an evil fuck, but highly competent.  There is no Republican Senator that is qualified to replace him.

This is true.  Now imagine Rick Scott, Ted Cruz, or Tommy Tuberville trying to keep these idiots in order.,  McConnell is a fucking evil mastermind, they have dipshits waiting in the wings, I'm hoping this is the end for him because the Senate will become as big a Republican shit show as the House, which only helps us.  

[kevwun 15769]

Fucking Cornyn is high up in senate leadership and he's a moron.

[Pods 7551]

Losing Mitch would be a huge loss for them. He's been a master at wrangling the insanity, using it as a screen and producing results that are horrid for the country. No other Republican senator could have come close to ruining everything McConnell has ruined. 

The only thing I feel bad about here is that McConnell has access to world class healthcare after spending decades making sure other Americans don't have access to any medical care. 

Fuck him. The sooner McConnell is gone, the better for the future of America. Rot in peace motherfucker. 

Edited July 26, 2023 by Pods

[Rimbo 25915]

25 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

It's kentucky. nothing to gain politically if he dies or is incapacitated.

They lose his seniority, so it'll be some other state's GOP twat in charge.

[Judge Roybeanbag 11819]

Little known fact, turtles don't "hibernate".  They bury themselves in filthy mud during cold times, and then re-emerge when it warms up.

[YGIFS 19449]

If his health does continue to decline, I could see him stepping aside in 2025 for new leadership.  Obvious choices would be somebody already in Senate leadership like Barrasso or Daines.  I know it's like looking for clown on the least amount of meth at the gang rape, but there are a few less-MAGA Senators still left in that party.  Whether or not they'd get the nod for leadership in a post-Trump landscape so soon would be a tough sell.  

Still, who among us wouldn't literally pass out laughing when McConnell announces, "And on that note, for my health and family and the good of the party and the country, I will maintain my seat but step aside from leadership.  And taking over will be the distinguished Senator from Texas, please join me in congratulating" and as he's saying that, Ted stands up, smiles and waves, and begins to button his jacket as he walks up to the podium.  Mitch, "Sit the fuck down Ted, everybody fucking hates you, you were literally the first name we crossed off and that includes Grassley who died last month.  Good lord man, have some respect for yourself.  John, you wanna come up here please?"  

[chainsaw 9859]

26 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

He's been effective as shit for the Republicans, the seat may not flip, but getting him specifically off of the board will hurt them.

Maybe there's that, but I don't think it's very hard to ratfuck things and most of the ideas come from shadowy lobbyists and consultants anyway.

[Pods 7551]

2 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Little known fact, turtles don't "hibernate".  They bury themselves in filthy mud during cold times, and then re-emerge when it warms up.

Also little known fact, most reptile bones don't smell like much of anything, but turtle bones smell awful. They are greasy and stink up the hallway out side the room someone is looking at them in. Kind of like McConnell's shart. 

[kevwun 15769]

4 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

Maybe there's that, but I don't think it's very hard to ratfuck things and most of the ideas come from shadowy lobbyists and consultants anyway.

Knowing the Senate rules backwards and forwards and what levers to push and pull to get bills passed is a skill that is only acquired by smart people with a lot of experience.  It's not an easy thing to be good at and few have mastered it.

Edited July 26, 2023 by kevwun

[henrygandorf 29189]

35 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

It's kentucky. nothing to gain politically if he dies or is incapacitated.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33867]

34 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Yeah, it's like taking out one of the good Russian generals.  He's an evil fuck, but highly competent.  There is no Republican Senator that is qualified to replace him.

thank fuck for that

[Gatorubet 30189]

When the shape-shifter starts losing his shape and begins to go reptile, you step away and take a quick hit of adrenochrome. 

[Biff Tannen 45666]

2 hours ago, hayden_horn said:

"oh shit don't fall, just stay upright you muppet,"

man, this got me good

[yoladu 4092]

1 hour ago, Pods said:

No other Republican senator could have come close to ruining everything McConnell has ruined. 

[Pescado_Rojo 19416]

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

If his health does continue to decline, I could see him stepping aside in 2025 for new leadership.  Obvious choices would be somebody already in Senate leadership like Barrasso or Daines.  I know it's like looking for clown on the least amount of meth at the gang rape, but there are a few less-MAGA Senators still left in that party.  Whether or not they'd get the nod for leadership in a post-Trump landscape so soon would be a tough sell.  

Still, who among us wouldn't literally pass out laughing when McConnell announces, "And on that note, for my health and family and the good of the party and the country, I will maintain my seat but step aside from leadership.  And taking over will be the distinguished Senator from Texas, please join me in congratulating" and as he's saying that, Ted stands up, smiles and waves, and begins to button his jacket as he walks up to the podium.  Mitch, "Sit the fuck down Ted, everybody fucking hates you, you were literally the first name we crossed off and that includes Grassley who died last month.  Good lord man, have some respect for yourself.  John, you wanna come up here please?"  

You think he makes it to 2025? He look like he might not make it to Friday. 

[atomheartbevo 89630]

1 hour ago, Pods said:

Losing Mitch would be a huge loss for them. He's been a master at wrangling the insanity, using it as a screen and producing results that are horrid for the country. No other Republican senator could have come close to ruining everything McConnell has ruined. 

