2023 Fuck Fantasy Football

[ztejas 43418]

PPR - Higbee or Pitts at TE?

[ztejas 43418]

4 minutes ago, A-Tex Devil said:

Javante or Jamal Williams this weekend?  I know which is the better long term play.  Leaning toward Jamal even though I took Javante as my RB2.  0.5 PPR if it matters.  

Jamal. 

[C-Man 27214]

So is Kelce playing or nah? (He's heavily featured on both of my FF teams and I'd like to have a better sense if I need to burn a transaction to pick up a backstop TE.)

[Hammerin Hank 1227]

11 minutes ago, C-Man said:

So is Kelce playing or nah? (He's heavily featured on both of my FF teams and I'd like to have a better sense if I need to burn a transaction to pick up a backstop TE.)

I don’t know, but if I was Andy Reid I’d rest him. Wouldn’t want to risk further injury this early in the season 

[shadow_operative2.0 15966]

Helps to list the opponents when asking for start/sit advice. 

[ztejas 43418]

2 hours ago, ztejas said:

PPR - Higbee or Pitts at TE?

Higbee @ SEA, Pitts CAR

[ChickenSandwich 9833]

1 hour ago, C-Man said:

So is Kelce playing or nah? (He's heavily featured on both of my FF teams and I'd like to have a better sense if I need to burn a transaction to pick up a backstop TE.)

Hearing he’s out 

[shadow_operative2.0 15966]

11 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Higbee @ SEA, Pitts CAR

Pitts by the smallest of margins according to FantasyPros. 

 

TE roulette is gonna be fun as usual for most of us all season. 

[Darth Tron 1122]

With Kelce out, do I start Toney, or keep my wait and see approach?  I've got Scary Terry and Courtland Sutton in the wings.

[shadow_operative2.0 15966]

I'd go McLaurin over Toney, but list opponents. 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

Toney needs to be dropped, no pun . He should have negative value for that turd he put up tonight

[shadow_operative2.0 15966]

Yeah, I'd say McLaurin won't do that shit. 

[Doc Sam Beckett 5792]

21 hours ago, A-Tex Devil said:

Javante or Jamal Williams this weekend?  I know which is the better long term play.  Leaning toward Jamal even though I took Javante as my RB2.  0.5 PPR if it matters.  

 

I'm in the exact same situation, drafted Javante as my RB2. He seems to be doing well coming back from the injury and the Raiders suck. To be fair, my best RB on the bench is Kamara, so Javonte it is! 

 

21 hours ago, ztejas said:

PPR - Higbee or Pitts at TE?

Higbee this week. 

[ztejas 43418]

3 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Higbee this week. 

That's what I thought as well. 

[Darth Tron 1122]

I fell for the siren song of Kelce being out and Toney being potentially a beneficiary of that in the Chief's offense.  Lesson learnt. 

[CurlyDumps 4471]

If I drafted Pitts, I wouldn't be benching him in week 1 for Higbee. But I guess the experts have them ranked pretty close to each other.

[closetohumping 17439]

When does Gibbs take over for Montgomery 

[ChickenSandwich 9833]

Don’t think he does if Monty stays healthy. 
 

Gibbs is the new Pollard. 

Edited September 9, 2023 by ChickenSandwich

[Doc Sam Beckett 5792]

(AJ Dillon or Javante Williams) and Waddle for Devante Adams and Rachaad White 

[ChickenSandwich 9833]

Van Jefferson at SEA OR 

M pittman v JAX

 

.5ppr

[ztejas 43418]

Aiyuk with 33 on my bench.

Oh well 

[closetohumping 17439]

Hill or Edwards or neither

[ztejas 43418]

And I had Jakobi Myers with 29 on my bench in another league. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15966]

Burrow for A-Rich... Who says no? 

[Captain Obvious 516]

On 9/9/2023 at 1:29 AM, ChickenSandwich said:

Don’t think he does if Monty stays healthy. 
 

Gibbs is the new Pollard. 

Slight disagreement.  I think it'll be closer to a true timeshare like Williams and Swift last year unless Gibbs does something to piss off the coaching staff.

[Scraps 13561]

So you are telling me a team who has Kelce, Christian Watson, and JK Dobbins loses on week 1

About to fire my GM

[closetohumping 17439]

Wtf did najee Harris do to tomlin?

