Hey Steel Shank!

[ChickenSandwich 9,843]

20 minutes ago, wd40 said:

not to fire up the cheese snobs in the Shank thread, but isn't American cheese just glorified Velveeta?

 

Velveeta is American cheese + plastic 

[SuckitKevin 920]

American is the Walmart of cheeses.

[ChickenSandwich 9,843]

2 minutes ago, SuckitKevin said:

Velveeta is the Walmart of cheeses.

Land O Lakes America is the Whole Foods of American cheese. 

Edited January 24, 2022 by ChickenSandwich

[wd40 1,976]

4 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Velveeta is American cheese + plastic 

can't get more American than that.

anyhoo, smoked feral hog naoch.

[Steel Shank 9,428]

can't get more American than that.
anyhoo, smoked feral hog naoch.

Toothsome looking naoches.

[South Austin 52,519]

Very nice, but too fancy and appears to be too much effort for this thread.

[BurntOrange&White 39,934]

[Kennythetiger 9,390]

Fancy like Applebees on a date night. 

[South Austin 52,519]

Applebee’s is waaaaaaaay fancier than this thread.

[Braff Zacklin 13,618]

22 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Fancy like Applebees on a date night. 

[BurntOrange&White 39,934]

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

Applebee’s is waaaaaaaay fancier than this thread.

but less delicious.

[huge 3,793]

3 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

but less delicious.

waaaaaay less

[Paco 1,934]

Meatloaf sammich. RIP Big Fella

[Fudbelty 2,788]

Nice humble brag. Using two paper towels is a skrong power move. 

Edited January 24, 2022 by Fudbelty

[wd40 1,976]

23 minutes ago, Paco said:

Meatloaf sammich. RIP Big Fella

when did they start making dashboards out of corian?

[Paco 1,934]

when did they start making dashboards out of corian?

That was the makin' table, not the eatin' table.

[Sam Lin 3,559]

Melting the cheese on your dashboard is a pro move.

[ztejas 43,476]

 

On 1/23/2022 at 10:23 AM, millhouse said:

How/Why would you shred American cheese?

[South Austin 52,519]

Finished up a deposition and not much at the house for lunch, so here’s three fried eggs and a lone leftover meatball, with Parmesan and Crystal.

[HenryJames 66,124]

[UTPhil2006 3,807]

I thought the hash brown one was common sense.

[Kennythetiger 9,390]

Surf & Turf looks like it would ruin a good cheeseburger and a fish sandwich. 

[Brisketexan 105,156]

17 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Surf & Turf looks like it would ruin a good cheeseburger and a fish sandwich. 

Now...let's talk about another permutation....tell me about putting a coupla hashbrowns on a cheeseburger....

[irishtexan 11,521]

3 hours ago, South Austin said:

Finished up a deposition and not much at the house for lunch, so here’s three fried eggs and a lone leftover meatball, with Parmesan and Crystal.

That's some awfully delicate plating from someone who suggested loaded noach on aluminum foil was too "fancy" for this thread. 

[South Austin 52,519]

22 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

That's some awfully delicate plating from someone who suggested loaded noach on aluminum foil was too "fancy" for this thread. 

It’s a Target kids plate that’s not even dishwasher safe.

[Steel Shank 9,428]

Finished up a deposition and not much at the house for lunch, so here’s three fried eggs and a lone leftover meatball, with Parmesan and Crystal.

Fuckin’ A!

[Steel Shank 9,428]

Chicken fajita naoches st your momma’s house.

[Braff Zacklin 13,618]

5 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

Chicken fajita naoches st your momma’s house.

You on a diet, Shank? Where's the beer?

(I keed, I keed. Please be nice to my mom.)

[Steel Shank 9,428]

10 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

You on a diet, Shank? Where's the beer?

(I keed, I keed. Please be nice to my mom.)

Those naoches are paired lovingly with a Simply Limeade/Soda/Drip Vodka 32 oz. cocktail. All is good.

 

ps Your Mom says hey.

[wd40 1,976]

5 hours ago, South Austin said:

It’s a Target kids plate that’s not even dishwasher safe.

so you're just getting more value out of your kitchen staff.   cool.  I guess.

[wd40 1,976]

5 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Now...let's talk about another permutation....tell me about putting a coupla hashbrowns on a cheeseburger....

where were you yesterday when I was reheating a leftover cheeseburger patty?

[Anastasis 23,475]

2 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

Chicken fajita naoches st your momma’s house.

nice snack. 

[Steel Shank 9,428]

9 hours ago, Anastasis said:

nice snack. 

I was eating chicken tacos when I decided to change it up a bit. Many dead chickens were consumed. Many Bud Lights were had.

[Anastasis 23,475]

1 hour ago, Steel Shank said:

I was eating chicken tacos when I decided to change it up a bit. Many dead chickens were consumed. Many Bud Lights were had.

Running the mid-meal audible to nachos is a power move. 

[Steel Shank 9,428]

3 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Running the mid-meal audible to nachos is a power move. 

80% of what I do are power moves. The other 20% are finesse moves. Then sometime I do what I call a "power/finesse" move.

[Kennythetiger 9,390]

I did a power/finesse move on your mom last night. She asked for more. 

[Brisketexan 105,156]

80% of what I do are power moves. The other 20% are finesse moves. Then sometime I do what I call a "power/finesse" move.

You failed to account for the “stumble/fail that I saved and turned into a win.” At our age, that is a sizable percentage.

[Steel Shank 9,428]

39 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

You failed to account for the “stumble/fail that I saved and turned into a win.” At our age, that is a sizable percentage.

True. Add it to the list!

[Brisketexan 105,156]

True. Add it to the list!

We’re up to 150%, by my count. Math checks out.

[Etexhorn13 3,051]

Leftover brisket, egg, liberal use of el Gallo jalapeño salsa 

[Pdawg88 1,125]

Scrambled eggs, chopped up bacon, green chili chicken sausage, potatoes, pepper jack cheese, fresh jalapeño 

Edited January 29, 2022 by Pdawg88

[Kennythetiger 9,390]

You guys aren’t nearly as lazy as I am. I would have just made a taco from scrambled eggs made out of all of that stuff mixed together in a pan. 

[Pdawg88 1,125]

2 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

You guys aren’t nearly as lazy as I am. I would have just made a taco from scrambled eggs made out of all of that stuff mixed together in a pan. 

Don’t you sell me short on how lazy I am sir

[Braff Zacklin 13,618]

20 minutes ago, Pdawg88 said:

Don’t you sell me short on how lazy I am sir

I'd tell you both how wrong y'all are but don't feel like getting up from this chair. Also:

 

[Etexhorn13 3,051]

Your de Breakfast Taco weekend. If you aren’t putting refried beans on your taco you aren’t doing it right. 

[PhillyD 1,257]

Am I doing it wrong if I don't eat said breakfast taco out of a dog dish?

[Underdog 28,711]

And that’s wrong how? 

[Texzilla58 4,738]

Your de Breakfast Taco weekend. If you aren’t putting refried beans on your taco you aren’t doing it right. 

My dog prefers corn over flour


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[Etexhorn13 3,051]

I thought this was a judgement free zone…anyway, those are just silver paper plates left over from my son’s (that is decidedly human and not a dog) baptism after party. 

[CoachTex 2,628]

Sausage wrap and serranos.