One signal that screams you won’t like this person

[Hornbeliever 704]

Besides a person loudly and proudly proclaiming they don’t own a TV, what other singular act is 100% correlated to you not liking said person?

I’ve now met two dudes who take a vacation day every year on their birthdays.  Don’t like either of those betas.

interested to hear what other singular things cause you to pull parachute on ever being friends with someone.  
 

[Celery Man 20,607]

uses the word "beta"

[The Dude 1,238]

They are breathing

[Js1 83,444]

5 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

uses the word "beta"

This is a big one haha 

[tx 3 putt 75,500]

We have a secret handshake, brotherhood of no tv 

[nineliveslost 2,690]

11 minutes ago, Hornbeliever said:

 

I’ve now met two dudes who take a vacation day every year on their birthdays.  Don’t like either of those betas.

 

You don't like a person because they take their birthday off??? Get over yourself you big beta

who gives a fuck when people take off

[Parliament 14,014]

Surly poster

[Guest]

They derive some sense of value from the Ford-Chevy argument.

They went to Texas A&M

They are vegan/ vegetarian, but it goes way the fuck beyond actual diet.  I don't have an issue with folks who just don't do the meat thing.

Overzealous Christian.   Overzealous anti-Christian.

People who cannot be nice to kids or dogs.

 

[Not a cat 5,598]

12 minutes ago, slorch said:

They derive some sense of value from the Ford-Chevy argument.

They went to Texas A&M

They are vegan/ vegetarian, but it goes way the fuck beyond actual diet.  I don't have an issue with folks who just don't do the meat thing.

Overzealous Christian.   Overzealous anti-Christian.

People who cannot be nice to kids or dogs.

 

This is a damn good starting list.  Throw in Tech and we're pretty much done. I'll show myself out 

[tfoolry 8,161]

[Da Fino 2,670]

When they are really into dogfighting. 
 

[LebongJames 1,770]

Being poor

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,765]

They exist

[Degenerate Gardner 4,061]

 

No CR

 

[MissingInAction 24,421]

Anyone who doesn't like dogs. Surest sign there is something fundamentally wrong with them.

Beer snobs

 

[tfoolry 8,161]

 

 

[Sbbruin 21,588]

32 minutes ago, nineliveslost said:

You don't like a person because they take their birthday off??? Get over yourself you big beta

who gives a fuck when people take off

My company gives us ur birthday off, but you can take it any day in the month of your birthday.  I approve.

[Post Oak 20,113]

They identify themselves as a "patriot"

[Rimbo 25,232]

[Guest]

24 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

When they are really into dogfighting. 
 

or

[Hornbeliever 704]

50 minutes ago, slorch said:

They derive some sense of value from the Ford-Chevy argument.

They went to Texas A&M

They are vegan/ vegetarian, but it goes way the fuck beyond actual diet.  I don't have an issue with folks who just don't do the meat thing.

Overzealous Christian.   Overzealous anti-Christian.

People who cannot be nice to kids or dogs.

 

Good list.  Also have friends who are both vegan or vegetarian but I definitely don’t have any friends who tell you they are vegan within 2 minutes of meeting them.  So I think delayed triggers are fine, ones who can’t wait to tell you I don’t like.

[MissingInAction 24,421]

Anyone obviously parroting the latest conspiracy bullshit. 

[Baboontyme 2,755]

Wearing a red hat

[Longhornstampede 3,173]

10 minutes ago, Baboontyme said:

Wearing a red hat

He probably wouldn't like you either.. 

[ztejas 42,804]

4 minutes ago, Longhornstampede said:

He probably wouldn't like you either.. 

That's not a red hat.

Thats a 

[honolulu horn 6,146]

Anyone who uses the word "right?" at the end of every sentence. 

Anyone who walks into my office and says "I love what you've done with the place."

Anyone who brings two large dogs to work and lets them run free among the offices. 

PS - I hate my co-worker. 

Edited August 5, 2023 by honolulu horn

[Longhornstampede 3,173]

Just now, ztejas said:

That's not a red hat.

