One signal that screams you won’t like this person

[GoPokes83 2240]

People who flip off the camera any time they’re in a picture.

[RPM 26315]

19 hours ago, Hornbeliever said:

I used to make fun of people who backed into spots and then I got a truck.    Better choice, f the haters.

 

19 hours ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Yeah, backing in is definitely safer. In the industry I am in it is either highly encouraged or downright required (some refineries and facilities require it).

Just went through monthly safety training and backing is the preferred method.

[GoPokes83 2240]

People who (publicly) pray before meals.
Bitch, get caught up on Matthew 6:5-6.   The Lord knows my heart is grateful.
Let's eat!!!

I hardly see this in public anymore, it’s mainly at large family functions or holiday meals and I already know I don’t like most of those people.

[Shoxthemonkey 1976]

1 hour ago, slorch said:

People who (publicly) pray before meals.

Bitch, get caught up on Matthew 6:5-6.   The Lord knows my heart is grateful.

Let's eat!!!

At least they aren’t singing the doxology. 

[Armybrat 40818]

3 hours ago, nnm said:

 

Maybe I should put a 0.0 plate on my Civic.

[Hpara759 1778]

anyone driving a car that has a political sticker on it....

[Armybrat 40818]

1 hour ago, slorch said:

People who (publicly) pray before meals.

Bitch, get caught up on Matthew 6:5-6.   The Lord knows my heart is grateful.

Let's eat!!!

 

[Ojo Rojo 1946]

Non-2%er Aggies.

Lifted truck with big tires.

MAGA hats.

Dudes prominently wearing jewelry.

Muscular dudes wearing tank tops.

[TrashMaster G 17539]

- People who carry on loud cellphone conversations in a restaurant, especially if the other caller is on speaker

- People who play videos/stream their phone in public.

- Parents who let their kids play video games with volume up in public

- People who use the terms beta or cuck

- Anti-vaxxers

[Dennis Taylor 18807]

Cars with 15 of those cartoon stickers and sound like a lawnmower 

Manbun guy

Short inseam shorts guy

 

[Beau Vine 54205]

On 8/4/2023 at 8:57 PM, ztejas said:

Anyone that uses the words irregardless, a whole nother, or all of the sudden. 

For all intensive purposes, I could care less.

[Surly Bevo 24908]

20 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

For all intensive purposes, I could care less.

Let me orientate you.  It's intense and porpoises.

[T’Boo Ted Marshall 2731]

anyone driving a car that has a political sticker on it....

What if it is a Mondale/Ferraro sticker?

[Guest]

5 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Cars with 15 of those cartoon stickers and sound like a lawnmower 

 

Coffee can mufflers.

Cars/ trucks with legit HP and pipes, but the d-bags rev them in underpasses or city blocks with echoes.  Grow the fuck up, needledick.  Same goes for motorcycles.

[HOOKEM4 5036]

People with vocal fry. 

[Rip76 4924]

Bullies 

People that use all the corporate buzz words on conference calls

People that use the term “banger,” for a song or album they like

 

[DixonHur 11292]

People who grunt/scream while lifting weights

 

[Gil Bang 25907]

On 8/5/2023 at 8:26 AM, Tylerocks said:

I like a bunch of things already posted but I'll add:

 

Sunglasses inside

Loud, obnoxious, "look at me" type people

People that use the term "snowflake"

How about wearing a cowboy hat indoors?

Or wearing sunglasses on top of a baseball cap?

[Tylerocks 2553]

11 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

How about wearing a cowboy hat indoors?

Or wearing sunglasses on top of a baseball cap?

Cowboy hat...I don't think that bothers me.  Guess it's dependent on the setting.

Sunglasses on top of baseball cap.  ehh, not a huge deal.  If the sunglasses are upside down or backwards...definite douche.

[South Austin 52442]

On 8/4/2023 at 9:52 PM, Pescado_Rojo said:

They're rude to a server or waitstaff

This has always been a deal-breaker for me.  I don't know anyone I consider a friend who acts like that.

