SEC mega screenshots

[fattyflattie 4636]

10 hours ago, Napoleon said:

Then this has a&m as the #6 public university in the country. (Texas isn’t listed among the Top 10 that they cover.

Lulz.  Wouldn’t send my kids there if it was paid for.    

[TheRRKid 227]

1 hour ago, Fondren & Main said:

Excellent movie 

[Viper 12030]

 

 

Edited September 14, 2023 by Viper

[Not a Sock 2308]

3 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Bama fans are going to struggle with their new situation.  

It’s a Reddit NHL copypasta.

[Park Gothic 4979]

1 hour ago, Not a Sock said:

It’s a Reddit NHL copypasta.

How are people missing this very obvious pasta?

[Radical Larry 28529]

 
 

I wouldn’t say I missed it, Bob.

[sith_horn 2370]

23 hours ago, TexasRenegade said:

That apparently isn't part of the metric.   Our ratings are largely identical except for salary impact vs other colleges where they kill us by like 26 points and diversity where we beat them by 13.

 

The University of Texas at Austin

 

Austin, TX

 

Scores and Ranks

 

Rank/Score

 

Overall Rank

 

118

Overall Score

 

73.5

 

Student Outcomes

 

Score/Timeframe

 

Salary Impact vs. Similar Colleges

 

57

 

Graduation Rate vs. Similar Colleges

 

90

 

Years to Pay Off Net Price

 

1 year, 6 months

 

Survey Results

 

Score

 

Learning Opportunities

 

67

 

Preparation for Career

 

69

 

Learning Facilities

 

78

 

Recommendation Score

 

81

 

Diversity

 

Score

 

Diversity

 

67

 

Cost and Returns

 

Amount

 

Average Net Price

 

$17,519

 

Value Added to Graduate Salary

 

$46,713

 

Texas A & M University - College Station

 

College Station, TX

 

Scores and Ranks

 

Rank/Score

 

Overall Rank

 

38

Overall Score

 

79.9

 

Student Outcomes

 

Score/Timeframe

 

Salary Impact vs. Similar Colleges

 

83

 

Graduation Rate vs. Similar Colleges

 

89

 

Years to Pay Off Net Price

 

1 year, 10 months

 

Survey Results

 

Score

 

Learning Opportunities

 

65

 

Preparation for Career

 

71

 

Learning Facilities

 

81

 

Recommendation Score

 

82

 

Diversity

 

Score

 

Diversity

 

53

 

Cost and Returns

 

Amount

 

Average Net Price

 

$20,976

 

Value Added to Graduate Salary

 

$44,877

[RAMBONE 101]

11 hours ago, Viper said:

 

 

Now that the 104.9 The Horn is dead, I've been enjoying Inside Texas. Good stuff. Love Gerry. They have pretty good guests.

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

There’s nothing that finebaum has ever said or done that I can say I missed. He’s just there, like the ostrich that keeps staring at you through your car window at the arbuckle wilderness safari park looking for food.  You just ignore him. 

[texifornia 56526]

Well now we're going to have to turn this one into a broader enemy screenshot thread since these poor shmucks aren't on the SEC liferaft

 

[JesusSweatDuck 17780]

What's the deal with the Ewe/Ewee instead of Ewers thing?  I haven't seen it before, and it's pretty fucking stupid.

[closetojumping 62246]

These tech idiots think they're going to show up this year in DKR and get a new result. I expect Texas to take that game very, very personally and Tech isn't going to go 6-8 on 4th down or whatever they did last year. I'm hoping that is the last game against Tech that I watch in my lifetime, and I think Texas is going to beat the absolute shit out of those wannabes like they owed UT money.

[Noozak 323]

10 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

These tech idiots think they're going to show up this year in DKR and get a new result. I expect Texas to take that game very, very personally and Tech isn't going to go 6-8 on 4th down or whatever they did last year. I'm hoping that is the last game against Tech that I watch in my lifetime, and I think Texas is going to beat the absolute shit out of those wannabes like they owed UT money.

Sark isn't the kind of guy to run up the score on conference opponents, but putting 70 on them would be lovely 

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

If they end up as good as their fans think, we might get the opportunity to beat the shit out of them twice in a row

[MuellerHorn 4195]

21 hours ago, Viper said:

 

 

Paul had some surprising quotes in there. He could be bloviating given the audience or the recent result, but:

On Texas' announcement to the SEC (24:55)

"I have never been more excited about anything in the SEC. It was simply the biggest moment that I have ever experienced, the next week, when the commissioner finally announced it. And listen, I am excited about Oklahoma too, but there's just nothing like the University of Texas."