[closetohumping 17439]

Wtf did najee Harris do to tomlin?

[shadow_operative2.0 15966]

RIP to all Garrett Wilson owners. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15966]

^ That was before the absolutely filthy catch. 

[Doc Sam Beckett 5792]

What do y'all think.... 

I send Mahomes and Evans 

I get Amon-Ra St Brown and Waddle 

 

My depth at the positions in question 

Qb - Watson, Fields 

Wr - Ridley, Higgins, Hopkins, Doubs 

[HornPhD 1368]

49 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

What do y'all think.... 

I send Mahomes and Evans 

I get Amon-Ra St Brown and Waddle 

 

My depth at the positions in question 

Qb - Watson, Fields 

Wr - Ridley, Higgins, Hopkins, Doubs 

Edited September 12, 2023 by HornPhD

[Doc Sam Beckett 5792]

3 minutes ago, HornPhD said:

Thanks, didn't know that site existed 

[HornPhD 1368]

32 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Thanks, didn't know that site existed 

There are a few more sites that analyze trades. You can also check the fantasypros rankings. In my league (PPR), Brown (4)and Waddle (10) are both top 10 receivers in the “rest of season” rankings; whereas, Evans is #30. Mahomes (1), Fields (6) and Watson (10) are all top ten (ROS). 

[shadow_operative2.0 15966]

Rostering 3 QBs is odd. 

[Doc Sam Beckett 5792]

3 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Rostering 3 QBs is odd. 

There was a moron who filled his bench with QBs and then had to drop some to get depth at other places. He'll beat me the first round of the playoffs after I go 13-2 in the regular season. 

[closetohumping 17439]

Went 2-2.  
Had second highest point total in one league and lost

 

but won in another league by 1 point and my opponent had Rodgers

[Hammerin Hank 1227]

I also went 2-2 for the week.

My opponent in one league had Daniel Jones at qb. Lucky me right? Wrong because I had Joe Burrow get 1.18 points and Chigoziem Okonkwo get 0. 

[Anton Chigurh 3319]

4-0, bitches!

Lotta rusty QB play out there.

[A-Tex Devil 2446]

So I got Allgeier as a handcuff for Robinson, but now I think I have to start him now?  My other RB is McCaffrey (a Superflex league, so I got McCaffrey and Robinson in 1 and 2).

But my WR 3 options to put in flex are Doubs, Cooks, Zay Jones, so I presume I start Allgeier before all of those WRs until he and Bijan fail me or run up against a stellar run defense, right?

Edited September 13, 2023 by A-Tex Devil

[Hammerin Hank 1227]

17 minutes ago, A-Tex Devil said:

So I got Allgeier as a handcuff for Robinson, but now I think I have to start him now?  My other RB is McCaffrey (a Superflex league, so I got McCaffrey and Robinson in 1 and 2).

But my WR 3 options to put in flex are Doubs, Cooks, Zay Jones, so I presume I start Allgeier before all of those WRs until he and Bijan fail me or run up against a stellar run defense, right?

I would at least consider Zay Jones this week since they’re playing KC and it should be a high scoring game. It’s  the 2nd highest over/under for the week 

[HiggyBaby 2529]

Standard league. My WR group is fairly weak. I have Brandin Cooks on my bench but I’m thinking I may drop him and grab Jakobi Meyers off waivers, even with his concussion protocol. Seems like he has a higher floor. Yes or no?

[shadow_operative2.0 15966]

Yes. 

[ztejas 43418]

PPR - Rachad White home vs. CHI or Miles Sanders home vs. NO

[closetohumping 17439]

Swift and Addison were on my bench

[Scraps 13561]

I swapped in Addison last minute for Christian Watson cause I didn't know if Watson was gonna play 

[Anton Chigurh 3319]

I started Addison in a league that has a 50+ yard TD bonus, so that was like a 15 point TD. Not bad.

[ztejas 43418]

10 hours ago, closetohumping said:

Swift and Addison were on my bench

Jesus.

[ztejas 43418]

Fucking dipshits in my leagues, man.

[Scraps 13561]

Cool...Ekeler listed as doubtful with ankle injury

Fucking hell