Hey Steel Shank!

[Judge Roybeanbag 11811]

Somebody has to start it.

[Teddyballgame 441]

Best thread on the shag

[Steel Shank 9416]

Well, well, well.....what do we have here?

[Steel Shank 9416]

[Patron 230]

22 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

That's a good start.

[RPM 26267]

You always start a project with a firm foundation.

[Radical Larry 28533]

[Paco 1932]

Let the weiner sammich festivities begin...

[BurntOrange&White 39817]

In on page one.  Just got to figure out how to upload pictures from my phone library. 

Edited March 26, 2018 by Bevo VIII

[Player 4575]

weiner sammich ftmfw

[Brisketexan 104779]

Here's how I kicked it off last time...

[UT Lawnghorn 758]

No matter the site, this thread always brings it. In.

[Jimbaround 973]

47 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Here's how I kicked it off last time...

That's a date with a toilet if I've ever seen one.

[Bateshorn 9910]

Fuck yeah.  This thread is like coffee, just talking about it makes me need to take a shit.

[huge 3789]

sometimes you just have to laugh...

[RPM 26267]

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Here's how I kicked it off last time...

Those cracklins are way out of date. 

[Braff Zacklin 13477]

Brisket is a bargain shopper.

[Brisketexan 104779]

I would eat a 2014 pork crackling right now.  Wussies.

[Braff Zacklin 13477]

If you've eaten the Baken-Ets brand recently, you probably have.

Try those microwave ones. When I first had them two years ago, I was expecting the worst, but they are incredible.

[Landomatic 3813]

5 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Here's how I kicked it off last time...

Where’s your Jack Daniels Black?  Where’s your tobacco from a mail pouch sack?  Where’s your old dog?

[Red Sundance 6]

i didn't make it but had to share.  chicharron taco from Las Tocallitas trailer on Howard lane.  so fucking good.  and their spicy salsa is no joke

 

[pacman 7340]

 

Earl's red hot link with chili and cheese, in a paper boat

[Bert Orange 1115]

Serious question: is an Earl’s red hot beatable on any metric?  It’s perfection. 

[Topper13 3238]

I'll take two

[Call 393]

I’d eat that and damn the consequences

[Braff Zacklin 13477]

4 hours ago, pacman said:

 

Earl's red hot link with chili and cheese, in a paper boat

I'm sure it was delicious, but it looks like someone took a crap on Hope Solo's vagina.

[CooterBrown 17949]

Breakfast. 

 

[Bat Guano 359]

Avocado toast for breakfast. 'Cause I'm all trendy and shit.

 

 

Garnished with fried egg and bacon. And check out that fucking plate!

[pacman 7340]

7 hours ago, Braff Zacklin said:

I'm sure it was delicious, but it looks like someone took a crap on Hope Solo's vagina.

It really does..bad lighting

[SurlyBDR 22695]

Today's lunch

 

 

[Judge Roybeanbag 11811]

Torta?  De donde?

[SurlyBDR 22695]

Torta Diabla

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

On 3/25/2018 at 5:09 PM, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Somebody has to start it.

Someone is also going to shart it.

[wd40 1976]

yup.  it was good enough to make again.

[Steel Shank 9416]

wd40, that kicks some serious ass. I dig it.

 

SurlyBDR, you make that? If not, well, I'm sorry, but you're kicked off surly forever. 

[Braff Zacklin 13477]

[NorthLoop 14141]

microwave taquito tacos on the world's biggest paper plate. I think that's winning this page so far with Shank's weiner sammich coming in a close 2nd. 

 

Your move, Brisket. 

[Braff Zacklin 13477]

Holy shit, North, your new av is killin' me. Is that Willem Dafoe?

[Tailgate 3019]

This thread gives me the munchies. Big time.

[SurlyBDR 22695]

10 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

wd40, that kicks some serious ass. I dig it.

 

SurlyBDR, you make that? If not, well, I'm sorry, but you're kicked off surly forever. 

See y'all on the other side

 

[Brisketexan 104779]

When I figure out how/where to upload images (I'm used to doing it via my phone on Tapa), I'll share my breakfast this morning:

A slice of cold sausage, pepperoni, mushroom and anchovies pizza (with lots of red pepper) and a hot cuppa Holiday Inn coffee in my hotel room as I worked.  Who's winning?  This guy.  Who can't get a pic here yet?  Also this guy.

Also, who had the two cholas at the bar, as he picked up the pizza, admire said pizza and tell him they'd go home with him if he shared his pizza with them?  Also this guy.  Who declined?  Definitely this guy.  Cuz I ain't Vic.  And, you know, I'm married and stuff.

Edited March 28, 2018 by Brisketexan

[Landomatic 3813]

Am I doing this right?

[hayden_horn 11361]

16 hours ago, wd40 said:

yup.  it was good enough to make again.

This is some inception style brilliance. Tortillception. 

[Steel Shank 9416]

41 minutes ago, Landomatic said:

Am I doing this right?

Sure as fuck, you are!

[Underdog 28478]

17 hours ago, wd40 said:

yup.  it was good enough to make again.

So many flavors, so many textures, so much winning.  How do I subscribe to your newsletter? 

[Brisketexan 104779]

3 hours ago, hayden_horn said:

This is some inception style brilliance. Tortillception. 

I concur.  It’s like a riff on when you make a taco of your cheese enchiladas (which is  a solid move, BTW).  Respek.

[Paco 1932]

On 3/27/2018 at 8:43 PM, wd40 said:

yup.  it was good enough to make again.

Those don't look like Trappey's beans you lazy  fuck.

[Paco 1932]

I think I added an extra space between lazy and fuck because I'm drunk. 

[ChampKind 1314]

On 3/26/2018 at 3:00 AM, Steel Shank said:

Got dammit. Fucker won the thread before it even got started.

[wd40 1976]

24 minutes ago, Paco said:

I think I added an extra space between lazy and fuck because I'm drunk. 

you also couldn't tell they are, in fact, Trappey's beans, for the same reason, my dude.  2 cans, 4 strips of bacon. added diced japs, because HEB quit carrying the jalapinto version.

continuing this theme:  in the on-going battle for flatulent supremacy on The 40, a key tactic is to deprive the enemy of fuel.   breakfast today was very similar to the other day.  chipotle Tabasco on one, Valentina Black on the other.  Meyer's jap-cheddar sausage, because fuck HEB for putting only 5 in a package of theirs.

Edited March 29, 2018 by wd40