[nnm 36338]

Sunglasses worn backwards. With the lenses on the back of the head. 

[AnimalTobacco 34]

Men under 6 feet tall with "small man syndrome"

[Armybrat 40818]

14 hours ago, DixonHur said:

People who grunt/scream while lifting weights

 

Tennis players who do the same.

[Kennythetiger 9374]

13 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

How about wearing a cowboy hat indoors?

Or wearing sunglasses on top of a baseball cap?

I am receiving a shot in my eye every three weeks. Retina doctor asked me to wear sunglasses when I’m outside. The bill of my cap makes a handy holding spot for my sunglasses. Especially when I put them up there and then spend ten minutes looking for them an hour later. 

[Armybrat 40818]

13 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

How about wearing a cowboy hat indoors?

Or wearing sunglasses on top of a baseball cap?

Wearing any kind of hat/cap in someone else’s house or a restaurant. 
It just screams “low rent mofo” disrespecting others. 
Same as public nose-pickers or spitters.

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

Salt life/saltwater soul, punisher, come and take it, don’t tread on me, 3%, thin blue line stickers. Any or all.

[AnimalTobacco 34]

40 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Salt life/saltwater soul, punisher, come and take it, don’t tread on me, 3%, thin blue line stickers. Any or all.

Also, to add:

Yoda, Rebel Alliance, Baby Yoda, Anime, Disney-anything etc. stickers on the car up to and including the The Hangover baby for Baby on Board.

[irishtexan 11511]

Any douchebag that brings an acoustic guitar to play while sitting on the concrete bench at the deep end of Deep Eddy. We don't want to hear your little riff on "Under the Bridge", Chad. Also hate that guy at Barton Springs, but I can at least find another spot there. 

[Armybrat 40818]

1 hour ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Salt life/saltwater soul, punisher, come and take it, don’t tread on me, 3%, thin blue line stickers. Any or all.

😛

 

[texasdago 7563]

43 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

Any douchebag that brings an acoustic guitar to play while sitting on the concrete bench at the deep end of Deep Eddy. We don't want to hear your little riff on "Under the Bridge", Chad. Also hate that guy at Barton Springs, but I can at least find another spot there. 

Dude at Barking Springs who feels the need to play his mish mash of percussion right next to the wall.  I don't want to hear that stuff in BSP.

Guys who wrap their BMWs in gold wrap and then park in handicap spots.

Come and take it stickers especially those that replace the cannon with an AR-15

People who make their Texan identity about bitching about people from California.  There are great people from CA and terrible people from CA just like there are great people from TX and terrible people from TX.  Stop trying to blame a group of people.  

Old Austin whiners 

 

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

 

You’re better than this AB.

[Hornbeliever 712]

Sadly, I’m friends with a few people who use a lot of buzzwords but don’t like it.  However, I am not friends with anyone who grunts at the gym.  You got an Olympic invite, fine?  Otherwise, shut the f up.

Addition:  I am not friends with anyone who is perfectly normal and parks in handicap zone.

[Steamboat1874 4048]

People who eat with their mouth open and especially those who smack gum and pop bubbles.

I will strangle you in a rage if you do it around me.

 

[Bevo 3000 10]

Pronouns in your bio

Parents that monogram their baby’s clothes 

Women with over-inflated lips.  
 

If you go ballistic at youth sports 

 

Hospital administrators. 

[Armybrat 40818]

18 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

You’re better than this AB.

Just teasing you a bit. I don’t run around with stickers on my vehicles or fly any of “those” flags.

That is the official Texas Sesquicentennial Colt .45 from 1986. one of a thousand produced for collectors.
Took me almost 20 years to find one. 
I see nothing wrong with celebrating the Revolution and the pertinent “battle” such as it was.

Edited August 7, 2023 by Armybrat

[Armybrat 40818]

4 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Fucked up editing. ……… 

Edited August 7, 2023 by Armybrat

[Armybrat 40818]

2 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Wearing any kind of hat/cap in someone else’s house or a restaurant. 
It just screams “low rent mofo” disrespecting others. 
Same as public nose-pickers or spitters.

