Hey Steel Shank!

[Judge Roybeanbag 11822]

Couple of leftover grilled weiners. Shredded cheese hinge, spicy mustard, dill relish, jalapeños and fancied it up with some smoked Gouda on top.

[RPM 26426]

[Steel Shank 9439]

Show ‘em how to do it, judgey-wudgey!

[Celery Man 21026]

Ok I know the presentation is off but fyi these onions are a day old

[South Austin 52686]

7 hours ago, Celery Man said:

fyi these onions are a day old

We call that “dry aged.”

[Judge Roybeanbag 11822]

4 hours ago, South Austin said:

We call that “dry aged.”

Or as Joseph would say about stale onions, “No slab, has moderate cry”.

[Blotto 23681]

Seems like as good a thread as any for this. Just watching the video made we want to take a dump. No non-Polynesian country will ever out-fat the USA

 

[Al_4_ISU 12528]

Leftover dogs, kraut, raw onion, pepperoncini, dijon, mustard based relish, Whataburger ketchup, Tillamook cheddar hinge, shitty low carb wrap. Deductions for permanent plating.

[deft 6900]

Well plus bonus points for importing whataburger ketchup instead of Wawa’s or whatever the fuck that is

[Al_4_ISU 12528]

15 minutes ago, deft said:

Well plus bonus points for importing whataburger ketchup instead of Wawa’s or whatever the fuck that is

I always have Whataburger ketchup handy.  The spicy version that is.

Edited July 12 by Al_4_ISU

[RPM 26426]

Nice wiener.

[Jameslaw121 4455]

Dinner

[4th&Five 41701]

3 hours ago, Jameslaw121 said:

Dinner

[Al_4_ISU 12528]

16 hours ago, Jameslaw121 said:

Dinner

[South Austin 52686]

On 7/12/2024 at 7:34 AM, Al_4_ISU said:

Leftover dogs, kraut, raw onion, pepperoncini, dijon, mustard based relish, Whataburger ketchup, Tillamook cheddar hinge, shitty low carb wrap. Deductions for permanent plating.

Deductions for low carb tortilla and plate, but it's still a solid 8/10.  And I know japs are a mainstay on this thread, but I have a jar of pepperoncini in my fridge at all times.

[Jameslaw121 4455]

27 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Deductions for low carb tortilla and plate, but it's still a solid 8/10.  And I know japs are a mainstay on this thread, but I have a jar of pepperoncini in my fridge at all times.

I'm with you on the pepperoncini. I love jalapenos, but my stomach can't take them very often anymore. 

[Al_4_ISU 12528]

35 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Deductions for low carb tortilla and plate, but it's still a solid 8/10.  And I know japs are a mainstay on this thread, but I have a jar of pepperoncini in my fridge at all times.

I love japs but the wife had bought the pepperoncini for some pasta salad, and per the spirit of the thread I tend to just go with what's in the fridge at the time.  Same with the low carb tortilla.  They aren't good, but they're good enough for having half the calories of a regular one.

[huge 3798]

9 minutes ago, Al_4_ISU said:

I love japs but the wife had bought the pepperoncini for some pasta salad, and per the spirit of the thread I tend to just go with what's in the fridge at the time.  Same with the low carb tortilla.  They aren't good, but they're good enough for having half the calories of a regular one.

We can all overlook the use of the word "calories" on this thread.  But not repeatedly ok?

[Al_4_ISU 12528]

55 minutes ago, huge said:

We can all overlook the use of the word "calories" on this thread.  But not repeatedly ok?

Alas, it was my only binder.  Sometimes you just have to deal with non-Shankworthy ingredients.  I'll keep it a minimum.

[Post Oak 20327]

Had some salami that I needed to get through. So I cut it in ribbons, cooked it until it gots crispy in the skillet.  Put them on some eggs with parm. Not bad.

[Al_4_ISU 12528]

Holy shit, that looks like it slams.

[Post Oak 20327]

It really did.  I'm gonna make it again. Next time I'll cook the salami a little longer so that it crisps up a bit more. Definitely a nice change on eggs. 

[South Austin 52686]

I’m totally making that.

[mooseoutfront 3643]

We refer to that as "The Wolowitz" in our household. 

In the parlance of our times, it slams and goes hard. 

[Steamboat1874 4152]

2 hours ago, Post Oak said:

Had some salami that I needed to get through. So I cut it in ribbons, cooked it until it gots crispy in the skillet.  Put them on some eggs with parm. Not bad.

Awesome

[wd40 1976]

I do something similar with pepperoni.  cut in half, the lay them out on doubled/folded paper towel, then on foiled tray in the toaster oven.  set it to dark toast and the come out nice and crunchy in just a few minutes with basically zero cleanup except the paper towels.

if your toaster oven gets above 450deg, you might want to back it off a bit.  or try parchment paper, if you're scared.

[Braff Zacklin 13672]

Spent the past five days camping and flyfishing in the Idaho wilderness. Night before leaving town, I cooked a massive, 2.25-pound rib steak and only ate half of it. Tossed the leftover half (first spoilered pic) in the cooler so it would not go to waste. First night at camp, sliced up the steak, added fresh grilled onions and japs (second pic), and rolled it all into some tortillas (unspoilered pic).

