2023 Fall Camp Thread of Dominance

[cmontexas 3255]

Sweed was a devastating blocker on the outside

[JBJ 3649]

Tank Jackson, Poona Ford

[Dbeasy 14981]

6 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Man that is just unbelievable. 

[Hookem2147 20935]

1 minute ago, Red Five said:

Connor Williams would play somewhere. That's about it on O.

Poona obviously. Malik next to Ford would be fun. That's about it. 

Peter Jenkins wasn't awful either. Was an all-conference player that year.

[Hookem2147 20935]

2 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Man that is just unbelievable. 

It was bad. Just went back and saw where 24 freshman or redshirt freshman were on the two-deep that year.

[Pam Cummings 9592]

I'm glad we're going to a conference that only has one aggie in it instead of 10. God damn, that's embarassing.

[Tex Long 4353]

58 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Should've done that starting in 2016, so yeah now it's a bit late to leave this shithole conference. 

Best we can do is throw trash at the refs all year at all away stadiums. 🤘

You spelled "batteries" wrong.

[The Dog 43852]

odd placement of xeets here - on the one hand you have the Big XII commissioner saying the fix is in for the Tech game but YOU KIDS BETTER NOT LAY MONEY ON IT!

[thunderlounge 7760]

6 minutes ago, The Dog said:

odd placement of xeets here - on the one hand you have the Big XII commissioner saying the fix is in for the Tech game but YOU KIDS BETTER NOT LAY MONEY ON IT!

Thanks a lot, Iowa. 

[Wulaw Horn 18984]

32 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Not a single check mark on offense to 2015.  Connor Williams would play- but probably not at tackle- likely at guard.  Not a single other player on that 2015 offense would get significant playing time.  Looking at the defense Poona would be a starter and gets the check mark vis a vis his 2023 counterpart and that's it.  1 fucking check mark on the entire team.  Malik would start at one of the LB positions and he could maybe just be an offball/edge guy. I hope Hill basically plays that role instead and does it better than Malik, but yeah.  so, 3 guys who would start (not at preferred positions for any except Poona) and maybe another 2 that would get time.  Beck would obviously be our other TE when we go 2 TE's.  

What a flaming pile of dogshit that team was. 

[LTtxfan 49009]

14 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

Thanks a lot, Iowa. 

[Sawbonz 27446]

On 8/22/2023 at 2:03 PM, Bozo_Casanova said:

OK, but if his name were Arch Goldfarb would you be cutting him any slack?
I'm NOT saying he's Garrett Gilbert or that Murphy is Sherrod Harris, but we've been here before. I'm not anointing a guy until I see him play under presure in the face of equal or superior talent and execution. 

I’d feel a lot more confident about him being ready if he had spent his senior year playing teams like SOC and not in the Louisiana large parochial school division 

[Viper 12034]

2 hours ago, Thiefery said:

fuck it, gonna need to make him hand us the CC trophy awkwardly like he did this past spring after the men's basketball tournament championship 

Then we walk into the SEC offices with it like Ric Flair did with the NWA belt

 

[Park Gothic 4996]

Y'all need to unbunch your panties about Yormark. None of this should come as a surprise. He is a carpetbagger and carnival barker, and he is telling these rubes what they want to hear. 

We're going to stomp a violent, bloody mudhole in every team on our way out the conference and there's nothing they can do to stop it. So let him run his mouth. 

[Atticus 3923]

Malik didn’t have the taste for physicality that Hill has, but maybe they could have coached him up better than BJM, Strong, and Orlando did

[South Austin 52167]

Arch Goldfarb should starts.

[Professor Chesney 480]

1 hour ago, Hookem2147 said:

Peter Jenkins wasn't awful either. Was an all-conference player that year.

That can’t be right.  Distinctly remember him getting torched by KaVontae Turpin for 4 quarters because we couldn’t adjust.

[lilMAC25 3778]

2 hours ago, CashMcCoy said:

Full quote is even worse. I hate this man.

Damnit, we’d better throat fuck those bitches.

[thunderlounge 7760]

1 hour ago, Park Gothic said:

We're going to stomp a violent, bloody mudhole in every team on our way out the conference and there's nothing they can do to stop it. So let him run his mouth. 

Fuck it. Earn them yellow flags. 

[Had Enough 2057]

Peter Jenkins wasn't awful either. Was an all-conference player that year.

Yeah, he was playing pretty well until he got hurt. Think that was against Tech. That was a tough game. The horseshit illegal man downfield at the end. The shoulda been pick turned Tech TD. Think Jinkens and Jefferson both got hurt.

[BB65 476]

If I were Sark I would try to hang a hundred on every conference team on the way out. No fucking lube with the ass raping I would try to put on every team. 
 

Make it so bad Mike Leach would be embarrassed. 

[Hermanator 6967]

25 minutes ago, BB65 said:

 

Make it so bad Mike Leach would be embarrassed. 

[BERT 4351]

I swear y’all could fuck up a wet dream. 

[BB65 476]

1 minute ago, Hermanator said:

I’m talking a October 7, 1916 Georgia Tech vs Cumberland style beat down

[Redneck Mutha 7935]

That 2015 roster:

[Foosters 17763]

On 8/23/2023 at 2:17 PM, Hookem2147 said:

It was bad. Just went back and saw where 24 freshman or redshirt freshman were on the two-deep that year.

Man, we must've been fucking unstoppable in 2017/2018. 

