Hey Steel Shank!

[elfenix 34171]

Can't go to the stadium so had to bring the stadium to me:

[Sam Lin 3541]

Did you also go flush $20 down the toilet to get the full experience?

[Dutch 4465]

21 hours ago, elfenix said:

Can't go to the stadium so had to bring the stadium to me:

[wd40 1976]

we made it.  with bacon.

[NateHitch 1282]

Not sure where to put this so it's going here

[Chewbacca 7729]

we made it.  with bacon.

You in CO?

[J.R. 150]

On 7/2/2020 at 6:27 PM, Brisketexan said:

barbecued bologna is an actual thing in Oklahoma.

And it's not terrible, once you accept the fact that it's barbecued bologna.

Sir you are underselling it quite a bit with “not terrible.”

[wd40 1976]

53 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

You in CO?

chillin wit my boy Masterson on the porch.

don't worry.  you're safe.

[Anastasis 23393]

2 hours ago, NateHitch said:

Not sure where to put this so it's going here

[Orange&White 5516]

13 hours ago, NateHitch said:

Not sure where to put this so it's going here

I don't know if this is the right place either, but I can tell you that this looks fucking finominal!

[Horn Draoi 254]

12 hours ago, wd40 said:

chillin wit my boy Masterson on the porch.

don't worry.  you're safe.

Is that a ......bat?

[Orange&White 5516]

12 hours ago, wd40 said:

chillin wit my boy Masterson on the porch.

don't worry.  you're safe.

Whatever you do, just make sure you cook it well done.

[Orange&White 5516]

@NateHitch

 

How long did you smoke those? Temp? Are those about 1" cubes?

 

Thanks

 

[CycleTex87 2953]

21 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

@NateHitch

 

How long did you smoke those? Temp? Are those about 1" cubes?

 

Thanks

 

seasoning/rub?  sauce?

[NateHitch 1282]

I made a rub with brown sugar, salt, pepper, garlic powder and cayenne. Coated them and then smoked at 250 for 3 hours, I turned them over at an hour and a half. Drizzled some honey on them and poured pineapple juice on them and wrapped tightly in foil, cook for another 45 min or so and then uncover and pour on bbq sauce and a little more honey and smoke for another 30 min to glaze them. I used Stubbs smokey brown sugar bbq sauce. I used this video as the basis and made a few changes

[Chewbacca 7729]

18 hours ago, wd40 said:

chillin wit my boy Masterson on the porch.

don't worry.  you're safe.

Had one of those in the house a few weeks ago.  Wife was not as amused as I was.  

[Brisketexan 104557]

9 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

Had one of those in the house a few weeks ago.  Wife was not as amused as I was.  

Just don't eat it, motherfucker.  NO MORE BAT EATING.  Steel Shank thread or not, some things are hard and fast rules now.

[Jameslaw121 4445]

Hey Steel Shank may not always be the right place to post something, but it's never really the wrong place either

[Whatever 700]

Original Johnsonville, Mrs. Bairds, Meeeeler Lite. Mustang and Louisiana take it to 11.


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[Whatever 700]

Frozen burritos and some pits chips

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Nerf gun takes it to 11.


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[Whatever 700]

And as a follow-up, the boy's order at Storm's in Burnet last night (we went out there to check out the comet): 
Storm's special (quadruple patty burger)
Large fries
Extra side of okra
Fried pie
Root beer
17 yrs old, but he already knows how to live.

God I love Storm’s.


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[luke duke 6384]

And as a follow-up, the boy's order at Storm's in Burnet last night (we went out there to check out the comet): 
Storm's special (quadruple patty burger)
Large fries
Extra side of okra
Fried pie
Root beer
17 yrs old, but he already knows how to live.

[Brisketexan 104557]

Original Johnsonville, Mrs. Bairds, Meeeeler Lite. Mustang and Louisiana take it to 11.


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God...this makes me so happy.