On the game vs. Texas (25:51)

"It was the biggest game in Tuscaloosa since 1 vs. 2 with LSU in 2011... That was literally the biggest game I have ever seen. LeBron James couldn't even get a box." Then he takes a dig at the President's Club box. "It's not as impressive as it sounds. It's a couple hundred people who grab pimento cheese sandwiches."

On some Texas fans he interacted with the night before the game (27:08)

"I've never been around more money in my entire life. I mean, there's SEC money, and then there was Texas money... I think the Alabama people were so intimidated the Texas people would buy them out, they were nice to them."

I know he's a Tennessee alum. I think he's been waiting for someone to dethrone Bama for a while. UGA is doing it, and now Texas collapsed the Tide's non-conference streak.

 

[SydneyCarton 47884]

47 minutes ago, Noozak said:

Sark isn't the kind of guy to run up the score on conference opponents, but putting 70 on them would be lovely 

I'm not sure what makes you say that, at all. At Texas, he hasn't had the ability to do such at this point. Guy didn't have problems scoring points on conference opponents when he was the OC at Bama. He won't put up 70, sure, but if we're up 35-7 and he puts in the backups in the early 3rd and tells them that we're running the fucking offense, I wouldn't be surprised. 

[texifornia 56526]

6 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I'm not sure what makes you say that, at all. At Texas, he hasn't had the ability to do such at this point. Guy didn't have problems scoring points on conference opponents when he was the OC at Bama. He won't put up 70, sure, but if we're up 35-7 and he puts in the backups in the early 3rd and tells them that we're running the fucking offense, I wouldn't be surprised. 

He hung 70 on Tech the first time he played them: https://www.espn.com/college-football/game/_/gameId/401287911

[closetojumping 62246]

25 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I'm not sure what makes you say that, at all. At Texas, he hasn't had the ability to do such at this point. Guy didn't have problems scoring points on conference opponents when he was the OC at Bama. He won't put up 70, sure, but if we're up 35-7 and he puts in the backups in the early 3rd and tells them that we're running the fucking offense, I wouldn't be surprised. 

 

19 minutes ago, texifornia said:

He hung 70 on Tech the first time he played them: https://www.espn.com/college-football/game/_/gameId/401287911

Scott Van Pelt tells a great story about being near the tunnel that Bama was coming out of at halftime of the national title game against ND after the 2012 season. Bama was up 28-0 and just beating the absolute shit out of Notre Dame up and down the field.

Barrett Jones was leading the Bama team out of the tunnel and he turned around to the entire team, paused, and then shouts at the top of his lungs: "These assholes signed up for 60 minutes! It is our job to give that to them!" and then they stormed the field and finished beating the shit out of the Irish to the tune of closing out the blowout 42-14. 

I sure as shit hope to see Texas start taking that approach. That doesn't mean beating someone by 80 points and throwing deep with a minute left, but it does mean that every team Texas plays should leave the game feeling like, at a minimum, they were in a street fight for 60 minutes, and, at a maximum, they had their asses run over repeatedly and mentally defeated for the next time they come to Austin or UT comes to town. If Texas has a chance to embarrass Tech on T+1, they should damned well do it.

[Tex Pete 20179]

19 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I sure as shit hope to see Texas start taking that approach. That doesn't mean beating someone by 80 points and throwing deep with a minute left, but it does mean that every team Texas plays should leave the game feeling like, at a minimum, they were in a street fight for 60 minutes, and, at a maximum, they had their asses run over repeatedly and mentally defeated for the next time they come to Austin or UT comes to town. If Texas has a chance to embarrass Tech on T+1, they should damned well do it.

Bill Bradley, Vince Young, and Kasey Studdard played with a similar mentality. It's been missing for far too long.

Edited September 15, 2023 by Tex Pete

[hook me 2080]

42 minutes ago, texifornia said:

He hung 70 on Tech the first time he played them: https://www.espn.com/college-football/game/_/gameId/401287911

With Casey fucking Thompson, Cade Brewer, Marcus Washington, Joshua Moore, & a shit OL.

That was Worthy's coming out party though.