 

[locodos 5387]

Anyone with a Spartan sticker or helmet on their vehicle.  I'm always thinking I wonder if they know anything about the Spartans

• Pedophiles
• Slavers
• Monarchists
• Notoriously shitty cooks
• Interbred themselves out of relevance

 

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

18 minutes ago, locodos said:

Anyone with a Spartan sticker or helmet on their vehicle.  I'm always thinking I wonder if they know anything about the Spartans

• Pedophiles
• Slavers
• Monarchists
• Notoriously shitty cooks
• Interbred themselves out of relevance

 

Snl left that out of the perfect cheer.

[HouTex 1866]

Using political hot buttons (from either end of the spectrum) as a litmus test to determine whether you’ll hate someone is a very good indication that I won’t like you.  

While it’s not fool proof, how you treat someone who can’t do a thing for you is a very good test for whether or not I’ll like you.  

[Bevo 3000 10]

Adults that go to Disney properties on a regular basis, without kids. 
 

9 minutes ago, HouTex said:

how you treat someone who can’t do a thing for you is a very good test for whether or not I’ll like you.  

This is probably the best one. 

[Superhero 8827]

On 8/5/2023 at 4:35 PM, Surly Bevo said:

Guys past the age of 35 who are shiny.

Shiny shirts, shiny hair, shiny skin.

Personaliity is always shit.  

I hear you broseph  

[DixonHur 11292]

4 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Tennis players who do the same.

For hot female tennis players that's ok, because it gives me some insight into how they are in bed, but otherwise, shut up and play.

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

For hot female tennis players that's ok, because it gives me some insight into how they are in bed, but otherwise, shut up and play.

You like chicks smashing your balls with a tennis racket? Kinky.

[Superhero 8827]

18 hours ago, HOOKEM4 said:

People with vocal fry. 

Yes. 

5 hours ago, nnm said:

Sunglasses worn backwards. With the lenses on the back of the head. 

Absolutely yes

2 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

People who eat with their mouth open and especially those who smack gum and pop bubbles.

My kids chew with their mouth open at times. I have to constantly remind them. It’s gotten to a point I’ll take away their food or tell them to spit out their gum.

 

People who use the word bruh.

People who watch Fox News.

Guys with old timey mustaches.

People who let their kids make a mess at restaurants.

My coworker who brags about everything. 

[Bevo 3000 10]

People who complain about kids’ behavior on airplanes 

 

Older people who never had kids, especially if theyve never been married. not necessarily that I won’t like these people, but it’s a yellow flag. Almost guaranteed to be very self centered. Never had to put anyone else ahead of themselves. 

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

People who complain about kids’ behavior on airplanes 
 
Older people who never had kids, especially if theyve never been married. not necessarily that I won’t like these people, but it’s a yellow flag. Almost guaranteed to be very self centered. Never had to put anyone else ahead of themselves. 

Somewhat related: working for someone that doesn’t have a family. Always puts the caution up for me because there is a good chance their job is their life and they will expect it to be yours too.

[Armybrat 40818]

27 minutes ago, Superhero said:

 

Guys with old timey mustaches.

Hey!

 

[Biff Tannen 45661]

On 8/5/2023 at 9:01 AM, Js1 said:

People who do nothing to talk about work, the good or bad, in every conversation. Like it’s 40+ hours of my week, I don’t want to talk about it or think about it during my time 

This.  Especially if I don't really understand what they do.  Wife has a friend that constantly does this and acts like we know who all these people at her office are.  WTF?  We don't work with you.

[Biff Tannen 45661]

1 hour ago, Bevo 3000 said:

People who complain about kids’ behavior on airplanes 

 

Older people who never had kids, especially if theyve never been married. not necessarily that I won’t like these people, but it’s a yellow flag. Almost guaranteed to be very self centered. Never had to put anyone else ahead of themselves. 

People who complain about pets, that are generally FUCKING SILENT, on airplanes.