2023 Fuck Fantasy Football

[shadow_operative2.0 16,172]

Those two Hail Mary picks Fields threw at the end of each half also fucked me. 4 pts for Cle D, I lose by 3. 

[ztejas 44,114]

Bijan the only thing that got in the way of my opponent getting totally assblasted in R1.

7 straight Ws in this league now after starting 2-6.

[Enemy07 340]

2 hours ago, UnivTex34 said:

Fuck me I hate this game.

Been unstoppable in my vamp league. He gets 29 from the Raiders D, and between Bijan getting -1.6 and those two picks from Hurts, I lose by less than 1 full point. I beat every other team in the playoffs, but the guy im playing.

Yep. Raiders D was a safe play. But the game happened as nobody predicted. I expected 10-15 from them. But any given Sunday right?

[Js1 86,913]

Playing Bijan for the rest of my playoffs scares me but I got this far with Art Smith treating him like DJ Monroe so I have to stick it out 

[Hammerin Hank 1,230]

Needed 6 points from Jake Elliot last night, but only got 5. I’m now eliminated from the 3 leagues I was alive in thanks to running up against Baker Mayfield x2 and Jared Goff. Fuck fantasy football 

[Celery Man 21,076]

2 out of Etienne, KW3, and Pacheco? Honestly not sure which one to sit, maybe Pacheco if he’s still half injured, although he killed it last time he went out.

Also starting to question Jackson vs Purdy again. Default position is Jackson but 49ers have been getting points

[Prepuce of Doom 21,258]

Need help in deciding which team defense to use:

Washington (at NYJ, who is giving up the second most points according to our league's settings), Green Bay (at Carolina, who is giving up the third most points), or Seattle (at Tennessee, who is giving up the eighth most points). 

I think I am leaning towards Washington. 

[T’Boo Ted Marshall 2,778]

Ooof. #1 seed heading in to the playoffs. 6 game win streak.

Purdy is QB1 but has a tough matchup vs Baltimore. Fields is my Qb2.
Debating Pacheco and Barkley as RB2 with Henry as RB1 and Kamara at flex.
Non PPR league.

[HornPhD 1,384]

QB: Allen

WR1: Lamb

WR2: D. Smith

RB1: Pollard

RB2: One of Pacheco/CEH/mckinnon, mattison/chandler, spears, stevenson (IR)

TE: Hock

Flex: Gabe Davis

Superflex: Lawrence 

Def: Broncos/Bills

I’m thinking of dropping CEH to get Stevenson off IR, so I can put a claim in for Njoku. Of the 4 teams still alive, I’m second on the waiver list. If I get him, he’d replace Davis in the flex spot. 

Do I drop McKinnon or Stevenson to claim Njoku?

 

 

[shadow_operative2.0 16,172]

Braver man than I to even consider a WR with two consecutive healthy zeroes in the playoffs. Drop McKinnon, he's not throwing many more scores. 

[HornPhD 1,384]

14 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Braver man than I to even consider a WR with two consecutive healthy zeroes in the playoffs. Drop McKinnon, he's not throwing many more scores. 

Got Njoku. Now, he’ll have 1 reception for -1 yard with a fumble while getting a concussion. 

 

[ChickenSandwich 9,918]

Up against top team in the league (Hurts, Mcaffrey, Kamara, Mostert)  he is the top scorer by far compared to me in the bottom three overall

 

at wb

Rusty Wilson v NE - high floor, tough D, may run in blowout, playoff on line

Geno Smith @ Tenn- returning from injury, playoff on line

wr (.5)

Smith Njigba @ Tenn

J Downs @ ATL (if Pittman out)

D Johnson v Cincy (Mason Rudolph)

[HornPhD 1,384]

5 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Up against top team in the league (Hurts, Mcaffrey, Kamara, Mostert)  he is the top scorer by far compared to me in the bottom three overall

 

at wb

Rusty Wilson v NE - high floor, tough D, may run in blowout, playoff on line

Geno Smith @ Tenn- returning from injury, playoff on line

wr (.5)

Smith Njigba @ Tenn

J Downs @ ATL (if Pittman out)

D Johnson v Cincy (Mason Rudolph)

I’d go Smith at QB. Downs (if P is out) or Smith at WR.

Edited December 20, 2023 by HornPhD

[HiggyBaby 2,615]

Gentlemen, do we like the BUF D @ LAC or PHL D at home against the Giants?

[Js1 86,913]

14 minutes ago, HiggyBaby said:

Gentlemen, do we like the BUF D @ LAC or PHL D at home against the Giants?

If Allen doesn’t play for LAC, I’d smash that Buffalo defense 

But hoping he plays bc I’m fucked at WR otherwise 

[ChickenSandwich 9,918]

30 minutes ago, HiggyBaby said:

Gentlemen, do we like the BUF D @ LAC or PHL D at home against the Giants?

Buffalo. Stick sucks ass. 

[Celery Man 21,076]

Buffalo playoff hopefuls against a burning dumpster seems like a good matchup 

Edited December 20, 2023 by Celery Man

[Celery Man 21,076]

For real though guys, I have no idea. Who do I sit?

