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4 hours ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

When my MIL comes to visit (she’s 80 and tries to eat healthy) my wife buys these frozen English muffin things that I swear you could get in the horse aisle of Tractor Supply for half the price.  Have to chew the damned things for 10 minutes and drink a gallon of water, and the seeds still clank when they hit the toilet bowl.  

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21 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Had some beef brisket bacon (our local HEB caters to the kosher crowd, picked up a pack a while back to try it....not bad) that I needed to cook.  So, made myself a beef bacon and 'merican cheese sammich for an early lunch today (working from home due to the blizzard of '25).
 
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I would turn that into an excellent turd.

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Just now, elfenix said:

meat and dairy at the same meal is a no-no.

Good to know. The place doesn’t advertise it as kosher, and has multiple pork items including the pepperoni on the menu. I was in there to pick up the first time we ordered it and the kid who claimed he came up with it said beef bacon was going to be the next big thing. This was like a year ago.

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Cold pizza is sublime.

But room temperature pizza that has been sitting for about 4-5 hours is unde-fucking-feated.  I'm talking about pizza that was delivered after 2AM, the people consuming it passed out well before they were anywhere close to done with it, and being an early riser regardless of the previous night's imbibement, come across said pizza between 6-7AM.

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