Hey Steel Shank!

[CoachTex 2,628]

Camping sausage wrap.

[Post Oak 20,246]

Dads night alone

[smuggs 9,353]

Feeling a little rough this morning but getting back in the zone.

 

 

[Steel Shank 9,428]

Dads night alone

Fuckin’ a, fucker.

[HornOnTheBayou 8,931]

On 4/16/2022 at 7:12 PM, Post Oak said:

Dads night alone

Edited April 18, 2022 by HornOnTheBayou

[Steel Shank 9,428]

Leftover taco meat for the boy.

[Steel Shank 9,428]

My shit's all fucked up.

Edited April 20, 2022 by Steel Shank

[Steel Shank 9,428]

Dang.
 

Edited April 20, 2022 by Steel Shank

[Steel Shank 9,428]

Dang DP.

Edited April 20, 2022 by Steel Shank

[futureman 22,485]

8 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

Dang DP.

TP

[Braff Zacklin 13,618]

55 minutes ago, futureman said:

TP

[Celery Man 20,968]

Taco grilled cheese a la nerd 

[Focht Up 631]

8 hours ago, Celery Man said:

Taco grilled cheese a la nerd 

That's quite the fancy plate there

[futureman 22,485]

On 4/10/2022 at 10:44 PM, McFly said:

Details on the bacon? 

at HEB.  oven cooked. 

[huge 3,793]

at HEB.  oven cooked. 

This is the way

[Kennythetiger 9,390]

12 hours ago, Focht Up said:

That's quite the fancy plate there

We discussed it up-thread. Any man that can speak Latin is welcome to rob Celery. 

[ChickenSandwich 9,843]

12 hours ago, futureman said:

at HEB.  oven cooked. 

Peppered version has been out of stock for a damn year 

[Dutch 4,474]

12 hours ago, futureman said:

oven cooked. 

 

 

11 hours ago, huge said:

This is the way

[Celery Man 20,968]

1 hour ago, Kennythetiger said:

We discussed it up-thread. Any man that can speak Latin is welcome to rob Celery. 

I’d like the chance to shoot at an educated man once in my life.

[mooseoutfront 3,643]

Moose sausage wrap

[wd40 1,976]

waiting out a rain storm in Fruita, dirtbag-style.

[Hook1997 5,385]

20 minutes ago, wd40 said:

waiting out a rain storm in Fruita, dirtbag-style.

Who’s on the koozie in the bikini??  

[McFly 606]

On 4/21/2022 at 8:49 PM, futureman said:

at HEB.  oven cooked. 

Ah yeah. Been too long. Time to revisit. 

[HenryJames 66,124]

@Steel Shank is a Yankees fan?

[Dewey 3,286]

Arrest him? I don't drink anymore, but I'd make him sheriff of my small town. 

[Underdog 28,711]

Yeah, not seeing a problem there.

[Steel Shank 9,428]

6 hours ago, HenryJames said:

@Steel Shank is a Yankees fan?

The man is doing his thing. I'm cool with that.

[RMac5 1,551]

Ballpark version of brats cooked in beer.

[PilotsError 2,294]

I'll put Walmart wings up against anybody's. 

[Patricio Swayze 17,058]

The Steel Swayze Quesadilla:
Throw a bunch of butter in a pan. Butter two shitty, store bought tortillas. Put a slice of havarti cheese, 3 sticks of HEB double pepper cheese sticks, and all the HEB Mexican blend cheese you have in the fridge on the tortilla. Put the other tortilla on top. Place on top of the hot, buttery pan. Flip before you burn the shit out of it you dumbfuck. Now don’t let the other side burn jackoff. Turn off stove. Throw the pan in the sink with no intentions of doing the dishes for at least 24 hours. Enjoy the cheesy, buttery goodness. 
 

[Sam Lin 3,559]

I used to do that all the time, but in a microwave, so it was soggy and a lot more depressing.

[futureman 22,485]

microwave quesadillas seem like a valid entry here. 

[Brisketexan 105,156]

3 hours ago, futureman said:

microwave quesadillas seem like a valid entry here. 

Troof.  When my family got our first microwave (a giant POS in 1980), that's one of the first things I figured out how to make.  Fold over a cheap shitty store bought tortilla filed with shredded cheddar.   Nuke for 30 seconds, perfect snack.  Later, I got fancy, and realized that I could add Bac-o's (that's right, Bac-o's, not actual bacon bits, because we were some cheap-ass motherfuckers in my house growing up), and make a "bacon" and cheese quesadilla, and life was dreamy.  