[WinningIsHard 4017]

It's funny to see a tech fan admit that the UT game will be their super bowl lol. I dislike this shit conference but I think I dislike sand aggy even more. A 63-10 beating would be a great way for us to end that pathetic "rivalry."

[texifornia 56526]

It's not SEC, but here's tOSU fans:

[Vertuzzi 1361]

These jort-wearing animals have access to the internet? You learn something new everyday.

[JesusSweatDuck 17780]

9 minutes ago, Vertuzzi said:

These jort-wearing animals have access to the internet? You learn something new everyday.

How do you think they learned how to burn couches?

[Tex Pete 20179]

12 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

How do you think they learned how to burn couches?

By watching West Virginia play Notre Dame in the 1989 Fiesta Bowl with tin foil and rabbit ears?

[SydneyCarton 47884]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

It's not SEC, but here's tOSU fans:

Listen, if I were them, I'd go after Weston Davis. Dude just got a huge ratings bump. 

[irishtexan 11445]

I like that they think $50k is some insurmountable amount of money that they can't overcome. 

[texifornia 56526]

3 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

I like that they think $50k is some insurmountable amount of money that they can't overcome. 

Especially since of all the historically dirty schools, Ohio State absolutely does have real NIL cash. Their fans just have a huge smooth brained contingent.

[Longhornlove 4779]

4 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

I like that they think $50k is some insurmountable amount of money that they can't overcome. 

That's just breakfast, what about the other meals?

[Mitch Cumsteen 18523]

This is the world's smallest violin playing for cheating ass Ohio State. I know that Baker isn't from Texas and as much I love Jordan Hicks, he doesn't quite square the account for Garrett Wilson, JSN, JK Dobbins, JT Barrett, Jeffrey Okuda, Baron Browning, Donovan Jackson, etc. Hell, we had to steal Ewers and Watts back from those couch burning assholes. Fuck Ohio State and that pedo Ryan Day forever. Here's to them never outbidding us for another recruit.

[Scholz 11933]

9 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

This is the world's smallest violin playing for cheating ass Ohio State. I know that Baker isn't from Texas and as much I love Jordan Hicks, he doesn't quite square the account for Garrett Wilson, JSN, JK Dobbins, JT Barrett, Jeffrey Okuda, Baron Browning, Donovan Jackson, etc. Hell, we had to steal Ewers and Watts back from those couch burning assholes. Fuck Ohio State and that pedo Ryan Day forever. Here's to them never outbidding us for another recruit.

[Duane Moore 5236]

3 hours ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

This is the world's smallest violin playing for cheating ass Ohio State. I know that Baker isn't from Texas and as much I love Jordan Hicks, he doesn't quite square the account for Garrett Wilson, JSN, JK Dobbins, JT Barrett, Jeffrey Okuda, Baron Browning, Donovan Jackson, etc. Hell, we had to steal Ewers and Watts back from those couch burning assholes. Fuck Ohio State and that pedo Ryan Day forever. Here's to them never outbidding us for another recruit.

Terrence Brooks was a signing day flip from them, IIRC. 

[ousux 5587]

Scott Van Pelt tells a great story about being near the tunnel that Bama was coming out of at halftime of the national title game against ND after the 2012 season. Bama was up 28-0 and just beating the absolute shit out of Notre Dame up and down the field.
Barrett Jones was leading the Bama team out of the tunnel and he turned around to the entire team, paused, and then shouts at the top of his lungs: "These assholes signed up for 60 minutes! It is our job to give that to them!" and then they stormed the field and finished beating the shit out of the Irish to the tune of closing out the blowout 42-14. 
I sure as shit hope to see Texas start taking that approach. That doesn't mean beating someone by 80 points and throwing deep with a minute left, but it does mean that every team Texas plays should leave the game feeling like, at a minimum, they were in a street fight for 60 minutes, and, at a maximum, they had their asses run over repeatedly and mentally defeated for the next time they come to Austin or UT comes to town. If Texas has a chance to embarrass Tech on T+1, they should damned well do it.

To beat teams mentally you've got to be like Bama has been the past decade. What I mean by that is teams see Texas on their schedule and think "well, even if we drop the game to Texas we'll still be in good position to run the table and land in X bowl"

[MisterP 127]

22 hours ago, Duane Moore said:

Terrence Brooks was a signing day flip from them, IIRC. 

THE POINTS STILL STANDS SIR

[msucolt45 3996]

Does Jimbo force his players to be indoctrinated at Fish Camp? Just saying what a “true ag” would ask?

