2023 Fuck Fantasy Football

[tokamak 6,391]

RIP to Zack Moss owners (myself included x2)

[shadow_operative2.0 15,947]

^ Or not. 

[tokamak 6,391]

1 hour ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

^ Or not. 

Sitting on my bench in both leagues. I’m really good at this. 

[Celery Man 20,931]

shoulda told y'all that i benched D. Waller this week in favor of Henry.

[Celery Man 20,931]

It’s so predictable how that happens. Won’t matter all that much I don’t think but yep, this is the week Waller actually gets a few points and Henry gets nada.

[HiggyBaby 2,529]

I’m in first and up against the second place guy. Just need a solid night from CMC, Deebo, and the San Fran kicker. And for Puka to come down with a case of food poisoning at halftime this aftenoon.

[shadow_operative2.0 15,947]

79 from Chase & Etienne, gonna lose. 

Fun game. 

[Scraps 13,560]

bruhhh

Destroying my opponent.  

Then Kittle and CMC play.  

Fuck me 

Also nice effort Devonta Adams 

[HiggyBaby 2,529]

Lost by three after the Niners pulled their starters. Such is life. Didn’t help that cmc had a subpar night either.

[EvilCaseMcCoy 691]

1 hour ago, HiggyBaby said:

Lost by three after the Niners pulled their starters. Such is life. Didn’t help that cmc had a subpar night either.

Same

[achooloco 1,067]

Trade question. In ppr redraft I have CMC just not all that confident he plays out the year. Have sun god, puka, rhamondre, Andrews, everyone else basically just average wr and no real rb depth. 

should I trade CMC for moss, Taylor, Christian  Kirk?

Edited October 9, 2023 by achooloco

[HornPhD 1,368]

Guy in our league did pretty well this week.

He also had the SF defense. And Breece Hall on the bench.

[shadow_operative2.0 15,947]

6 hours ago, Scraps said:

Also nice effort Devonta Adams 

Assume you mean Smith? 

You had me scared Davante was already ruled out for tonight. Need him & Jacobs to party in the end zone. 

[Scraps 13,560]

Assume you mean Smith? 
You had me scared Davante was already ruled out for tonight. Need him & Jacobs to party in the end zone. 

Yes Smith my bad. I have Adams as well going tonight so maybe I am just foredhadowing.

[shadow_operative2.0 15,947]

Yeah, he'll probably last a series. 

[Hank_Hill 18,791]

I averaged 130 points the first 4 games….got 10.5 points combined out of my top 5 draft picks yesterday. Love it!

[Doc Sam Beckett 5,792]

4 hours ago, achooloco said:

Trade question. In ppr redraft I have CMC just not all that confident he plays out the year. Have sun god, puka, rhamondre, Andrews, everyone else basically just average wr and no real rb depth. 

should I trade CMC for moss, Taylor, Christian  Kirk?

Alright dude, clean this shit up and re-submit, preferably in English, but Spanish works too 

[achooloco 1,067]

Lol, in this redraft PPR league I have Christian Mccaffrey but I doubt his versatility and am thinking he will not last the year considering his usage and injury history. The other players on my team are Amon-ra St. Brown, Puka Nacua, rhamondre Stevenson, mark andrews, and the rest meh (Christian Watson, drake london, George Pickens, tank dell, Jaleel McLaughlin, rashee rice).

so should I trade Mccaffrey for Jonathan Taylor, Zach moss, and Christian kirk? 

[Hank_Hill 18,791]

Trading away the highest scorer in fantasy for a lesser RB and Christian Kirk based off a hunch seems ill advised

Edited October 9, 2023 by Hank_Hill

[Scraps 13,560]

Also Ramondre sucks dick

[Doc Sam Beckett 5,792]

2 hours ago, achooloco said:

Lol, in this redraft PPR league I have Christian Mccaffrey but I doubt his versatility and am thinking he will not last the year considering his usage and injury history. The other players on my team are Amon-ra St. Brown, Puka Nacua, rhamondre Stevenson, mark andrews, and the rest meh (Christian Watson, drake london, George Pickens, tank dell, Jaleel McLaughlin, rashee rice).

so should I trade Mccaffrey for Jonathan Taylor, Zach moss, and Christian kirk? 

