Hey Steel Shank!

[Braff Zacklin 13284]

11 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Man, y'all are overthinking it.

Get some of these:

Prepare in the oven or air fryer.

Top with plenty of this, heated on the stove or microwave:

Then top with a shitload of grated cheddar, maybe some fresh diced onions.

It's goddamned glorious, and a super-cheap tex-mex feast.

The beef and bean green chile versions are my go-to. Smother with pepper jack cheese and, of all things, Red Dot. Fuckin' livin'.

I posted pics before.

Spoiler

 

Edited September 5 by Braff Zacklin

[Steel Shank 9325]

On 9/2/2024 at 9:59 PM, BurntOrange&White said:

You wish you knew.

[Texzilla588 764]

Air fried HEB chicken egg roll + JITB taco sauce. Pretty great snack while packing for Michigan. 

The details are important. Using a paper towel instead of the common paper plate along with repurposed fast food sauce packet moves this from 9.8 to 9.9. A pistol and shot of cheap liquor would move to a 10. Bravo!

[Steel Shank 9325]

4 minutes ago, Texzilla588 said:

The details are important. Using a paper towel instead of the common paper plate along with repurposed fast food sauce packet moves this from 9.8 to 9.9. A pistol and shot of cheap liquor would move to a 10. Bravo!

Yes

[Texzilla588 764]

Back in the day I'd put a pack of these in a baking dish with a can or two of wolf brand chili(no beans) and a pack of shredded cheese on top in the oven until the cheese is melted and burritos are cooked through.

I e thought I about this but never done it. You’ve inspired me to do it with the bag I’ve got in the freezer. I’ll add onions and japs. Maybe some crumbled el patio chips on top.

See…you’re doing the Lords work. Serving humanity with your culinary creations.

[Blotto 23228]

Had some leftover skirt steak, so naoch is on the menu tonight. Out of the paper china, so I had to class it up a bit. 

 

[ChickenSandwich 9751]

Pork tenderloin, grilled onion, jalapeño, ghost pepper and cheddar cheese. 

 

[Brisketexan 103158]

Wanted naoch as a snack. Was out of shredded cheddar. Had some leftover taco meat and some sliced American cheese. Success. Oh, and we’re all out of paper plates.

[ChickenSandwich 9751]

 

 

[Wiler77 1539]

Pork nachos?  Bacon wrapped sausage?  Username definitely not checking out.

[NorthLoop 13908]

On 9/7/2024 at 4:49 PM, ChickenSandwich said:

Pork tenderloin, grilled onion, jalapeño, ghost pepper and cheddar cheese. 

 

Curious, do you handwash that pint glass and/or only use it on special occasions? Every beer mug/pint glass/etc I have that ever had any type of markings or decals all end up faded away completely after about 5 years or so. 

[ChickenSandwich 9751]

Hand wash and rarely use her. 

[ztejas 42744]

Little fancy on the presentation. I'll take the points deduction.

[NorthLoop 13908]

What kind of sauce is that on your sour cream dollops? 

[shadow_operative2.0 15672]

I'm going with Taco Bell. 

[ztejas 42744]

5 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

What kind of sauce is that on your sour cream dollops? 

Cholula.

[NorthLoop 13908]

Just now, ztejas said:

Cholula.

5 stars sir. 

[Texzilla58 4683]

On 9/8/2024 at 8:26 PM, Brisketexan said:

Wanted naoch as a snack. Was out of shredded cheddar. Had some leftover taco meat and some sliced American cheese. Success. Oh, and we’re all out of paper plates.

Maybe I’m a hard as but as much as I love the creativity and resourcefulness…the plate sticks out.  No paper plates?  Surely you had a paper towel.  Or a piece of foil.  A board.  A cookie sheet.  

[ChickenSandwich 9751]

15 hours ago, Wiler77 said:

Pork nachos?  Bacon wrapped sausage?  Username definitely not checking out.

[RPM 26075]

9 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:

Maybe I’m a hard as but as much as I love the creativity and resourcefulness…the plate sticks out.  No paper plates?  Surely you had a paper towel.  Or a piece of foil.  A board.  A cookie sheet.  

Gotta agree with this. Y'all quit buying tin foil or something?

[Underdog 27968]

10 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:

Maybe I’m a hard as but as much as I love the creativity and resourcefulness…the plate sticks out.  No paper plates?  Surely you had a paper towel.  Or a piece of foil.  A board.  A cookie sheet.  

 

1 hour ago, RPM said:

Gotta agree with this. Y'all quit buying tin foil or something?

No. 

[Brisketexan 103158]

I follow a scottish recipe page.  This is haggis and black pudding pizza, which I would 100% smash:

[Focht Up 631]

5 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

I follow a scottish recipe page.  This is haggis and black pudding pizza, which I would 100% smash:

Not sure what black pudding is , but I'd eat haggis any day.

