Hey Steel Shank!

[deft 6747]

My wife is going to find me dead on the shitter like Elvis later so let’s make sure we’ve got the wreath fund up to snuff.

I was already making some bean and cheese for the kids but tacos are boring and I still had some leftover bbq.

I started with cheese hinge. Throw some shredded down on the pan and the hot dog bun on top of that for the hinge while the scored Weiner is in the air fryer getting its crisp on.

Then my already lightly toasted flour tilla gets a slather of refried and wraps around the hotdog bun. That’s right ladies and gents. We’ve got a double decker taco homage here. Then the toasted Weiner gets laid upon its bubbly cheese hinge. Then comes the chopped up pork belly burnt ends. Then some sour cream. Then some cilantro….you know to make it healthy.







Yes, I’ll clean my stovetop if I don’t get got by a mild cardial infarction first.

[ztejas 42775]

[CoachTex 2612]

On 7/17/2024 at 6:52 PM, gernblansten said:

As I mowed down a Loco Moco on the North Shore this morning, I determined Steel Shank descendants must’ve passed through. Rice providing a cozy bed for two hamburger patties smothered in brown gravy and topped off with two sunny side eggs with a side of macaroni salad sneaking into the main event. For. Fucking. Breakfast. Black coffee with a Tito’s, pineapple juice, lychee juice and splash of black cherry drink chaser adds to the experience. All hail Shank’s descendants, worshippers, and followers. 
 

*pictures not included as somehow I’ll accidentally reveal my DOB, SSN, mother’s maiden name, first pet name, street I grew up on and my porn star name. 

As I just got back from there let me help you out. 

Spare rib version in waioli.  It is bad ass.

 

Dinner last night. Jalapeno refried beans and japs. Also some chicken ranch ones for funzies.

[gernblansten 3122]

3 hours ago, CoachTex said:

As I just got back from there let me help you out. 

Spare rib version in waioli.  It is bad ass.

 

Dinner last night. Jalapeno refried beans and japs. Also some chicken ranch ones for funzies.

Rep for picking me up, but since it’s on a plate with chives instead of served in a to go container, that’s a much fancier loco moco than I encountered. Don’t see the side of macaroni salad either. Were you at a black tie event at the King of Hawaii’s Palace? 

[CoachTex 2612]

31 minutes ago, gernblansten said:

Rep for picking me up, but since it’s on a plate with chives instead of served in a to go container, that’s a much fancier loco moco than I encountered. Don’t see the side of macaroni salad either. Were you at a black tie event at the King of Hawaii’s Palace? 

🤣 No Waioli Tea Room near Manoa Falls. Yes fancy presentation, but was dinning in my swim suit so not a fancy place. I would not have posted it here due to above mentioned infractions but place is legit with a great mission. Please forgive the lack of hand gun, schlitz beer, and absent cheese hinge.  Thought noach would cove for my transgressions. 

Edited July 23 by CoachTex

[Dutch 4447]

On 7/18/2024 at 8:20 PM, ScottS said:

This new offering by the Kansas City Royals at their ballpark must have been inspired by this thread.

 

Who would try that?

And you know all you degenerates would, too.

Only thing is Imma bet the Royals are charging $60, whereas we all could probably whip up that bitch with what we have in the fridge right now.

[irishtexan 11413]

It’s been a while since I’ve posted in this thread. Was diagnosed with type 2 diabetes in April - which should probably be the official disease of this thread. So no white bread, refined carbs for me. Had to pour one out for chili cheese dogs.

But sausage is a-ok. Opa’s jalapeño and cheddar links with some shitty red wine, which I’m drinking because I also get gout now, and wine is better for gout than beer.

Actually, what should be the official disease of the Shank thread? Gout or Type 2? Either way, I’m sponsored.

[wd40 1976]

 

Edited July 25 by wd40

[burns_312 353]

Who would try that?

And you know all you degenerates would, too.
Only thing is Imma bet the Royals are charging $60, whereas we all could probably whip up that bitch with what we have in the fridge right now.

Will report back Saturday. Will be in KC for game vs Cubs Friday night.

[Frank The Tank 1436]

A man without chips cannot naoch.
But, a man with leftover taco shells, still has chips. 

[Blotto 23245]

18 minutes ago, Frank The Tank said:

A man without chips cannot naoch.
But, a man with leftover taco shells, still has chips. 

[NorthLoop 13930]

12 hours ago, Frank The Tank said:

A man without chips cannot naoch.
But, a man with leftover taco shells, still has chips. 

That's some fancy china you got there...

[mooseoutfront 3631]

I have a friend who uses the summer to experiment making different types of sausages out of moose. 
 

I’ve been snacking on a spicy moose soppressata he made. I think he nailed this one. 

[deft 6747]

Moose out front shoulda told ya

[Paco 1905]

It’s been a while since I’ve posted in this thread. Was diagnosed with type 2 diabetes in April - which should probably be the official disease of this thread. So no white bread, refined carbs for me. Had to pour one out for chili cheese dogs.

But sausage is a-ok. Opa’s jalapeño and cheddar links with some shitty red wine, which I’m drinking because I also get gout now, and wine is better for gout than beer.

Actually, what should be the official disease of the Shank thread? Gout or Type 2? Either way, I’m sponsored.

What's the silverware for? You wearing a nice shirt or something?

[RPM 26090]

4 hours ago, Paco said:

What's the silverware for? You wearing a nice shirt or something?

Maybe he just likes getting stabby. He is Irish.

[Underdog 28118]

Length vs Girth. 