 

1 hour ago, Hank_Hill said:

Trading away the highest scorer in fantasy for a lesser RB and Christian Kirk based off a hunch seems ill advised

2 WR and a flex? I'm conflicted here....CMC is legit, but I think I would probably pull the trigger for CMC for Taylor and Kirk. I don't think Kirk is super special, but he should be WR2 on a good offense, and once Taylor gets going, he should be right behind CMC 

Soooo

Rhamondre Stevenson

Jonathan Taylor 

Amon Ra 

Puka 

Kirk 

?? 

I say do it, but I'm a dumbfuck 

[Firemans4Horn 18,034]

44 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Also Ramondre sucks dick

Have you seen his QB? He’s giving out pick 6’s like they’re candy on Halloween. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15,947]

On 10/7/2023 at 7:22 PM, HiggyBaby said:

Nico Collins
Deebo Samuel
Jakobi Meyers
Zay Flowers

Nico & who else did you go with? 

[achooloco 1,067]

1 hour ago, Hank_Hill said:

Trading away the highest scorer in fantasy for a lesser RB and Christian Kirk based off a hunch seems ill advised

 

36 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

 

2 WR and a flex? I'm conflicted here....CMC is legit, but I think I would probably pull the trigger for CMC for Taylor and Kirk. I don't think Kirk is super special, but he should be WR2 on a good offense, and once Taylor gets going, he should be right behind CMC 

Soooo

Rhamondre Stevenson

Jonathan Taylor 

Amon Ra 

Puka 

Kirk 

?? 

I say do it, but I'm a dumbfuck 

yeah, it really is the injury concern with McCaffrey but Jonathan Taylor also has that so I'm torn. It is my family league so finally really trying this year (3rd year ever) after my little cousin talked shit. I'm thinking Zach Moss yesterday was a fluke so really just Taylor/Kirk for McCaffrey. I'm leaning towards yes but if anything I'm also a dumbfuck at this so if I'm thinking yes I should probably not do it. 

edit: 2 rb, 2 wr, 2 flex 

Edited October 10, 2023 by achooloco

[Firemans4Horn 18,034]

I’d do Taylor and a better WR than Kirk for CMC. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15,947]

Clearly Jakobi was the play. 

[HiggyBaby 2,529]

21 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Nico & who else did you go with? 

Ended up benching Nico and went with flowers and Deebo. So unless Meyers goes off tonight it seems like the best combo. Zay was oh so close a few times. 

Clearly Jakobi was the play. 

Well fuck

[shadow_operative2.0 15,947]

On 10/8/2023 at 5:45 PM, shadow_operative2.0 said:

79 from Chase & Etienne, gonna lose. 

Fun game. 

1.9 combined from Doubs/Henry/Maher/Wash D. 

Fun game. 

[Firemans4Horn 18,034]

PPR:

What 2 for 1 package would you make for Devonte Adams (owner needs RB’s) and what 2 for 1 package would you make for Ekeler (his roster sucks)?

 

[Doc Sam Beckett 5,792]

4 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

PPR:

What 2 for 1 package would you make for Devonte Adams (owner needs RB’s) and what 2 for 1 package would you make for Ekeler (his roster sucks)?

 

Mixon and Puka for ??? Devante I guess, is that his best WR? Or for Ekeler, your roster is pretty stacked 

[Scraps 13,560]

You dont need Adams dude.

Ekeler is a bitch who has a torn vagina so not sure why you want him either. I mean he would be an upgrade to Mixon, but the chance of him playing long term probably sucks ass cause im sure he will bitch out again here shortly

[tokamak 6,391]

Some clown just offered me Justin Jefferson for Travis Kelce. Like, today. The latest reporting on Jefferson is that his injury is "probably not season-ending", so that's cool I guess.