Etienne (vs Bucs)
K Walker III (v Titans)
Pacheco (v Raiders)

 

i haven’t seen the chiefs games since Pacheco’s last - is CEH working himself in? I’m leaning sit Etienne

Edited December 21, 2023 by Celery Man

[HornPhD 1,384]

32 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

For real though guys, I have no idea. Who do I sit?

Etienne (vs Bucs)
K Walker III (v Titans)
Pacheco (v Raiders)

 

i haven’t seen the chiefs games since Pacheco’s last - is CEH working himself in? I’m leaning sit Etienne

Depending on the scoring in your league, KW3 would be the one to sit. Just keep an eye on the practice reports for him and Pacheco. 

[Celery Man 21,076]

Standard yahoo which I think is half ppr. He just showed up as questionable although I’m not reading too much into it yet.

[T’Boo Ted Marshall 2,778]

On 12/19/2023 at 4:30 PM, T’Boo Ted Marshall said:

Ooof. #1 seed heading in to the playoffs. 6 game win streak.

Purdy is QB1 but has a tough matchup vs Baltimore. Fields is my Qb2.
Debating Pacheco and Barkley as RB2 with Henry as RB1 and Kamara at flex.
Non PPR league.

I'm getting in my head looking at the defensive matchups.  I guess I'll dance with the one's that brung me.  

[Stunns38 3,763]

Final 4 time.

Should I start Bijan (vs Indy) or Jacobs (vs KC) coming off an injury?
I’m waiting for that big Bijan breakout that may never happen.

Also, Matt Stafford(vs NO) on a short week tonight or Justin Fields(vs ARI)?

PPR.

Thanks

[Js1 86,913]

I am rolling with Bijan. Looks like a good matchup and gotta think Fart Smith is coaching for his job and the playoffs 

No Ridder = less stupid mistakes and leaning more on Bijan 

Edited December 21, 2023 by Js1

[shadow_operative2.0 16,172]

Kyren better fucking eat tonight. 

[Js1 86,913]

3 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Kyren better fucking eat tonight. 

Fucking hope so. My team is looking rough. K. Allen is out, Reed/Watson didn’t practice 2 days in a row.  Please don’t make me rely on Wicks/Palmer/Bijan lol

Edited December 21, 2023 by Js1

[T’Boo Ted Marshall 2,778]

Come on Kamara you’re putting me in a hole.

[shadow_operative2.0 16,172]

Inside the 10 four times, zero Kyren scores. Fucking swell. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16,172]

Fuck yes!! 

[Celery Man 21,076]

Carr’s got you bro

[Stunns38 3,763]

Inside the 10 four times, zero Kyren scores. Fucking swell. 

Got em

[Stunns38 3,763]

Final 4 time.

Also, Matt Stafford(vs NO) on a short week tonight or Justin Fields(vs ARI)?

Thank god I went with Stafford even though he left some meat on the bone.

[shadow_operative2.0 16,172]

Fuck, that holding call on Kyren's long run cost me 6.6 pts with the various bonuses in this league. That's rather big. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16,172]

Alright, got a little over 4 of those back. 

[T’Boo Ted Marshall 2,778]

Shitbag.
2 from Kamara vs 39 from Williams and Pacua. Terrible start.

[ChickenSandwich 9,918]

Olave’s best game of the season. Big against Kamara. Good start. 
 

[HiggyBaby 2,615]

In Puka we trust.

[EvilCaseMcCoy 692]

Yall think

Addison v DET

Or 

Higgins v PIT

Standard

[Celery Man 21,076]

I hope it’s Addison but I bet Wiggins is the better choice.

[EvilCaseMcCoy 692]

58 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

I hope it’s Addison but I bet Wiggins is the better choice.

Thx, I'll roll the dice and go with Addison too. 

[Anton Chigurh 3,332]

Yall think
Addison v DET
Or 
Higgins v PIT
Standard

I am choosing from Higgins, Addison, and LaPorta for my last spot in a standard league. With Chase out, it seems like Higgins is the play, but .

[ChickenSandwich 9,918]

I’d lean Higgins as the number option but Adison is just as strong of play and game should be high scoring?

[EvilCaseMcCoy 692]

26 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

I’d lean Higgins as the number option but Adison is just as strong of play and game should be high scoring?

CIN just played PIT on Nov 26 and Chase was the #1 WR.  He had 4 catches for 84 yards and no TDs.  Can't imagine Higgins out performs but IDK. 

[HiggyBaby 2,615]

Y’all know where I stand on this

[MrX 794]

Have to pick one:

Ekeler (Buff; game is tonight), Ty Chandler (Det), Swift (NYG; Monday night), Jaylen Warren (Cincy). 

[Js1 86,913]

Im all in on Ty Chandler this week

[MrX 794]

Should have clarified PPR.  Yeah Chandler is my lean. Seems like either him or Swift. Don’t think Philly falls behind this week. 

[EvilCaseMcCoy 692]

Now I'm leaning Higgins 

[Js1 86,913]

I’m going to get so burned playing Diontae Johnson but my options blow without Keenan Allen this weekend. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16,172]

Fucking Pittman ruled out after being cleared yesterday. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16,172]

Of fucking course Gabe finally wakes up.