[elfenix 34001]

1 hour ago, Focht Up said:

Not sure what black pudding is , but I'd eat haggis any day.

blood sausage

 

  

7 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

I follow a scottish recipe page.  This is haggis and black pudding pizza, which I would 100% smash:

onions 👎

Edited September 10 by elfenix

[Brisketexan 103158]

43 minutes ago, elfenix said:

blood sausage

 

  

onions 👎

Wait....of the three main toppings on there, the ONIONS are what turn you off?

[NorthLoop 13908]

Most Scottish food is based on a dare. 

[SurlyBDR 22351]

3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Wait....of the three main toppings on there, the ONIONS are what turn you off?

 

My boss has a visceral reaction to smelling raw onions in the office. It was a mainstay of entertainment for me before I started working remotely a few years ago.

[UTCzech III 2892]

On 9/4/2024 at 10:32 AM, BurntOrange&White said:

Back in the day I'd put a pack of these in a baking dish with a can or two of wolf brand chili(no beans) and a pack of shredded cheese on top in the oven until the cheese is melted and burritos are cooked through.

One of my favorite meals back in the 80's when we were dirt poor.  Package of hamburger meat (step-father was foreman on a ranch, so we got free beef from his boss), taco seasoning, package of flour tortillas, onion, can of chili, block of rat cheese, under $10.  My brothers and I would help our mom making beef, bean, cheese and onion burritos assembly-line style, fry them up in a couple of inches of Crisco and cover in chili and more cheese.  Good thing is there would always be left over burritos that went in the freezer for an after-school snack later in the week.

[Al Czervik 1204]

On 9/4/2024 at 10:33 PM, Texzilla588 said:

The details are important. Using a paper towel instead of the common paper plate along with repurposed fast food sauce packet moves this from 9.8 to 9.9. A pistol and shot of cheap liquor would move to a 10. Bravo!

I’m sorry but I must speak up. 
Al likes to employ a firearm or some sort of stabby implement, and cheap beer, to really create the ambiance that was once found commonly in this thread.  
Al enjoys all the posts within this thread nonetheless. 

[HoustonHorn 1059]

Brisket scramble. Roegel's delivers due Houston area BBQ.

[Masshole Horn 759]

HEB Bakery tortilla; 2 pats of cream cheese; Louisiana hot sauce; no plate or paper towel.

[Frank The Tank 1436]

Just now, Masshole Horn said:

HEB Bakery tortilla; 2 pats of cream cheese; Louisiana hot sauce; no plate or paper towel.

[ScottS 1040]

5 hours ago, Masshole Horn said:

HEB Bakery tortilla; 2 pats of cream cheese; Louisiana hot sauce; no plate or paper towel.

 Obviously this guy never gets lets than 12 hours of sleep, never plays cards with a guy that has the same first name as a city, and is not involved with woman who has a tattoo of a dagger on her body.

[Masshole Horn 759]

 Obviously this guy never gets lets than 12 hours of sleep, never plays cards with a guy that has the same first name as a city, and is not involved with woman who has a tattoo of a dagger on her body.

Give me a keg of beer… and these.

[Al Czervik 1204]

8 hours ago, Masshole Horn said:

HEB Bakery tortilla; 2 pats of cream cheese; Louisiana hot sauce; no plate or paper towel.

 

[Post Oak 20068]

Made chili for Frito Pie last night. Had some leftover so decided to have Frito Pie tacos.  No complaints.

[RPM 26075]

Cream cheese? You went with cream?

[elfenix 34001]

1 hour ago, Post Oak said:

Made chili for Frito Pie last night. Had some leftover so decided to have Frito Pie tacos.  No complaints.

[Deej 76082]

On 9/4/2024 at 9:56 PM, Braff Zacklin said:

The beef and bean green chile versions are my go-to

[Steel Shank 9325]

[Deej 76082]

Steel Shank has a tiny pickle? Who'd have thunk?

[Steel Shank 9325]

G-a-r-n-i-s-h

[SurlyGator 817]

It may or may not have been tiny before he started eating like this many years ago...

[Underdog 27968]

8 hours ago, Deej said:

Steel Shank has a tiny pickle? Who'd have thunk?

 

[Texzilla58 4683]

13 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

Did you break the top off the Tapatio and drink it like a beer?  

[Texzilla58 4683]

On 9/17/2024 at 3:13 PM, Masshole Horn said:

HEB Bakery tortilla; 2 pats of cream cheese; Louisiana hot sauce; no plate or paper towel.

Is that a cold tortilla?  Did you cook it or is it just cold tort with cold cream cheese?  
 

nope

[Steel Shank 9325]

Watch out for a new poster named Lil' Pickle.

[BurntOrange&White 38710]

17 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

Watch out for a new poster named Lil' Pickle.

Does Lil' Pickle lay pipe?

[elfenix 34001]

A couple days ago I learned that gherkins are not actually cucumbers

 

/Random shit that doesn't deserve a thread

[Brisketexan 103158]

6 minutes ago, elfenix said:

A couple days ago I learned that gherkins are not actually cucumbers

 

/Random shit that doesn't deserve a thread

I mean...you learned wrong, but okay.  What the hell do you think they really are?  Some mystery plant that looks a whole lot like a small cucumber, but isn't really a cucumber?