Hey Steel Shank!

[Al Czervik 1,229]

On 8/24/2024 at 10:37 PM, ztejas said:

Little game watching snack.

Scholz Garten messed up taking these off the menu. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15,948]

On it.

Those were supposed to be HEB jap saltines, but grabbed the wrong damn sleeve. Clearly the green box right under was too difficult. 

[BurntOrange&White 39,930]

1 hour ago, Focht Up said:

Gentlemen,  I present perhaps the greatest stoner snack of all time.  Fucking cheese on a cracker.

I dig it. A little hot sauce and you’re cooking

[Braff Zacklin 13,553]

 

19 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

34 minutes ago, Texzilla588 said:

That’s real cheese. I think aerosol cheese might be slightly better.

On it.

Those were supposed to be HEB jap saltines, but grabbed the wrong damn sleeve. Clearly the green box right under was too difficult. 

 

[ChickenSandwich 9,827]

Chuy’s Jalapeño Ranch

 

[ztejas 43,411]

5 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Chuy’s Jalapeño Ranch

 

Rep for the greatest potato chip ever conceived. 

[irishtexan 11,515]

11 hours ago, Focht Up said:

Gentlemen,  I present perhaps the greatest stoner snack of all time.  Fucking cheese on a cracker.

With the cottonmouth you're gonna get, dry and hard cheddar cheese on a dry cracker is gonna be very difficult to chew. 

[Focht Up 631]

1 hour ago, irishtexan said:

With the cottonmouth you're gonna get, dry and hard cheddar cheese on a dry cracker is gonna be very difficult to chew. 

I feel like that is what beer is for.

[Brisketexan 105,066]

6 hours ago, ztejas said:

Rep for the greatest potato chip ever conceived. 

This.  In our household, those are a treat.  Because once you open the bag, they're fucking gone that day.  All four of us will demolish them.

[Covri 6,244]

Cajun crawtator >> Voodoo imo 

[luke duke 6,412]

Gentlemen,  I present perhaps the greatest stoner snack of all time.  Fucking cheese on a cracker.

Username checks out.

[Brisketexan 105,066]

1 minute ago, luke duke said:

Username checks out.

Also, that's too upscale for the proper stoned/wasted snack.  The PROPER version is four saltine crackers, topped with one piece of plastic-wrapped American cheese that you have unwrapped, folded over, and then folded over again to create four somewhat even squares that top a saltine perfectly, looking something like this:

L-I-V-I-N.

[BurntOrange&White 39,930]

I’m more of a club/ritz person when it comes to piece of cheese on cracker. 
 

I love saltines with chili and stew though. 

Edited August 28 by BurntOrange&White

[Shoxthemonkey 1,977]

On 8/25/2024 at 6:51 PM, wd40 said:

wife had bookclub tonight, so the kids and I made poutine.   kicked mine up a notch with a handful of goodies from the pickeld jap jar.  and yes, I'm now sure I'm tatertot people.

had some gravy left.  also remembered we had a leftover cheeseburger patty.  doing my part to declutter the fridge.

This isn't a Steel Shank entrant but I didn't know where else to park it. This excellent looking poutine prompted my post.

Breakfast Poutine onboard a ferry from St. John, N.B. to Digby N.S. last week.

[Masshole Horn 769]

TWO DIFFERENT PLATES?!?!?! WTF?!?!?!

[NorthLoop 14,181]

5 minutes ago, Masshole Horn said:

TWO DIFFERENT PLATES?!?!?! WTF?!?!?!

Plate on top of bowler hat maybe? Fuckin Canadians. 

[Shoxthemonkey 1,977]

It was the Fancy Ferry

[wd40 1,976]

pre-grated cheese and some runny-ass egg.  I'll allow it (not that I have any authority).

[ztejas 43,411]

On 8/27/2024 at 12:28 PM, Covri said:

Cajun crawtator >> Voodoo imo 

I think the voodoo has the crawtator seasoning on it. 

[Covri 6,244]

18 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I think the voodoo has the crawtator seasoning on it. 

Yeah but it has a strong tomato flavor that covers up some of the other flavors. Surprisingly I like it more on the pretzel twists than the chips.

[MissingInAction 25,011]

Bird bird biscuit lunch.

Chicken sausage, biscuit, seasoned fries and bacon chipotle dipping sauce. Tub o gravy.

Reserving a spot in the shart thread.

 

Edited August 29 by MissingInAction

[Post Oak 20,208]

Ham egg and cheese

[South Austin 52,453]

23 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Bird bird biscuit lunch.

Chicken sausage, biscuit, seasoned fries and bacon chipotle dipping sauce. Tub o gravy.

Reserving a spot in the shart thread.

 

Looks great.  But maybe I need a refresher on the rules for this thread.  I thought it was reserved for homemade concoctions using leftover dregs from the fridge and other random stuff around the kitchen, not restaurant take out. 

Or do I have it wrong, and is it generally anything on a disposable plate that has a high degree of running through your colon in half an hour, whether in liquid or gas form (or both)?

[MissingInAction 25,011]

12 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Looks great.  But maybe I need a refresher on the rules for this thread.  I thought it was reserved for homemade concoctions using leftover dregs from the fridge and other random stuff around the kitchen, not restaurant take out. 

