EPL 2023/24: Oil, Money and Power

[MoJames 8244]

 

 

[ztejas 43411]

Do they want Mudryk?

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

22 minutes ago, MoJames said:

 

 

Who could have predicted this?

[sidis 9821]

I would be pissed if Austin fucking Fc signed that scrub ass underperformer Havertz. Go run intramural track brotha. You ain’t shit as a soccer player. 

I really don’t understand klopp’s thinking on personnel sometimes. Unless Diaz is in the ICU, I don’t understand any moment of live play that he’s not on the field. 

[Captain Ron 12862]

Oh Newcastle.

[hayden_horn 11362]

1 minute ago, Captain Ron said:

Oh Newcastle.

jesus fucking christ talk about finding a way to fucking lose

[Captain Ron 12862]

2 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

jesus fucking christ talk about finding a way to fucking lose

The evolution of new ways to lose. 

[Captain Ron 12862]

What a shithole. They let EPL games be played there?!?!?

[hobbes2702 13028]

I see we still don’t have any idea what constitutes handball

[Captain Ron 12862]

2 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

I see we still don’t have any idea what constitutes handball

That should have been called.

The only thing I can think is the VAR official thought that came off one of the players heads before it hit off JWP. 

[Captain Ron 12862]

But that didn’t deflect off the players, so that’s a handball. 

[hobbes2702 13028]

The officiating in this league is truly awful

[Captain Ron 12862]

The end times are near. Everton scored. 

[Napoleon 8658]

1 hour ago, Captain Ron said:

The end times are near. Everton scored. 

Pickford at the final whistle with a point saving double-save to secure the point on the road. 

You really hate to see it. 

[TexArcher 37761]

Pretty entertaining ending to Sheffield and Everton.

Now, since UT has a definitely-should-win game, let's see how Chelsea takes a shit on my day, because god knows they couldn't possibly go 2-0 like a pair of good football teams.

Edited September 2, 2023 by TexArcher

[ztejas 43411]

3 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Pretty entertaining ending to Sheffield and Everton.

Now, since UT has a definitely-should-win game, let's see how Chelsea takes a shit on my day, because god knows they couldn't possibly go 2-0 like a pair of good football teams.

Forest is tough. I think we manufacture a W somehow,  though. 

[Firemans4Horn 18034]

City are good enough that they also don’t need VAR to fuck up over and over in their favor as well. 

[TexArcher 37761]

Sure.  Of course.  Wankers.

[Firemans4Horn 18034]

Nicolas Jackson. Wow. 

[Captain Ron 12862]

2 hours ago, TexArcher said:

Pretty entertaining ending to Sheffield and Everton.

Now, since UT has a definitely-should-win game, let's see how Chelsea takes a shit on my day, because god knows they couldn't possibly go 2-0 like a pair of good football teams.

Don’t you worry,
never fear,
Chelsea hurting you
will soon be here. 

[Captain Ron 12862]

This is all Pulisic’s fault, right?

[Firemans4Horn 18034]

Newcastle playing with fire

[Captain Ron 12862]

On 8/20/2023 at 2:29 PM, Captain Ron said:

Is it too early to wonder when Chelsea will start looking for a new coach?

So how about now?

[Captain Ron 12862]

 

 

[ztejas 43411]

6 hours ago, Captain Ron said:

This is all Pulisic’s fault, right?

[hobbes2702 13028]

Interesting, in this particular game kicking the ball away is not a yellow card. Such a consistent league

[Firemans4Horn 18034]

Very consistent officiating with the “kick away the ball and get a yellow card” rule. 

[hobbes2702 13028]

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Very consistent officiating with the “kick away the ball and get a yellow card” rule. 

Great minds and such.

Not sure what the defenders are doing there. Also Kai Havertz yikes lol

[Firemans4Horn 18034]

That’s terrible defending. Why are you showing him onto his right foot? He has plenty to shoot at from there. 

[Firemans4Horn 18034]

That looked like a training ground routine by Arsenal. Good effort United. 

[mdmost 42997]

Newchester United with an interesting away kit choice.

[hobbes2702 13028]

Texted a United friend of mine the same thing. That looks terrible

[Firemans4Horn 18034]

 

watching Havertz run around aimlessly

[Captain Ron 12862]

2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

 

watching Havertz run around aimlessly

Is there any other kind of Havertz run?

[Firemans4Horn 18034]

That could have been red. Scissor tackle from behind. 

[Hagbard Celine 10848]

that was borderline red

ball gone boot face high?

[hobbes2702 13028]

I think it would be a bit harsh as he was being fouled himself but he followed up with that second foot for sure.

[Captain Ron 12862]

2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

That could have been red. Scissor tackle from behind. 

 

2 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

that was borderline red

ball gone boot face high?

That second foot against the leg was what made that a potential red. It was clearly was intentional on the replay. 

[Captain Ron 12862]

Let’s see what they say at the half. 

[hobbes2702 13028]

Onana with more completed passes than every arsenal player except Saliba in the first half. 
Not sure that means anything but thought it was interesting.

[Firemans4Horn 18034]

Not a pen. He was looking for that. 

[hobbes2702 13028]

Man I don’t think that’s a pen

[mdmost 42997]

Boy, he needs a yellow for that

[Firemans4Horn 18034]

Good officiating. Cheers to that VAR for having the balls to call Taylor over. 

[hobbes2702 13028]

Johnny Evans comes in and immediately looks like Johnny Evans

[hobbes2702 13028]

I think he’s on. Really bad from Arsenal there.

Oh looks like he’s just off when they put lines up.

Edited September 3, 2023 by hobbes2702

[mdmost 42997]

VARsenal

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

Wow.

[hobbes2702 13028]

That’s not a foul. Sorry Jonny Evans but you gotta be stronger.

Also, not surprising that Jonny Evans is at fault. Why did they bring him back, and then actually play him?

Edited September 3, 2023 by hobbes2702

[Captain Ron 12862]

Uh ManU you just might want to cover that Rice kid. 

And you might want to not let Jesus go one on one with your keeper.