Yep, he's made an art out of fucking over people he doesn't like, which is more than half of America, and he's made it look extremely easy.  Cruz, etc. couldn't do it.

1 hour ago, Pods said:

The only thing I feel bad about here is that McConnell has access to world class healthcare after spending decades making sure other Americans don't have access to any medical care. 

This.

[mchookem 16323]

'sup bro, you cool?'

[Bullneck 19073]

4 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

Let's hope so. 

[hookemATL 11707]

11 minutes ago, mchookem said:

'sup bro, you cool?'

 

[Serak The Preparer 3431]

3 hours ago, Chooky said:

I don't think he should be allowed medical attention until the next presidential election.  Let the people decide.

Sorry not sorry for repagami

[conVINCEd 21469]

Anybody have a recommendation for the best turtle soup in Dallas?  Just making preparations and don’t want to have to scramble at the last minute.

[RDCanecutter 26401]

1 hour ago, Pods said:

Also little known fact, most reptile bones don't smell like much of anything, but turtle bones smell awful. They are greasy and stink up the hallway out side the room someone is looking at them in. Kind of like McConnell's shart. 

So microwaving turtle bones would be a quitting-the-job power move.

[naija 2854]

Too many American leadership positions are occupied by people who are definitely past their prime. It's one of the stranger things everyone has come to accept as normal

[jimmyjazz 45893]

1 minute ago, RDCanecutter said:

So microwaving turtle bones would be a quitting-the-job power move.

It's much more subtle than a turd on the CEO's desk.  I like it.

[Underdog 28585]

2 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:

He's been effective as shit for the Republicans, the seat may not flip, but getting him specifically off of the board will hurt them.

He's a vile pos but he knows how to politic...  Unfortunately. 

[C-Man 27197]

Anybody have a recommendation for the best turtle soup in Dallas?  Just making preparations and don’t want to have to scramble at the last minute.

If he’s on the way out, might be worth splurging on a trip to NOLA to get a bowl at Arnaud’s.

[Gatorubet 30189]

2 hours ago, kevwun said:

Knowing the Senate rules backwards and forwards and what levers to push and pull to get bills passed is a skill that is only acquired by smart people with a lot of experience.  It's not an easy thing to be good at and few have mastered it.

Sneaky fuckers like Robert Byrd knew parliamentary rules more arcane than anyone could learn quickly.  You can truly screw with those unfamiliar with those rules. 

[elfenix 34227]

He's been effective as shit for the Republicans, the seat may not flip, but getting him specifically off of the board will hurt them.

Kentucky is constantly no. 2 on the list of federal dollars received to taxes paid (behind Virginia). He's been highly effective for that state

[F250 28764]

4 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

Either that, or he trusted a fart. Maybe both.

I can't stop laughing at this comment because he definitely had the look.

Seriously though, I once had that same look pumping gas when the stomach flu just made itself known to me. Everything is business as usual and then suddenly you freeze and think "did that just happen?"

[atomheartbevo 89630]

28 minutes ago, naija said:

Too many American leadership positions are occupied by people who are definitely past their prime. It's one of the stranger things everyone has come to accept as normal

Meanwhile the Nordic/Baltic countries are electing young, attractive women..

While those of us in this thread are wiling to call him out, here's one way things are different between Democratic and Republican legislators.

 

[Bookman 4638]

4 hours ago, royiv said:

That doesn't look great. While I can't stand the man and everything he represents, I hope we didn't just watch him have a stroke.

I can understand disagreeing with him politically, but how do you not like the guy? He's perfect for that job and he does it well.

[atomheartbevo 89630]

Drudge has these two stories in this order

McConnell Health Alarm: Escorted out after freezing during press conference...

Syphilis Emergency Looms in USA...

 

[F250 28764]

2 hours ago, Pods said:

Also little known fact, most reptile bones don't smell like much of anything, but turtle bones smell awful. They are greasy and stink up the hallway out side the room someone is looking at them in. Kind of like McConnell's shart. 

Wait, why is someone looking at turtle bones in the next room?

[safe sex 11702]

14 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Sneaky fuckers like Robert Byrd knew parliamentary rules more arcane than anyone could learn quickly.  You can truly screw with those unfamiliar with those rules. 

Richard Russell is burning in hell because of what he did with the rules

[WhatTheBuck 28775]

38 minutes ago, naija said:

Too many American leadership positions are occupied by people who are definitely past their prime. It's one of the stranger things everyone has come to accept as normal

Tom Brady and Peyton Manning both won Super Bowls when they were past their prime. 

[Rimbo 25915]

3 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

Key points

Transient ischemic attack and minor stroke are highly predictive of a subsequent disabling stroke within hours or days of the first event.

The risk of subsequent stroke after a transient ischemic attack is between 2% and 17% within the first 90 days after the initial event.

 

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3134717/

 

Unfortunately he has that sweet socialized health care plan so he will probably live for another 50yrs without any issues. 

 

3 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

I'm guessing petit mal seizure. My mother had one toward the end. She just froze. When she snapped out of it, she couldn't figure out how I'd so suddenly appeared at her knee.

 

 

Don't give me hope