2023 Fuck Fantasy Football

[Firemans4Horn 18,498]

Lost the Levis waivers race this morning. Hopped on the Heinecke roller coaster

 

[HiggyBaby 2,615]

Bye week killing me. Picked up Kincaid in case Puka doesn’t go. 
 

edit: and now I see Pierce is Q. Great. 

Edited November 2, 2023 by HiggyBaby

[elguapo 4,620]

[ztejas 44,114]

Thought y'all would like this. 

 

 

[HiggyBaby 2,615]

Cmon tua do something 

[Js1 86,922]

Was going up against Hill and Waddle. Somehow them only getting 21 points combined is a miracle 

[Firemans4Horn 18,498]

Outside of week 18 this might be the worst week of fantasy football I’ve ever seen due to all the shitty starting and backup qb’s that are playing this week. 

[Celery Man 21,076]

I’m still going to lose this game probably but I’m feeling good about filling my bye week hole with Noah Brown, damn. Also, I guess I’ll just drop Waller now and never look back, damn Henry

[shadow_operative2.0 16,176]

Impressive projections. 

[Celery Man 21,076]

I’ve scored 883 points prior to this week, haven’t had a game under 100. This is a bad one for sure.

[shadow_operative2.0 16,176]

KWIII is sticking it in me too. 

[Celery Man 21,076]

21.3 points from Noah Brown who was 1% rostered when I dropped J Palmer for him on Thursday. Man I’m glad I picked him up just so I paid attention to that game. I’m jumping on the Texans wagon, what a game.

[HiggyBaby 2,615]

1 hour ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

KWIII is sticking it in me too. 

Same. If I pull this out, it’s gonna be a miracle. Thankfully even if I do manage to lose this one I’ll still be in first because everybody else is getting blowed up. This week sucks .

[HiggyBaby 2,615]

Sometimes you just have to suck less than the other guy

[T’Boo Ted Marshall 2,779]

8 teams in our league.  Half sit at 4-5 and the other half at 5-4.  

[shadow_operative2.0 16,176]

Do we finally pull the string & start CJ over Herbert this week? 

CJ at Cincy 

Herbert v. Det 

[Js1 86,922]

2 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Do we finally pull the string & start CJ over Herbert this week? 

CJ at Cincy 

Herbert v. Det 

Jets defense definitely fucks with QBs. Remember Allen having a horrendous game against them early in the season.  I don’t buy the Texans OL against Cincy. Think Herbert will be okay 

[HiggyBaby 2,615]

I only have Herbert this weekend. I’ll let you know how that turns out Sunday night. He’s been nails up until the Jets so I’m confident.

[closetohumping 17,776]

On 11/5/2023 at 12:04 PM, Celery Man said:

I’m still going to lose this game probably but I’m feeling good about filling my bye week hole with Noah Brown, damn. Also, I guess I’ll just drop Waller now and never look back, damn Henry

Lost a game by five points and had Kenneth walker on my team. Come on dude

 

 

 

 

 

fields vs Carolina    
 

          Or

 

midget vs falcons

[closetohumping 17,776]

8 hours ago, T’Boo Ted Marshall said:

8 teams in our league.  Half sit at 4-5 and the other half at 5-4.  

[shadow_operative2.0 16,176]

4 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

fields vs Carolina

Or

midget vs falcons

There has to be a better option somewhere, doubt Fields even plays on Thursday. 

[HiggyBaby 2,615]

45 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

There has to be a better option somewhere, doubt Fields even plays on Thursday. 

Yeah, those are pretty bad options, anybody on the waiver wire?

[closetohumping 17,776]

6 minutes ago, HiggyBaby said:

Yeah, those are pretty bad options, anybody on the waiver wire?

Carr

Mac

Pickett

Oconnell

Wilson

Yep that kind of week

[Js1 86,922]

Carr probably 

[shadow_operative2.0 16,176]

Yeah, he's gone 5 straight weeks between 17-22 in ESPN scoring, better than the rest of those scrubs. 

[HiggyBaby 2,615]

Carr is top 10 this week.  Even Pickett is better than those other two.  Pickett has somebody else besides Pickens to throw to so his numbers should start improving .

Edited November 8, 2023 by HiggyBaby

[Scraps 13,744]

Got beat by .43 in one league last week and tied in another league 

what in the fuck man 

 

The guy I tied with has played me twice this season so far and both fucking times we have tied.  

Edited November 8, 2023 by Scraps

[Scraps 13,744]

13 hours ago, closetohumping said:

Lost a game by five points and had Kenneth walker on my team. Come on dude

 

 

 

 

 

fields vs Carolina    
 

          Or

 

midget vs falcons

I am going all in on Kyler this week.  I have Hurts on my teams so I picked midget up for every one of them and am starting him if he actual gets the go 

[HiggyBaby 2,615]

Do I swap either of my bench guys for a W/T slot here? Kincaid has me tempted against DEN.
Standard league.