[zman13 178]

There's always someone who offers you their backup WR for your RB1 and when you decline, goes to the chat and says "NOBODY WANTS TO TRADE!!!"

[HiggyBaby 2,529]

There's always someone who offers you their backup WR for your RB1 and when you decline, goes to the chat and says "NOBODY WANTS TO TRADE!!!"

Are you in my league? I mean giving you KWIII in exchange for Thielen may sound good to you but nah bruh, I’m good.

[shadow_operative2.0 15,947]

Now that D'Onta is Chi's starter... 

Foreman v. Minn or Rhamondre @ Vegas, full-PPR? 

[HiggyBaby 2,529]

17 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Now that D'Onta is Chi's starter... 

Foreman v. Minn or Rhamondre @ Vegas, full-PPR? 

D’Onta is a nice run/catch threat out of the backfield  and the Minny D blows. I wouldn’t touch anything Patriots but that’s just me.  

[HiggyBaby 2,529]

And there’s this factoid


Justin Fields targets his running backs third-most (22.4% tied with Brock Purdy and Desmond Ridder).

[HiggyBaby 2,529]

In hindsight, maybe picking up the San Fran kicker off waivers wasn’t the best choice. 

[T’Boo Ted Marshall 2,732]

Oh Deebo.

[shadow_operative2.0 15,947]

On 10/14/2023 at 4:33 PM, HiggyBaby said:

D’Onta is a nice run/catch threat out of the backfield  and the Minny D blows. I wouldn’t touch anything Patriots but that’s just me.  

You're fired! 

[Celery Man 20,931]

Now we see if Darren Waller and a 24.5 lead is enough to hold off the Buffalo defense and the Buffalo punter.

[Doc Sam Beckett 5,792]

Fantasy Football is on drugs this year

[HiggyBaby 2,529]

CMC going offline. Nice knowing y’all, time to delete the app.

[EvilCaseMcCoy 691]

2 hours ago, HiggyBaby said:

CMC going offline. Nice knowing y’all, time to delete the app.

CMC owner here too.  Been holding Eli Mitchell all year for this inevitable opportunity.  Although, not sure he's the guy now or if Mason will he the lead dog. 

[BurntOrangeBlooded15 1,566]

This one might seem like a duh one but I wanna get y’all’s thoughts 

 

I’d be receiving

- D. Adams

- Waddle

- Waller

 

I’d be giving up

- Thielen

- LaPorta

- McLaurin  

[HiggyBaby 2,529]

In a standard league would you rather have Pickens or A. Cooper ROS? 

[shadow_operative2.0 15,947]

Kyren Williams out next week. That ain’t cool, he’s been great. 

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/38674084/source-rams-rb-kyren-williams-ankle-likely-vs-steelers

[ChickenSandwich 9,825]

6 hours ago, BurntOrangeBlooded15 said:

This one might seem like a duh one but I wanna get y’all’s thoughts 

 

I’d be receiving

- D. Adams

- Waddle

- Waller

 

I’d be giving up

- Thielen

- LaPorta

- McLaurin  

I’d rather be team Waddle Adams. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15,947]

On 10/2/2023 at 5:15 PM, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Yep. Start with 17 teams, lowest score is kicked out each week starting in W2. My recent finishes… 

3rd
First out 
Win 
Probably done tonight 

Very consistent. 

And that CeeDee catch sends me home in week 6. Shitty season from day 1. 

[Doc Sam Beckett 5,792]

11 hours ago, BurntOrangeBlooded15 said:

This one might seem like a duh one but I wanna get y’all’s thoughts 

 

I’d be receiving

- D. Adams

- Waddle

- Waller

 

I’d be giving up

- Thielen

- LaPorta

- McLaurin