2023 Fuck Fantasy Football

[shadow_operative2.0 15950]

28 minutes ago, UnivTex34 said:

Yeah, i need the chargers to score some points. My opponent picked up the raiders D earlier this week.

Now it really hurts. 

[UnivTex34 1763]

1 minute ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Now it really hurts. 

goddamnit

[shadow_operative2.0 15950]

Now it REALLY hurts! 

[UnivTex34 1763]

FUCK

[closetohumping 17437]

12 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

42-0, it would be really cool if Ekeler just undressed at half. 

Hey remember when he used to be Austin Ekeler?

[Hook1997 5351]

Start Ezekiel Elliot over J. Gibbs or D Hopkins this week or no?

[Celery Man 20933]

On 12/15/2023 at 10:29 AM, closetohumping said:

Hey remember when he used to be Austin Ekeler?

[Celery Man 20933]

On 12/11/2023 at 4:02 PM, Celery Man said:

Got another blank from Noah Brown and probably am going to give up there. Even though I think part of my rationale was correct in that Jordan Addison is going to be a pretty touchdown or nothing choice moving forward.

 

Still managed to win - I have the most points scored and fewest points against in the league. I’m 12-1 and expecting to get knocked out in the first round of the playoffs.

 

On 12/11/2023 at 10:51 PM, Celery Man said:

I guess give up is a strong word, but I imagine there’s no Stroud next week? No Stroud I’m back to hoping Addison catches something deflected off a defender’s helmet.

Well now that the passtronaut is the pastronaut Addison is worth something again.

[shadow_operative2.0 15950]

I cut Addison for Antonio Gibson today since my opponent currently only has one starting RB. Oh well, Addison wasn't starting anyway. 

 

Now I just have to decide of I'm gonna pull the trigger with Gibson over KWIII. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15950]

11 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

Start Ezekiel Elliot over J. Gibbs or D Hopkins this week or no?

Gibbs, clearly. 

[Hook1997 5351]

27 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Gibbs, clearly. 

Elliot over Hopkins for tomorrow probably.  Gibbs is doing good so far.  

[CBT 1282]

Likely vs Waller and Geno vs Tua. Thoughts?

[ChickenSandwich 9829]

Do we know if Geno will play?  
 

Weather vs Waller - coin flip 

 

If Olave sits…

Marquise Brown vs SF 

Smith-Nigba v Philly

Zay Jones vs Baltimore 

 

.5 PPR. All at home 

[UnivTex34 1763]

FYI for you Hurts owners. He is questionable with illness. Traveling separately from the team. May want to explore other options. I pick up Mariota as an emergency option.

[T’Boo Ted Marshall 2732]

Well now that the passtronaut is the pastronaut Addison is worth something again.

He’s worth a lot sitting on my bench this week.

[Stunns38 3460]

Looks like Aaron Jones is back. Should I start him (vs Tampa) at FLEX or Kittle(vs ARI)? PPR league. Thanks

He’s worth a lot sitting on my bench this week.

Same

[Hammerin Hank 1225]

1 minute ago, Stunns38 said:

Looks like Aaron Jones is back. Should I start him (vs Tampa) at FLEX or Kittle(vs ARI)? PPR league. Thanks

Same

Dillon is out so Jones should get a lot of touches.

[Celery Man 20933]

lol looks like I’m rolling Noah Brown regardless with Tyreek out 

[Hammerin Hank 1225]

Achane vs Jets or Pollard at Buffalo?

[Hammerin Hank 1225]

1 hour ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Do we know if Geno will play?  
 

Weather vs Waller - coin flip 

 

If Olave sits…

Marquise Brown vs SF 

Smith-Nigba v Philly

Zay Jones vs Baltimore 

 

.5 PPR. All at home 

I think Marquis. If the 49ers put up big numbers Arizona is going to have to throw the ball a lot

[Stunns38 3460]

Achane vs Jets or Pollard at Buffalo?

Jets have a better D but Tyreek is out so I’d imagine Achane will be used even more in the pass game.

It’s hard to predict anything about Pollard.

I’d personally go with Achane but not with a ton of confidence over Pollard.

[ChickenSandwich 9829]

12 minutes ago, Hammerin Hank said:

I think Marquis. If the 49ers put up big numbers Arizona is going to have to throw the ball a lot

Was the obvious choice if not for heel injury. Didnt practice all week even after a bye week, left last game in the first quarter with same injury after not practicing the week prior. Think I'm forced to play Ngiba for the floor

[Hammerin Hank 1225]

14 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Was the obvious choice if not for heel injury. Didnt practice all week even after a bye week, left last game in the first quarter with same injury after not practicing the week prior. Think I'm forced to play Ngiba for the floor

My bad. I forgot he got injured 

[Hammerin Hank 1225]

19 minutes ago, Stunns38 said:

Jets have a better D but Tyreek is out so I’d imagine Achane will be used even more in the pass game.

