Hey Steel Shank!

[CooterBrown 18015]

He’s from California. Civilized and shit. 

I’ve eaten plenty of burritos in San Diego and never saw one utensil. I think he may be the Queen of England.

[Sbbruin 21864]

2 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

He’s from California. Civilized and shit. 

Buncha fucking heathens on this site.  Thank god I don’t have to associate with any of you people in real life.

[Braff Zacklin 13628]

 

6 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

Negged for eating a burrito with a fork and knife. Who does that?

The fork and knife I can forgive. The wartime ration of sauce, however, I cannot.

 

Spoiler

Like, seriously, what the hell, Bruin?

 

[wd40 1976]

maybe it's some California Ghost Reaper sauce and that's all a human can take.

[Sam Lin 3559]

7 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

Negged for eating a burrito with a fork and knife. Who does that?

This.

[Steel Shank 9428]

4 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

Buncha fucking heathens on this site.  Thank god I don’t have to associate with any of you people in real life.

Hey now!

[davidg 4038]

5 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

Buncha fucking heathens on this site.  Thank god I don’t have to associate with any of you people in real life.

 

/obligatory 

[ChickenSandwich 9843]

 

[futureman 22497]

10 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

My breakfast burrito this morning with carne asada, rice, beans, pick de gallo and cheese is superior to the breakfast taco. The end.

is the sauce decorative? I don’t understand. 

[elfenix 34329]

*scroll*
hmm, crunchy peanut butter makes a mighty fine sandwich
*scroll*
hnnnnnnnnng

[futureman 22497]

7 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

 

you’re a dirty sonofabitch. 

[RPM 26326]

11 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

Negged for eating a burrito with a fork and knife. Who does that?

[CoachTex 2628]

Chopped beef, jalapeno, onion, fried egg. Good way to start the day.

[Brisketexan 105161]

The Danes like to Shank their burger up with some Doritos…they need to learn about jalapeños.

[hookemATL 11793]

[Underdog 28742]

13 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said:

 

Elvis would’ve approved this. 

[elfenix 34329]

5 hours ago, hookemATL said:

avocado toast on a fancy plate belongs in the other thread

[Dutch 4474]

17 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said:

 

[smuggs 9353]

17 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said:

 

The legendary PBB&J. Scholars maintain that it was invented late one evening by hangry elves, busting ass through the night to build toys for all the shithead children of the world.

[Underdog 28742]

DoD thinks the bacon has been ruined. 

[LW Goatman 1124]

On 12/19/2021 at 12:11 PM, Sbbruin said:

My breakfast burrito this morning with carne asada, rice, beans, pick de gallo and cheese is superior to the breakfast taco. The end.

What's the point of the drizzle of salsa (or whatever that california sauce is called)? Drench that bitch. 

[Sbbruin 21864]

1 minute ago, LW Goatman said:

What's the point of the drizzle of salsa (or whatever that california sauce is called)? Drench that bitch. 

It's a habanero salsa.  Hot as shit.

[LW Goatman 1124]

3 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

It's a habanero salsa.  Hot as shit.

Needs more hot as shit habanero salsa. 

[hookemATL 11793]

29 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

It's a habanero salsa.  Hot as shit.

If your anus dies, it dies. 

[Focht Up 631]

21 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said:

 

I'd eat the hell out of that.

[wd40 1976]

looped into the kitchen for a wine refill and noticed no one had done the dishes after the steak dinner I cooked.  figured the least I could do to help out was clean the plate I brought the meat in from the grill on.

back to work.

[RMac5 1551]

Bread dredged in the leftover sauce is a great fucking bite! 

[smuggs 9353]

11 hours ago, wd40 said:

looped into the kitchen for a wine refill and noticed no one had done the dishes after the steak dinner I cooked.  figured the least I could do to help out was clean the plate I brought the meat in from the grill on.

back to work.

You might want to cover yourself in mud pronto.

 

 

 

[RPM 26326]

19 hours ago, Underdog said:

Elvis would’ve approved this. 

[Dutch 4474]

12 hours ago, LW Goatman said:

What's the point of the drizzle of salsa (or whatever that california sauce is called)? Drench that bitch. 

 

12 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

It's a habanero salsa.  Hot as shit.

 

12 hours ago, LW Goatman said:

Needs more hot as shit habanero salsa. 

 

12 hours ago, hookemATL said:

If your anus dies, it dies. 

When I had CoVID, the only thing I could taste was Trader Joe's habanero hot sauce.  Not a dab, not a drizzle, but a slather because even then my taste was muted. Went through two bottles, and I put it on everything just to have some sense of taste.

My anus didn't die, but it wanted to.

[hookemATL 11793]

Ham/egg/jap/chz biscuit 

[hookemATL 11793]

Doubleeeee

Edited December 21, 2021 by hookemATL

[threesheets 1673]

3 hours ago, Dutch said:

 

 

 

When I had CoVID, the only thing I could taste was Trader Joe's habanero hot sauce.  Not a dab, not a drizzle, but a slather because even then my taste was muted. Went through two bottles, and I put it on everything just to have some sense of taste.

My anus didn't die, but it wanted to.

There's crack in it, no doubt.

[Underdog 28742]

52 minutes ago, hookemATL said:

Doubleeeee

Looks like 4 to me but I suck at math. 

[CooterBrown 18015]

It's a habanero salsa.  Hot as shit.

For future reference, you put a spoonful of hot sauce on each bite as you go. That way you can eat a burrito like a civilized human, with your hands.

[Steel Shank 9428]

Lot of good shit on this page.

[South Austin 52521]

9 hours ago, smuggs said:

You might want to cover yourself in mud pronto.

 

 

 

This is absolutely fantastic.

[Sbbruin 21864]

6 hours ago, hookemATL said:

Ham/egg/jap/chz biscuit 

4 of them?

[hookemATL 11793]

4 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

4 of them?

2 for me, 2 for the voices in my head. 
 

 

[ztejas 43503]

9 hours ago, Dutch said:

 

 

 

When I had CoVID, the only thing I could taste was Trader Joe's habanero hot sauce.  Not a dab, not a drizzle, but a slather because even then my taste was muted. Went through two bottles, and I put it on everything just to have some sense of taste.

My anus didn't die, but it wanted to.

Can confirm this sauce fucks. The big tortillas they sell are also great for making quesadillas and burritos. 

[Steel Shank 9428]

[RPM 26326]

motherofgod.jpg

[Brisketexan 105161]

The split hash brown taco is solid gold. Almost did the same myself this morning. Went with venison sausage instead.

[Dutch 4474]

Halving the hash brown to ensure proper coverage and that each bite contains just the right amount of ingredients... Nicely done.

[hookemATL 11793]

A proper brkfst taco should always challenge the tensile strength of the tortilla, while still maintaining its integrity. Well done SS

[Steel Shank 9428]

I used the cheese slice in a combination with refried beans to provide a super reinforced hinge. It's like the Astaire/Rogers of food hinges.

Edited December 23, 2021 by Steel Shank

[NorthLoop 14218]

Is that Herdez avocado salsa? 

[Brisketexan 105161]

Is that Herdez avocado salsa? 

It appears to be so, and that’s a top-notch choice.

[Steel Shank 9428]

1 hour ago, NorthLoop said:

Is that Herdez avocado salsa? 

[elfenix 34329]

Herdez tastes like a high school chemistry class compared to this stuff