Or do I have it wrong, and is it generally anything on a disposable plate that has a high degree of running through your colon in half an hour, whether in liquid or gas form (or both)?

Apparently I did not get the memo.

I thought this was the greasy food which will kill us thread.

[baboso 6,054]

[deft 6,837]

I think it can be pre-prepared greasy food that can kill us but only if it’s fried gizzards or comes in an allsups paper envelope.

[Dewey 3,286]

Leftover cheek meat (taco de cabeza)

Red stuff is ground chiltepin

[RPM 26,317]

16 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Apparently I did not get the memo.

I thought this was the greasy food which will kill us thread.

Food looks great, but that fancy eatin' plate is sus.

[MissingInAction 25,011]

5 minutes ago, RPM said:

Food looks great, but that fancy eatin' plate is sus.

Got it. I'll be hitting up a taco truck on Cameron while pre gaming. 

Torta Cubana pics to follow.

[Judge Roybeanbag 11,819]

12 hours ago, deft said:

I think it can be pre-prepared greasy food that can kill us but only if it’s fried gizzards or comes in an allsups paper envelope.

Yes, gas station food and repurposed takeout leftovers are acceptable.  The jack in the box taco casserole is a prime example.  

[MissingInAction 25,011]

Just reading that sent me to the toilet.

[Judge Roybeanbag 11,819]

1 hour ago, MissingInAction said:

Just reading that sent me to the toilet.

The toilet is your friend.   Hook’em horns!   Today is a good day!

[Underdog 28,576]

1 hour ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Yes, gas station food and repurposed takeout leftovers are acceptable.  The jack in the box taco casserole is a prime example.  

 

[Braff Zacklin 13,553]

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

Oh, you poor, pathetic bastard--you missed out on a masterpiece!

[luke duke 6,412]

 

https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/index.php?/topic/318-Hey-Steel-Shank%21/page__view__findpost__p__5812459&share_type=t&link_source=app

[Masshole Horn 769]

Yep. I see that in my future.

[Underdog 28,576]

9 hours ago, luke duke said:

https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/index.php?/topic/318-Hey-Steel-Shank%21/page__view__findpost__p__5812459&share_type=t&link_source=app

If only I had a JiTB near me. 

Edited September 1 by Underdog

[Jameslaw121 4,448]

I know most people had a lot better game day food. But this was our choice for my wife and two kids during the UT game.

We went through 4 trays during the game.

[Dutch 4,465]

Sometimes, as a parent, you wonder how you’re doing. Are you having an impact? Is your child really absorbing the knowledge that you’re attempting to pass on?

Then, one Labor Day morning, your kid asks “Hey Dad. We have some leftover steak from yesterday, right? Can you make me a taco with some of it?”

Edited September 2 by Dutch

[NorthLoop 14,181]

Microwave burrito smothered in Ricos and salsa. 

[Steel Shank 9,421]

Been watching a lot of TV lately (start of football season). Seeing ads has me thinking - I may use AI to inspire me to create amazing dishes from my own fridge that will bring happiness to people around the world!!

[BurntOrange&White 39,930]

36 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

Been watching a lot of TV lately (start of football season). Seeing ads has me thinking - I may use AI to inspire me to create amazing dishes from my own fridge that will bring happiness to people around the world!!

[shadow_operative2.0 15,948]

7 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

Microwave burrito smothered in Ricos and salsa. 

El Monterey? Had one of these before the FSU Dublin game with salsa, it was fucking awful. 

[RPM 26,317]

On 9/2/2024 at 10:23 PM, shadow_operative2.0 said:

El Monterey? Had one of these before the FSU Dublin game with salsa, it was fucking awful. 

You did it wrong. Air Fryer turns them magical.

[shadow_operative2.0 15,948]

There's enough of 'em left in the pack to try. I'll get some cheese sauce too. 

[RPM 26,317]

2 burritos at 380 for 12 min. Flip at 6 min. Let them sit for a couple minutes or risk incinerating the roof of your mouth.

[Brisketexan 105,066]

Man, y'all are overthinking it.

Get some of these:

Prepare in the oven or air fryer.

Top with plenty of this, heated on the stove or microwave:

Then top with a shitload of grated cheddar, maybe some fresh diced onions.

It's goddamned glorious, and a super-cheap tex-mex feast.

[BurntOrange&White 39,930]

On 9/2/2024 at 10:23 PM, shadow_operative2.0 said:

El Monterey? Had one of these before the FSU Dublin game with salsa, it was fucking awful. 

Back in the day I'd put a pack of these in a baking dish with a can or two of wolf brand chili(no beans) and a pack of shredded cheese on top in the oven until the cheese is melted and burritos are cooked through.

[Brisketexan 105,066]

17 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Back in the day I'd put a pack of these in a baking dish with a can or two of wolf brand chili(no beans) and a pack of shredded cheese on top in the oven until the cheese is melted and burritos are cooked through.

[4th&Five 41,513]

Air fried HEB chicken egg roll + JITB taco sauce. Pretty great snack while packing for Michigan.