Hey Steel Shank!

[Steel Shank 9,424]

1 hour ago, Focht Up said:

Seems like there should be a hinge on there

Maybe next time I'll add some American slices. Was too focused on the rib part.

Also, I did a move I like to call The "Reverse Hinge" at your momma's house last night.

[Steel Shank 9,424]

1 hour ago, irishtexan said:

if there ain't mold on it, it ain't expired. 15 seconds in the microwave will bring that hot dog bun back to life. 

What's funny is I did wave them, but they were still much firmer than desired. I ate them with no hesitation, though.

[davidg 4,036]

4 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

What's funny is I did wave them, but they were still much firmer than desired. I ate them with no hesitation, though.

You put a slightly moist paper towel over those buns in the nuke and you’ll be good to go.

[Steel Shank 9,424]

3 minutes ago, davidg said:

You put a slightly moist paper towel over those buns in the nuke and you’ll be good to go.

Too late, gentle eater. Note taken. (SS tips hat)

[Dewey 3,286]

It's a giant crouton topped with rib meat, I say that's commendable. Good choice on the sides, always have hell picking from that side of the menu, always feel like I'm leaving a friend behind. 

[RPM 26,318]

8 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

Also, I did a move I like to call The "Reverse Hinge" at your momma's house last night.

[Steel Shank 9,424]

5 hours ago, RPM said:

Kinda, but more like Orlando Duque.

[Steel Shank 9,424]

8 hours ago, Dewey said:

It's a giant crouton topped with rib meat, I say that's commendable. Good choice on the sides, always have hell picking from that side of the menu, always feel like I'm leaving a friend behind. 

It was also National Pickle Day.

[CooterBrown 18,007]

He has an old iPhone 6….and he’s also kept my late mother’s old iPhone up and running…..which is creepy, because sometimes he’ll be using it to handle emails that still come to her account, he’ll pop over to FB, and like or comment on a post…under my dead mom’s account.
It gives us a chuckle.

You like to think it’s your dad.

[Gale Snoats 242]

On 11/8/2022 at 9:29 PM, ScottS said:

Wise man, indeed.  Much wiser than myself.  Also, I am a native of Lake Jackson, yet have never been to Lake Jackson Seafood.  I don't think it was around when I was growing up there and I don't get back too often.  Yeah, just looked it up and it was a Pizza Hut when I was living there.

Unrelated topic, but the El Chico days are numbered.  That was around when I was lived in Lake Jackson and I did not think it would ever close up.

Are you me?  I miss Cafe Laredo!

[Brisketexan 105,109]

So, the latest dispatch from the boy’s grocery scrounging in Scotland:



Did he buy it?
Fuck yes he did.

“I have no idea how to describe what this tastes like”
“Not Cajun And not Mexican either”
“It’s like a weak butter chicken with a bit of spice or pepper?”

I respect his intrepid spirit.

[davidg 4,036]

Is ender chicken pieces Scottish for chicken buttholes? Might explain the taste.

[Steel Shank 9,424]

The Ender would make a good pro wrassler name.

[ztejas 43,419]

3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

So, the latest dispatch from the boy’s grocery scrounging in Scotland:



Did he buy it?
Fuck yes he did.

“I have no idea how to describe what this tastes like”
“Not Cajun And not Mexican either”
“It’s like a weak butter chicken with a bit of spice or pepper?”

I respect his intrepid spirit.

Looks like Indian food. 

[Brisketexan 105,109]

21 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Looks like Indian food. 

Yeah, that was his take -- they used an indian food base and added some spices to call it.....cajun?  Mexican?

[futureman 22,457]

mexijun.

[elfenix 34,236]

it's like pralines in taquerias here in houston. 

[futureman 22,457]

15 minutes ago, elfenix said:

it's like pralines in taquerias here in houston. 

are pralines not mexican?