Edited August 25, 2023 by Foosters

[Foosters 17763]

1 minute ago, longhornmatt said:

Kyle Porter was seasoned and entering his prime.

[Chili dog 1787]

4 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

 

I knew this would be like dropping a grenade into Surly and fully expect the arguing to take this thread to infinity and beyond. With that said, I didn't rate Banks/Scott because it's too difficult at this point. Multiyear NFL veteran vs a guy who might be best ever. Same with Campbell Dockery. NFL player vs a guy with tremendous potential.  Agree on Xaiver ending up better than Sweed. I'm just punishing him for last year.  I fully expect him to recover.  Sweed was a 2 year and done NFL dude.

So he had to redshirt. X was the day one best WR on the team. This is not even close, drops or no drops. Sweed was big and he benefitted from open passing lanes due to the freak throwing him the ball. 

[Rio Don 104]

Re: Yormark and this clown conference

 

 

[Laga4 1270]

6 hours ago, CashMcCoy said:

Some of the best bulletin board material I've seen in a while.  

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13010]

The lack of professionalism in some large organizations is astounding to me.

[GTNY 280]

Remember when people were making those comments when other schools left their conferences? Yea me neither. Can't fucking wait to be out of this conference. 

[ousux 5587]

Pretty sure these antics are for show and intended to talk up the strength of the remaining members, but goddamn if the Big 12 hasn’t laid the table for accusations of bias if Texas ends up losing a game due to officiating

The league office has now publicly (twice) put it subconsciously into the Big12 refs heads what they must do, even the ones who aren't corrupt or incompetent. We're going to have to play near perfect and make it obvious to everyone with eyes the officiating is biased...we won't get any close calls going our way.

[billfromlaketravis 11364]

2 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

The lack of professionalism in some large organizations is astounding to me.

I love it. Yormark just took himself off of the CFP Committee for eternity. 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13010]

3 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I love it. Yormark just took himself off of the CFP Committee for eternity. 

Oh, I get it. I’m looking at this from the Big 12’s standpoint. They just put this pettiness above the integrity of the entire conference. It just baffles me how they can be so stupid.

[EZ$ 2102]

We are going to get so fucked by the B12 officials this year.  OKSt/Charlie Strong type shenanigans every conference game. I don’t think we are quite good enough to dominate enough to overcome this.  

[Not a Sock 2309]

26 minutes ago, ousux said:

5 hours ago, gmr548 said:

Pretty sure these antics are for show and intended to talk up the strength of the remaining members, but goddamn if the Big 12 hasn’t laid the table for accusations of bias if Texas ends up losing a game due to officiating

The league office has now publicly (twice) put it subconsciously into the Big12 refs heads what they must do, even the ones who aren't corrupt or incompetent. We're going to have to play near perfect and make it obvious to everyone with eyes the officiating is biased...we won't get any close calls going our way.

This stupid fuck running his mouth may have just saved our ass now the media is going to be watching Big 12 officiating with Texas and OU. In perfect Big 12 fashion in an attempt to flex their little dicks they may have royally fuck themselves as they now have brought into question the validity of Big 12 competition. 

[TheBryMan81 2503]

7 hours ago, CashMcCoy said:

Hope we beat the shit out of them, leave no doubt, then play "Taking Care of Business" over the loud speaker after the final whistle while showing him on the video board.

[General Specific 3235]

No way we were beating Miami in 01 with Vince Lombardi coaching. 

God dam it! Still, too fucking soon!

[Chuckie Finster 22604]

I know we have connected people on this board.  As a going away present to the conference, can we PLEASE play that video on the jumbotron pregame and then have the PA guy request that the crowd welcome the Commissioner to DKR?

Edited August 24, 2023 by Chuckie Finster

[torre 1284]

Actual words - Unbelievable

 

 

[mwaadeeb 1152]

Has he talked the same shit on OU?

[Bevo14 8275]

3 minutes ago, TheBryMan81 said:

Hope we beat the shit out of them, leave no doubt, then play "Taking Care of Business" over the loud speaker after the final whistle while showing him on the video board.

This assclown needs the looch cockgobbler gif treatment too

[stork642 4498]

4 hours ago, Park Gothic said:

Y'all need to unbunch your panties about Yormark. None of this should come as a surprise. He is a carpetbagger and carnival barker, and he is telling these rubes what they want to hear. 

We're going to stomp a violent, bloody mudhole in every team on our way out the conference and there's nothing they can do to stop it. So let him run his mouth. 

How many late hits will Ewers take this year.  I’m guessing very few if any will be called.  These left behind 9 will be head hunting and won’t be held accountable.  You can down play it all you want but if they can take out your QB that’s a big fucking deal.  

[Vertigo 20271]

It would be awesome if before the kick, Bob Cole says "Please hold for a word from our commisioner, Brett Yormark." Then they play that clip, then we proceed to stomp the ever loving shit out if them on national television.

[Mitch Cumsteen 18525]

Bush league commissioner actually being bush league is almost too on the nose. 

[TheAuditor 1031]

4 minutes ago, stork642 said:

How many late hits will Ewers take this year.  I’m guessing very few if any will be called.  These left behind 9 will be head hunting and won’t be held accountable.  You can down play it all you want but if they can take out your QB that’s a big fucking deal.  

[SurlyBDR 22678]

Texts with my sooner neighbor 

[Born Burnt 6167]

10 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

Texts with my sooner neighbor 

Sorry you live in a trailer park.

[gmr548 16531]

Texts with my sooner neighbor 

That’s a weird choice of emoji