[Texzilla588 765]

It’s been a while since I’ve posted in this thread. Was diagnosed with type 2 diabetes in April - which should probably be the official disease of this thread. So no white bread, refined carbs for me. Had to pour one out for chili cheese dogs.

But sausage is a-ok. Opa’s jalapeño and cheddar links with some shitty red wine, which I’m drinking because I also get gout now, and wine is better for gout than beer.

Actually, what should be the official disease of the Shank thread? Gout or Type 2? Either way, I’m sponsored.

You’re still in the serious portion of your Type 2 diagnosis. Get a Dexcom or freestyle CGM and you’ll see how foods affect your glucose. Carbs aren’t all carbs. Just add more meds you can eat about anything.

[irishtexan 11413]

4 minutes ago, Texzilla588 said:

You’re still in the serious portion of your Type 2 diagnosis. Get a Dexcom or freestyle CGM and you’ll see how foods affect your glucose. Carbs aren’t all carbs. Just add more meds you can eat about anything.

I've got a Libra 3. I also take insulin, metformin, and jardiance. I've been able to keep my glucose in range for 99% of the time over the last few months. I mostly eat wheat bread when eating bread carbs, and do occasionally eat white bread and am still able to stay in range. If anything, I'm struggling with dropping into low glucose territory during the night. I've got my second visit with an endocrinologist next month and I assume we'll have a better understanding of what my treatment plan and diet is going to be. But right now I'm just trying to avoid unnecessary carbs and eat right. 

Sorry for the diabetes hijack. 

[Steel Shank 9330]

Chalupas con puestas for the boy.
 

 

Raise your hand if you've ever licked a glob of bean dip off of a chip bag clip.

Edited July 27 by Steel Shank

[Texzilla588 765]

I've got a Libra 3. I also take insulin, metformin, and jardiance. I've been able to keep my glucose in range for 99% of the time over the last few months. I mostly eat wheat bread when eating bread carbs, and do occasionally eat white bread and am still able to stay in range. If anything, I'm struggling with dropping into low glucose territory during the night. I've got my second visit with an endocrinologist next month and I assume we'll have a better understanding of what my treatment plan and diet is going to be. But right now I'm just trying to avoid unnecessary carbs and eat right. 
Sorry for the diabetes hijack. 

Don’t get that jardiance taint rot.

[tigol 2376]

19 minutes ago, Texzilla588 said:

Don’t get that jardiance taint rot.

God damn......you could fuck up a car accident.

[CoachTex 2612]

On 7/25/2024 at 4:00 PM, deft said:

Moose out front shoulda told ya

It can't, they ate it.

[BurntOrange&White 38767]

 

[Braff Zacklin 13289]

And the cost of that wonderful combination? 

About tree fiddy.

[Steel Shank 9330]

10 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

He's enjoying that tasty with enthusiasm and gusto.

[luke duke 6361]

jardiance taint rot.

That’s my favorite band. You’ve probably never heard of them.

[Texzilla588 765]

That’s my favorite band. You’ve probably never heard of them.

That jingle gives me brain rot.

[Underdog 28118]

Gives?

[Post Oak 20092]

Smashburger grilled cheese

Butter, bread, meat and cheese.

[gernblansten 3122]

Not sure if I want to add or deduct points for the bread not facing the same direction. I'll lean toward artistry over error and 2 additional points.

[Texzilla588 765]

Smashburger grilled cheese
Butter, bread, meat and cheese.

Fuckin A

[huge 3774]

1 hour ago, gernblansten said:

Not sure if I want to add or deduct points for the bread not facing the same direction. I'll lean toward artistry over error and 2 additional points.

It represents the raison d'etre of this thread 

[Braff Zacklin 13289]

Raisins? In a smashburger? The hell you say, boy!

[NorthLoop 13930]

Naoch. Yes that's Ricos. 

 

 

[Steel Shank 9330]

Saw the Rico’s truck today on 35. They’re equivalent to the Wienermobile. Had an instant craving for nachos made with cheese from a can. Along with some Star Crunches.

[BurntOrange&White 38767]

1 hour ago, NorthLoop said:

Naoch. Yes that's Ricos. 

 

 

They know how to nacho. 
 

honestly shitty ballpark nachos with the round chips and Rico’s cheese with tons of jalapeños will always be my go to meal at a game. I don’t fuck with the chili though, got burned once on it

Edited August 2 by BurntOrange&White

[deft 6747]

Ballpark nachos with a shitload of poorly strained jalapeños

[NorthLoop 13930]

Didn't have any japs but that was well Seasoned taco meat

[Underdog 28118]

 

a little fancier than what y’all are talking about but you get the idea. 

[tigol 2376]

3 minutes ago, Underdog said:

 

a little fancier than what y’all are talking about but you get the idea. 

Fuckin' A, man.

[CycleTex87 2944]

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

 

a little fancier than what y’all are talking about but you get the idea. 

Cubs hat?

[Underdog 28118]

Wasn’t mine just a stock photo from google. 

[Steel Shank 9330]

[deft 6747]

Just enough Al pastor leftover to make some naoch scooby snacks

[Braff Zacklin 13289]

Zoinks!

[Brisketexan 103515]

5 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

Pro tip: those Popeyes fries are great when you dice them, crisp them in hot oil in a pan, then add your eggs to make spicy cajun potato egg and cheese tacos the next day.

You're welcome.

[Steel Shank 9330]

[Braff Zacklin 13289]

Ah, yes, the ol' pickle-and-cheese taco, with ham for a tortilla. If I've seen it once, I've seen it a million times.

I think we have the same santoku, dude.

[deft 6747]

The lo carb wt cubano. I got u mang