Then mom discovered the giant packs of frozen cheeseburgers, and/or Minh egg rolls, at Sam's club, and a few of those as my nuked after school snack really did the trick, and I left the microwave quesadilla behind.

[Steel Shank 9,428]

On 4/26/2022 at 10:05 PM, Patricio Swayze said:

The Steel Swayze Quesadilla:
Throw a bunch of butter in a pan. Butter two shitty, store bought tortillas. Put a slice of havarti cheese, 3 sticks of HEB double pepper cheese sticks, and all the HEB Mexican blend cheese you have in the fridge on the tortilla. Put the other tortilla on top. Place on top of the hot, buttery pan. Flip before you burn the shit out of it you dumbfuck. Now don’t let the other side burn jackoff. Turn off stove. Throw the pan in the sink with no intentions of doing the dishes for at least 24 hours. Enjoy the cheesy, buttery goodness. 
 

Don't forget the Bud Light, gentle chef!

[South Austin 52,519]

On 4/27/2022 at 9:41 AM, Brisketexan said:

that’s right, Bac-o's, not actual bacon bits, because we were some cheap-ass motherfuckers in my house growing up

We couldn’t keep Bac-o’s in the house for more than a couple days when I was a kid because I’d eat them by the handful straight out of the bag.

[Steel Shank 9,428]

4 minutes ago, South Austin said:

We couldn’t keep Bac-o’s in the house for more than a couple days when I was a kid because I’d eat them by the handful straight out of the bag.

Baloney, Ba-cos and BBQ sauce on white bread was a favorite as a youngster. Highly toothsome.

[Cheeseweasel 26,438]

10 minutes ago, South Austin said:

We couldn’t keep Bac-o’s in the house for more than a couple days when I was a kid because I’d eat them by the handful straight out of the bag.

My son still does this. Makes a Papa proud.

[Kennythetiger 9,390]

16 minutes ago, South Austin said:

We couldn’t keep Bac-o’s in the house for more than a couple days when I was a kid because I’d eat them by the handful straight out of the bag.

Rich motherfucker. We had them in the plastic container. They were hard enough to break a tooth. 

[Shoxthemonkey 1,981]

1 hour ago, Steel Shank said:

Baloney, Ba-cos and BBQ sauce on white bread was a favorite as a youngster. Highly toothsome.

I'm gonna add Ba-cos to my next balogna salad. I feel as though you just slapped me.

[Dutch 4,474]

2 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

Baloney, Ba-cos and BBQ sauce on white bread was a favorite as a youngster. Highly toothsome.

Who says it's only for youngsters? At the Dutch house, we have a menu item known as "Bacon Sammich": a healthy pile of Kirkland Real Bacon Pieces microwaved for 30 seconds (you know, to release the grease and add a bit of crisp) betwixt two slices of buttered toast topped Stubbs original.  

[Sbbruin 21,861]

2 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

Baloney, Ba-cos and BBQ sauce on white bread was a favorite as a youngster. Highly toothsome.

And the legend was born.

[South Austin 52,519]

2 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

Rich motherfucker. We had them in the plastic container. They were hard enough to break a tooth. 

We also had two televisions.

[Steel Shank 9,428]

32 minutes ago, Dutch said:

Who says it's only for youngsters? At the Dutch house, we have a menu item known as "Bacon Sammich": a healthy pile of Kirkland Real Bacon Pieces microwaved for 30 seconds (you know, to release the grease and add a bit of crisp) betwixt two slices of buttered toast topped Stubbs original.  

Fuckin' A!

[Brisketexan 105,156]

We also had two televisions.

Us too. One of em was even a color teevee.

[McFly 606]

2 hours ago, South Austin said:

We also had two televisions.

He's teasing you. Nobody has two television sets.

[Steel Shank 9,428]

Seriously, I have to laugh.

[RPM 26,322]

15 hours ago, South Austin said:

We also had two televisions.

[Brisketexan 105,156]

Spent the day filling a trailer with firewood and putting up a new flagpole at a ranch work weekend. A bit tired and sweaty, so we needed a break. Just set this aside for some bbq and beans for dinner, but will get back to it - got a title to defend. Thought this crowd would appreciate.

[Atxracer 797]

On 4/29/2022 at 1:35 PM, McFly said:

He's teasing you. Nobody has two television sets.

Not sure that could have been more perfectly set up.  

[Atxracer 797]

Wife (no pics) has been sick all weekend so that left me with the 2 year old.  So, I felt I deserved a fat kid dinner.  Boiled hot dogs, homemade chili, mustard, steamed buns, velveeta shredded cheese and baby japs.  Not quite james Coney Island but close.  (Unfortunately, we don’t do paper plates in this household).