It’s hard to predict anything about Pollard.

I’d personally go with Achane but not with a ton of confidence over Pollard.

I lost track of time and left Pollard in. Hopefully the Cowboys have a big day because I have Dak and CD going in that league too.  Started Achane in another league 

[ChickenSandwich 9829]

13 minutes ago, Hammerin Hank said:

I lost track of time and left Pollard in. Hopefully the Cowboys have a big day because I have Dak and CD going in that league too.  Started Achane in another league 

Would have been my lean just due to O/U and wind vs rain. 

[Firemans4Horn 18036]

I’m going to start Browning over Mahomes next week.

[Hammerin Hank 1225]

Ty Lockett vs Eagles or Antonio Gibson at Rams? Gibson is the starter with Robinson out. Lockett is hit or miss with big upside. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15950]

Gibson 

[Js1 85297]

Man, starting Bijan is always hit or miss. Today is bad 

[Stunns38 3460]

Man, starting Bijan is always hit or miss. Today is bad 

He’s going to lose me my game I think.
He’s too damn good to not be a factor. And they’re considering keeping the HC. SMH.

[ChickenSandwich 9829]

51 minutes ago, Hammerin Hank said:

Ty Lockett vs Eagles or Antonio Gibson at Rams? Gibson is the starter with Robinson out. Lockett is hit or miss with big upside. 

Gibson

[Celery Man 20933]

3 hours ago, Celery Man said:

lol looks like I’m rolling Noah Brown regardless with Tyreek out 

[ztejas 43414]

Bijan with a smooth 0.

Henry at least got me 5 in my other league. So there's that.

Edited December 17, 2023 by ztejas

[Firemans4Horn 18036]

Love the week when your bench scores way more than your starters. Especially in the playoffs. 

[Js1 85297]

I have a decent lead heading into week 2 of the playoff semis even with Bijan and London putting up a combined 4.8 points. Jesus fucking Christ. Tucker will add to my lead. 

[Hammerin Hank 1225]

I was on this thread bitching early in the season because I lost Nick Chubb and Mike Williams in weeks 2 and 3. I assumed the season was over after losing those players. That team fought back to finish 10-4 and in 1st place. And then proceeded to get demolished 146-87 today.  What a kick in the nuts. At least I’m still alive in one of my leagues 

[shadow_operative2.0 15950]

I walked away when all the late games were in hand thinking I was easily 2-0 today. Then apparently McLaurin happened, now it's a true sweat. Mother fucker. 

Kincaid's big fat 0 certainly didn't help. 

[Celery Man 20933]

Lamar, Etienne, and KWIII to beat DeVonta Smith +19 points. Pretty good position to be in given that I lost Tyreek and my opponent just got 34 points from J Cook

[Enemy07 288]

Any of you go against Cook 36, McCaffrey 40, R Rice 26, and Raiders D 26? Raises hand. How the hell can someone get so lucky.

Edited December 18, 2023 by Enemy07

[shadow_operative2.0 15950]

I won't be too greedy, 20 out of Etienne will be just fine. 

[Enemy07 288]

1 hour ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

I won't be too greedy, 20 out of Etienne will be just fine. 

I need 30. We are getting 30.

[shadow_operative2.0 15950]

He better fucking hurry. 

[Blotto 23491]

4 hours ago, Enemy07 said:

Any of you go against Cook 36, McCaffrey 40, R Rice 26, and Raiders D 26? Raises hand. How the hell can someone get so lucky.

Heh. Here's the lineup I rolled out for this week in the league I'm moving on in

I picked up the raiders D 20 minutes before game time on Thursday on a whim. Coulda been worse as I sat Goff in favor of Love.

Edited December 18, 2023 by Blotto

[ChickenSandwich 9829]

McBride and The Ride survives and advances. 
 

Thank you Gibbs 

[Celery Man 20933]

Not feeling confident about kw3+7 to hold off DeVonta Smith

[shadow_operative2.0 15950]

Started Gibson over KWIII, will very likely end my season. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15950]

Yep, that's a wrap in one league since Swift couldn't score there to prevent the Jalen shove. Fuck. 

 

One league left. 

[UnivTex34 1763]

Fuck me I hate this game.

Been unstoppable in my vamp league. He gets 29 from the Raiders D, and between Bijan getting -1.6 and those two picks from Hurts, I lose by less than 1 full point. I beat every other team in the playoffs, but the guy im playing.

[shadow_operative2.0 15950]

Yeah, tonight fucking sucks. 

[Firemans4Horn 18036]

3 out of the 6 playoff games in the leagues I care about came down to the final play. And not hail Mary dependent; like 1 point either way.  Great weekend of playoff fantasy entertainment in my world.