Hook’em!!!

[msucolt45 3996]

If not that could be the “cause” for getting out of his contract, as not being true aggy!

Hook’em!!!

[TexasRenegade 2391]

On 9/19/2023 at 3:45 PM, Scholz said:

What is this GIF from?  It looks so dang familiar every time I see it, but I can't place it!!!

[cafe society 2841]

4 minutes ago, TexasRenegade said:

What is this GIF from?  It looks so dang familiar every time I see it, but I can't place it!!!

Whisky ad

[The Kendall Jackson 1]

On 9/15/2023 at 10:01 AM, texifornia said:

Well now we're going to have to turn this one into a broader enemy screenshot thread since these poor shmucks aren't on the SEC liferaft

 

My dream scenario:  we play fOU in the championship, crowd is chanting SEC before the game.  We kick their ass, fetti is falling down.  Yormack has to say the usual complimentary speech, hand out the trophy to us........all while chanting SEC 

[Texas Wahoo 3383]

4 hours ago, The Kendall Jackson said:

My dream scenario:  we play fOU in the championship, crowd is chanting SEC before the game.  We kick their ass, fetti is falling down.  Yormack has to say the usual complimentary speech, hand out the trophy to us........all while chanting SEC 

[Viper 12030]

5 hours ago, The Kendall Jackson said:

My dream scenario:  we play fOU in the championship, crowd is chanting SEC before the game.  We kick their ass, fetti is falling down.  Yormack has to say the usual complimentary speech, hand out the trophy to us........all while chanting SEC 

[TexasTroll 454]

7 hours ago, The Kendall Jackson said:

My dream scenario:  we play fOU in the championship, crowd is chanting SEC before the game.  We kick their ass, fetti is falling down.  Yormack has to say the usual complimentary speech, hand out the trophy to us........all while chanting SEC 

Fuck the chanting

Just grab the trophy and Texas will SEC  y’all later.

much later.

Edited September 22, 2023 by TexasTroll

[Magus Ossis 2784]

Or have the stadium play clips of "they'd rather lose to Alabama and Georgia than KSU and ISU" and "Take care of business in Austin" on a loop to a highlight reel of us beating Bama, ISU, KSU, and some Sugar Bowl vs UGA.

[Hank Chinaski 6310]

1 hour ago, Magus Ossis said:

Or have the stadium play clips of "they'd rather lose to Alabama and Georgia than KSU and ISU" and "Take care of business in Austin" on a loop to a highlight reel of us beating Bama, ISU, KSU, and some Sugar Bowl vs UGA.

[Elmer_Fudd 22109]

LSU worried about Moore already taking his second visit this year.

 

[Elmer_Fudd 22109]

More goods

 

[fattyflattie 4636]

I’m so mad we don’t have a monopoly on paying players anymore!!1!  Wah. Wah. Bah. 

[Scholz 11933]

5 hours ago, fattyflattie said:

I’m so mad we don’t have a monopoly on paying players anymore!!1!  Wah. Wah. Bah. 

No shit. Such dishonest hypocrites.

[utee94 15746]

I don't know, I think some of those folks actually believed they were landing all that talent because kids really do, honestly love... Baton Rouge.

So, some of them are just stupid, but not dishonest hypocrites.

What's most annoying though, is that these slapdicks from other states feel they are somehow entitled to any player in Texas they want, and that The University of Texas shouldn't have anything to say about that.  That's what decades of a tilted, SEC-bag-filled recruiting landscape has taught them, and watching them attempt to adapt to the new reality, is amusing and delicious..

 

[RomaVicta 29793]

8 hours ago, utee94 said:

I don't know, I think some of those folks actually believed they were landing all that talent because kids really do, honestly love... Baton Rouge.

So, some of them are just stupid, but not dishonest hypocrites.

What's most annoying though, is that these slapdicks from other states feel they are somehow entitled to any player in Texas they want, and that The University of Texas shouldn't have anything to say about that.  That's what decades of a tilted, SEC-bag-filled recruiting landscape has taught them, and watching them attempt to adapt to the new reality, is amusing and delicious..

 

I was unhappy with NIL and the way it was launched. So far, it's okay. We seem to be recruiting guys that aren't pure mercenaries.

I do love the squealing from the bag man schools about us paying above board legit NIL money. People who take Texas money are money whores. Losers clutching their pearls. Fuck them. Fuck the SEC.