[Firemans4Horn 18,498]

I wouldn’t have a non Kelce/Andrews tight end on my roster in a league like that. 

[Doc Sam Beckett 5,854]

5 hours ago, Scraps said:

I am going all in on Kyler this week.  I have Hurts on my teams so I picked midget up for every one of them and am starting him if he actual gets the go 

Same here. I have the holy trinity of suck with Fields, Watson, and the midget, and Kyler is the best option of the three 

[shadow_operative2.0 16,176]

Fields officially out. 

[ChickenSandwich 9,918]

.5ppr 2rb, 3wr

Send Jerome Ford receive Hollywood?

RBs

Barkley, Mixon, Gibbs, Ford, Bigsby

WR

Olave, D Johnson, Sutton, Doubs, Smith-N, 

 

Hopefully Kyler is back

[Hank_Hill 19,744]

On some bullshit this week with a lot of byes, Lockett or Taysom in the flex (half ppr)?

Edited November 9, 2023 by Hank_Hill

[shadow_operative2.0 16,176]

Taysom, almost 58 pts last 3. Bubble will burst at some point, but you’ll be real mad if it’s not this week. 

[Hank_Hill 19,744]

Yea was very happy to have him last week with Laporta sitting

[ChickenSandwich 9,918]

Anyone trying to buy low for Hollywood Brown with Kyler coming back?

[shadow_operative2.0 16,176]

Apparently you. 

[Js1 86,922]

Man I am struggling with my RB choices for this week. Looks like I may be going double Horns with Bijan and Foreman.  Gus Bus is tempting because he is a goal line stud, but that Cleveland defense is really really good and he may not have opportunities (also have Justin Tucker because hoping for a lot of FGs).  Both Arizona and Carolina have some shitty run defenses, but will Bijan even get the ball? 

Can't even decide on a FLEX this week - Gabe Davis burned me last week at WR2 (0 points) so I don't trust him. Drake London is questionable again, so my options are Davis, Gus or Taysom Hill.  The Saints seem to have figured out that Taysom can run, throw and catch, and he's been a 16+ scorer the last 3 weeks.  NO seems to have figured out how to use him. 

I don't need a win this week (still atop the league at 8-1, 2 games ahead of 2nd place), but I need the bragging rights because I'm playing a shit talking motherfucker of a best friend. 

Edited November 9, 2023 by Js1

[shadow_operative2.0 16,176]

Taysom at Flex for the exact same reason as stated above. 

[Js1 86,922]

9 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Taysom at Flex for the exact same reason as stated above. 

Hate sitting Gus Bus (21.4, 29.4, 17.2 the last 3 weeks) but he only got 6.9 the last time BAL faced CLE so I think he's the odd one out.

You right.  Gotta trust the Mormon.

[shadow_operative2.0 16,176]

I'm starting Gus over D'Onta in one league simply because I avoid TNF when at all possible, studs obviously excluded. 

[Hank_Hill 19,744]

4 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

I'm starting Gus over D'Onta in one league simply because I avoid TNF when at all possible, studs obviously excluded. 

5 points already in first quarter. I only started him because swift is out but playing Carolinas shitty run D and CHI with their back up QB set up pretty nice.

Edited November 10, 2023 by Hank_Hill

[closetohumping 17,776]

Asshole offers me:

Schultz/Herbert for Justin Jefferson

 

I counter with:

Kamara/Sutton  for Collins/McCafferey

 

He accidentally accepts.  

[shadow_operative2.0 16,176]

D’Onta did not appreciate my post. 

[HiggyBaby 2,615]

Someone just dropped Davante Adams in my league. Is he done or worth a waiver pick up?

[Js1 86,922]

Damn, Hockenstein is limited today and will not get a lot of snaps. 

Bench him, pick up Ferguson and keep Taysom in FLEX? Or move Taysom to TE and insert London as FLEX?

[Doc Sam Beckett 5,854]

On 11/8/2023 at 9:26 PM, ChickenSandwich said:

.5ppr 2rb, 3wr

Send Jerome Ford receive Hollywood?

RBs

Barkley, Mixon, Gibbs, Ford, Bigsby

WR

Olave, D Johnson, Sutton, Doubs, Smith-N, 

 

Hopefully Kyler is back

I would take that trade. Theoretically Hollywood fills the Dhop role for Kyler but what do I know 

[shadow_operative2.0 16,176]

3 hours ago, Js1 said:

Damn, Hockenstein is limited today and will not get a lot of snaps. 

Bench him, pick up Ferguson and keep Taysom in FLEX? Or move Taysom to TE and insert London as FLEX?

TJ, clearly. 

[Js1 86,922]

3 hours ago, Js1 said:

Damn, Hockenstein is limited today and will not get a lot of snaps. 

Bench him, pick up Ferguson and keep Taysom in FLEX? Or move Taysom to TE and insert London as FLEX?

And of course Hockenstein goes off today. Fuck my life