Thats a 

Thanks for the earworm dammit! 

[Pescado_Rojo 19,262]

They're rude to a server or waitstaff

Talking on their cell in line (store, bank, whatever)

 

[ztejas 42,804]

Anyone that uses the words irregardless, a whole nother, or all of the sudden. 

[Not a cat 5,598]

36 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

Anyone who uses the word "right?" at the end of every sentence. 

Anyone who walks into my office and says "I love what you've done with the place."

Anyone who brings two large dogs to work and lets them run free among the offices. 

PS - I hate my co-worker. 

I know, right?

[Not a cat 5,598]

29 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

They're rude to a server or waitstaff

Talking on their cell in line (store, bank, whatever)

 

These were actually the 2 I was going to list, but by far the first one.  

[Patricio Swayze 17,058]

People who talk about all the overtime they work but really all they are doing is trying to wear it as a badge of honor. Fuck off loser, I’m sorry your job is your life/identity. I have better stuff to do.

[RPM 26,096]

8 hours ago, slorch said:

or

They were pussy actors that couldn't even grow a mustache. Robin Olds was the real deal.

Edited August 5, 2023 by RPM

[seven 1,358]

New acquaintances who try to sell you something. Really salesman in general are a personality clash with me. 

[txhorns 2,405]

Anyone who talks about politics when you first meet them.

[Pdawg88 1,107]

People who take selfies. Instantly I know you hate your life. 

[Dbeasy 14,784]

People who never admit they are wrong. And don’t argue with me. I’m right about this. 

[nnm 35,642]

Jacked up farm truck.

[GhostOfTomJoad 9,252]

 If they have any version of a punisher skull on their vehicle (who am I kidding, it will be a jacked up pickup w/ truck nuts) or clothing. 

[Guest]

2 hours ago, RPM said:

They were pussy actors that couldn't even grow a mustache. Robin Olds was the real deal.

Was gonna give you shit for besmirching Pappy, as his piloting photos were always clean shaven.  Guess you get a pass for his Medal of Honor pic. Robert Conrad was the perfect actor to portray him on Black Sheep.

Edited August 5, 2023 by slorch

[Armybrat 40,555]

Holier than thou types.

[Davis Lane 5,509]

I hate all of y'all equally.

[squib 1,112]

In public places, using cell phone by holding it horizontally and talking into the mic while playing the audio on speaker. 

[Post Oak 20,113]

11 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

They're rude to a server or waitstaff

Talking on their cell in line (store, bank, whatever)

 

 

11 minutes ago, squib said:

In public places, using cell phone by holding it horizontally and talking into the mic while playing the audio on speaker. 

[Atxracer 797]

People that overuse the word “bro”.  The occasional use is ok I guess but I have found I have not ever liked someone that uses it frequently. 
 

Oh, and just about anyone born after 1990.  
 

And, OP wouldn’t like me much.  I have never worked on my birthday. 

[ABSR 5,275]

13 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Anyone who doesn't like dogs. Surest sign there is something fundamentally wrong with them.

Beer snobs

 

OR someone who dogs don’t like.  

[GoPokes83 2,236]

People with kids that count on the government for their entire income and keep getting pregnant.

[Dnaguy 11,592]

Putting an SEC sticker on your car.

 

 

 

 

[Armybrat 40,555]

The 444 guy and the asshole that all those falling junker cars keep missing in their swarms of tv ads.

Not to mention the one whose name & picture keep popping up everywhere online and dominates TV advertising.

Here’s looking at you…

 

 

Edited August 5, 2023 by Armybrat

[Js1 83,444]

10 hours ago, Patricio Swayze said:

People who talk about all the overtime they work but really all they are doing is trying to wear it as a badge of honor. Fuck off loser, I’m sorry your job is your life/identity. I have better stuff to do.

People who do nothing to talk about work, the good or bad, in every conversation. Like it’s 40+ hours of my week, I don’t want to talk about it or think about it during my time