[RMac5 1,551]

Mexican pecan candy

[elfenix 34,236]

17 minutes ago, futureman said:

are pralines not mexican?

the ones in houston originate with the french in new orleans

[Sam Lin 3,556]

[Sam Lin 3,556]

[tigol 2,395]

27 minutes ago, Sam Lin said:

That looks badass.

[Blotto 23,498]

3 hours ago, tigol said:

That looks badass.

Agreed. I'm trying to figure out why we're looking at a picture of an ad rather than a picture of an actual pretzel dog. 

[tigol 2,395]

1 hour ago, Blotto said:

Agreed. I'm trying to figure out why we're looking at a picture of an ad rather than a picture of an actual pretzel dog. 

Le sigh.  This thread was the tits there for a fleeting moment. 

 

[Shoxthemonkey 1,977]

I like it when Tigol says "tits"

[Braff Zacklin 13,561]

I like tits.

[Sam Lin 3,556]

I like tigol's tits. Wait...

[Brisketexan 105,109]

I like tits.

A limb. You really went out on one.

[Braff Zacklin 13,561]

5 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

A limb. You really went out on one.

I know. I like money, too. I'm very controversial.

[tigol 2,395]

I like tigol's tits. Wait...

Let’s not get sidetracked, gentlemen. Carry on with the Shank concocktions.

[Shoxthemonkey 1,977]

She said cock, heh, heh.

[NorthLoop 14,195]

[ScottS 1,062]

On 11/15/2022 at 10:40 AM, Gale Snoats said:

Are you me?  I miss Cafe Laredo!

[Herbie Hancock 7,347]

@steelshank am I doing this right?

[elfenix 34,236]

burger looks like it might belong in the old fashioned burger stands thread

[RPM 26,318]

Light?

[Brisketexan 105,109]

Leftover venison chili, topped with Crystal and shredded cheese, spooned onto jalapeño saltines:

[Shoxthemonkey 1,977]

Cream can boil for lunch at work today. There are 4 kinds of sausage so I'll need to go back for more.

[NorthLoop 14,195]

Cream can boil huh.... can't say I've ever heard of that. Not sure if I'm intrigued or disgusted. 

[Kennythetiger 9,380]

27 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Cream can boil huh.... can't say I've ever heard of that. Not sure if I'm intrigued or disgusted. 

[Shoxthemonkey 1,977]

43 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Cream can boil huh.... can't say I've ever heard of that. Not sure if I'm intrigued or disgusted. 

We used to use old style cream cans or milk cans but we use my crawfish pot now. Same same.

https://www.southdakotamagazine.com/cream-can-cooking

[Covri 6,249]

1 hour ago, Shoxthemonkey said:

We used to use old style cream cans or milk cans but we use my crawfish pot now. Same same.

https://www.southdakotamagazine.com/cream-can-cooking

Fucking white people 🙄

[deft 6,845]

Larry’s David not sure .gif

[Beau Vine 54,215]

 

[ztejas 43,419]

5 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Banned from cooking? I like where her head's at, first of all. She's clearly a go-getter with a lot of big ideas. Second of all, with some fine tuning that could be a hell of a meal. 

She should invite me over and I can help her work the kinks out. 

[Shoxthemonkey 1,977]

22 hours ago, Shoxthemonkey said:

Cream can boil for lunch at work today. There are 4 kinds of sausage so I'll need to go back for more.

We're doing breakfast for the shop guys with the leftovers from yesterday. Pretty fancy kitchen, I know.

[Steel Shank 9,424]

Happy Thanksgiving, you bunch of slack-jawed, low budget food connoisseurs.

[ChickenSandwich 9,834]

Left over cheese burger, japs, red and green salsa, mozz stick and jalapeño ranch on flour

Happy Thanksgiving pregaming you filthy animals 

Edited November 24, 2022 by ChickenSandwich

[Steel Shank 9,424]

^^^ As a seasonal offering, I'm a longtime fan of turkey and dressing with whatever kinda cheese you got with a little green sauce on a tortilla.