[irishtexan 11445]

Leftover sloppy joe on a hot dug bun with pickled japs

[ztejas 43262]

On 7/27/2020 at 7:04 PM, Jameslaw121 said:

Hey Steel Shank may not always be the right place to post something, but it's never really the wrong place either

60% of the time, it's the right post every time.

[Bash Riprock 1695]

Are shitty plastic plates ok in this thread? You know the kind that are warped and have 9 million steak knife marks at the bottom?

[Fudge Nuggets 19146]

Hell yeah they’re ok, so long as it’s a special occasion. Don’t want to be using the good stuff on regular days.

[Bash Riprock 1695]

Half ass looking breakfast, but I'm excited.

[Whatever 700]

Half ass looking breakfast, but I'm excited.

Nice cock and balls on top of the eggs.


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[Braff Zacklin 13409]

13 hours ago, Bash Riprock said:

Are shitty plastic plates ok in this thread? You know the kind that are warped and have 9 million steak knife marks at the bottom?

Only if perilous amounts of bacteria live within the grooves.

[LW Goatman 1117]

That's some duck of death bacon there.

[elfenix 34171]

14 hours ago, Bash Riprock said:

Are shitty plastic plates ok in this thread? You know the kind that are warped and have 9 million steak knife marks at the bottom?

i've been eating off the same plastic plates since i was 5.  all the BPA has probably leeched out of them and into me, so i've got that going for me, which is nice. 

[PantsTent 2002]

Taco with leftover chicken satay, onion, cilantro and a sweet Thai chili sauce.

[Sam Lin 3541]

7 hours ago, Bash Riprock said:

Half ass looking breakfast, but I'm excited.

Only thing half ass about that is no firearm in the pic.

[Smax 3800]

I love tacos

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

[luke duke 6384]

Birria Tacos


Round Two

[RPM 26215]

3 hours ago, Smax said:

I love tacos

Tortillas. Is there anything they don't make better?

[Hank_Hill 18486]

On 7/29/2020 at 4:01 PM, Sam Lin said:

Only thing half ass about that is the cooking time on the bacon.

Fify

[TPCJ007 48]

4 hours ago, Smax said:

I love tacos

Are those crispy taco shells? Bold move.

[SydneyCarton 47846]

1 hour ago, RPM said:

Tortillas. Is there anything they don't make better?

Those aren’t tortillas...but no. 

[RPM 26215]

2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Those aren’t tortillas

Technically, they are.

[SydneyCarton 47846]

2 minutes ago, RPM said:

Technically, they are.

Technically Charlie Strong is a football coach but we all know that’s bullshit. Also, the definition of a Tortilla per Google is that it is round and flat. And considering I’ve never heard a single texan or Hispanic person say “hard tortilla” I’m going with “Technically they are not.”

[Steel Shank 9413]

[ztejas 43262]

I'm following Queen at Live Aid here but fuck it.

Had some leftover Rudy's. About 1/3 lb moist, 1/3 lb spicy chop, some beans, diced onions, japs, sriracha, Rudy's sauce. Kind of a Texas BBQ carne guisada. No paper plates so plated as ironically as possible.

[Steel Shank 9413]

[davidg 4025]

50 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

My #1 favorite food wrapped around my #3 favorite food.

[ztejas 43262]

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

I'm following Queen at Live Aid here but fuck it.

Had some leftover Rudy's. About 1/3 lb moist, 1/3 lb spicy chop, some beans, diced onions, japs, sriracha, Rudy's sauce. Kind of a Texas BBQ carne guisada. No paper plates so plated as ironically as possible.

It has now been further repurposed into a box of Walmart mac and cheese. Threw the pickles I had left in it as well.

Almost instantly shit my pants but worth. I still have half of it left - maybe I can create a 4th concoction tomorrow. (I think there's a deep fryer somewhere)

[Fudge Nuggets 19146]

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[Jameslaw121 4445]

Cod, asparagus, Bacon's wrapped shrimps : teaching the kid to cook

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