Spoiler

Spoiler

[Dutch 4497]

Wife and kid: can we haz breffiss for dinner?

Me: 

 

[elfenix 34385]

On 7/15/2024 at 11:31 PM, Braff Zacklin said:

Spent the past five days camping and flyfishing in the Idaho wilderness. Night before leaving town, I cooked a massive, 2.25-pound rib steak and only ate half of it. Tossed the leftover half (first spoilered pic) in the cooler so it would not go to waste. First night at camp, sliced up the steak, added fresh grilled onions and japs (second pic), and rolled it all into some tortillas (unspoilered pic).

  Reveal hidden contents

  Reveal hidden contents

the patina on the hood of the truck is a nice touch

Edited July 17 by elfenix

[luke duke 6420]

Dinner

Needs Cheetos

[deft 6900]

Leftover bistek tostada snackies. And a tequila soda.

[gernblansten 3198]

As I mowed down a Loco Moco on the North Shore this morning, I determined Steel Shank descendants must’ve passed through. Rice providing a cozy bed for two hamburger patties smothered in brown gravy and topped off with two sunny side eggs with a side of macaroni salad sneaking into the main event. For. Fucking. Breakfast. Black coffee with a Tito’s, pineapple juice, lychee juice and splash of black cherry drink chaser adds to the experience. All hail Shank’s descendants, worshippers, and followers. 
 

*pictures not included as somehow I’ll accidentally reveal my DOB, SSN, mother’s maiden name, first pet name, street I grew up on and my porn star name. 

[deft 6900]

Breakfast in Hawaii kicks Ass. Even at McDonalds. Fucking Spam and rice a shit.

[DalTxHornFan 3122]

3 minutes ago, deft said:

Breakfast in Hawaii kicks Ass. Even at McDonalds. Fucking Spam and rice a shit.

Loco Moco is the answer.

[Steel Shank 9439]

1 hour ago, gernblansten said:

As I mowed down a Loco Moco on the North Shore this morning, I determined Steel Shank descendants must’ve passed through. Rice providing a cozy bed for two hamburger patties smothered in brown gravy and topped off with two sunny side eggs with a side of macaroni salad sneaking into the main event. For. Fucking. Breakfast. Black coffee with a Tito’s, pineapple juice, lychee juice and splash of black cherry drink chaser adds to the experience. All hail Shank’s descendants, worshippers, and followers. 
 

*pictures not included as somehow I’ll accidentally reveal my DOB, SSN, mother’s maiden name, first pet name, street I grew up on and my porn star name. 

Mark me as "Impressed as fuck".

[BurntOrange&White 40436]

Wrong thread

Edited July 18 by BurntOrange&White

[deft 6900]

Loco Moco is the answer.

Oh no doubt. I’ve gained a few pounds from that alone. I didn’t mean to besmirch the awesomeness of loco moco so much as to say “even McDonalds is nailing it”.

[elfenix 34385]

grew up in katy isd where rice was commonly on the lunch menu (used to be farmed out there).  steak fingers + rice and gravy over everything was lowkey the best thing in the regular lunch line. never did care for rectangle pizza (pepperoni wasn't so bad but it was usually sausage which was terrible), and the burgers were downright awful.

so loco moco is kinda my jam.

Edited July 18 by elfenix

[Dewey 3314]

Just happy to report that the DQ steak fingers are still on point. 10/10. 

[tigol 2421]

Just happy to report that the DQ steak fingers are still on point. 10/10. 

There are few meals more satisfying than a DQ finger basket.

[Brisketexan 105569]

I have never had loco moco.  I need to remedy that.

[wd40 1976]

crawfish po'boy on toasted hoagie (simulated baguette).  swiss hinge.  dressed.

 

[SydneyCarton 48297]

1 hour ago, wd40 said:

crawfish po'boy on toasted hoagie (simulated baguette).  swiss hinge.  dressed.

 

Boy, this certainly seems like it's in the wrong thead, but maybe I'm crazy:
 

 

[TPCJ007 48]

Found a pic of loco moco from pool burger in Austin.

[wd40 1976]

2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Boy, this certainly seems like it's in the wrong thead, but maybe I'm crazy:
 

 

surl gonna surl.  

can't remember if it ever got settled, but iirc, hinged bread makes it not a sandwich.  wasn't worth digging that up again or having some effete coonass go off over minor violations of cajun cuisine.

anyway, this thread was near the top, which served my lazy nature---which fits this thread.

so...congrats, I guess, thread cop.

[ScottS 1091]

This new offering by the Kansas City Royals at their ballpark must have been inspired by this thread.

 

[deft 6900]

There are few meals more satisfying than a DQ finger basket.

Not to question your authority on the matter but I decided to do a little research myself. I can confirm that as of 730 pm, the dude sandwich still abides. My daughter turned 8 today and when asked what she wanted for her meal, she answered with DQ…no hesitation.

[Underdog 28869]

Sriracha cracker jacks? 

[Judge Roybeanbag 11822]

Taco Bell tacos, crushed four of them (only two shown here) before realizing I should probably stop due to copay restraints.  

[RPM 26426]

18 hours ago, Underdog said:

Sriracha cracker jacks? 

Genius marketing to get rid of all the shit they couldn't sell.