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4 hours ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

When my MIL comes to visit (she’s 80 and tries to eat healthy) my wife buys these frozen English muffin things that I swear you could get in the horse aisle of Tractor Supply for half the price.  Have to chew the damned things for 10 minutes and drink a gallon of water, and the seeds still clank when they hit the toilet bowl.  

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21 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Had some beef brisket bacon (our local HEB caters to the kosher crowd, picked up a pack a while back to try it....not bad) that I needed to cook.  So, made myself a beef bacon and 'merican cheese sammich for an early lunch today (working from home due to the blizzard of '25).
 
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I would turn that into an excellent turd.

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1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

"Conan's, what is best in life?"

"Two cold leftover slices of a Savage."

 

Life of a Savage:  Ate 3 slices the first night.  The next morning had one for breakfast.  2 more for lunch.  On the 3rd day, he arose again and ate the last two, cold.  

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Posted
3 hours ago, elfenix said:

sorta kosher but not

Honestly not familiar with all kosher related food items, what isn’t kosher? The honey? The cheese?

Posted
16 minutes ago, Covri said:

Honestly not familiar with all kosher related food items, what isn’t kosher? The honey? The cheese?

meat and dairy at the same meal is a no-no.

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Just now, elfenix said:

meat and dairy at the same meal is a no-no.

Good to know. The place doesn’t advertise it as kosher, and has multiple pork items including the pepperoni on the menu. I was in there to pick up the first time we ordered it and the kid who claimed he came up with it said beef bacon was going to be the next big thing. This was like a year ago.

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Cold pizza is sublime.

But room temperature pizza that has been sitting for about 4-5 hours is unde-fucking-feated.  I'm talking about pizza that was delivered after 2AM, the people consuming it passed out well before they were anywhere close to done with it, and being an early riser regardless of the previous night's imbibement, come across said pizza between 6-7AM.

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Posted
2 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

How the fuck do you eat a cheeseburger then ?

Fuck that shit.

Picking and choosing which edicts of religion to follow is probably as old as religion itself.

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Took my first gf on our first date to the Conan’s on Stassney back in the early 80s. Not that night, but soon afterwards I was laying serious pipe.

Yeah, that deep dish does make you take a pretty massive dump.
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23 hours ago, elfenix said:

Picking and choosing which edicts of religion to follow is probably as old as religion itself.

I ascribe to the age old edict of I’m going to eat whatever I want.   I can always repent later.  If I end up in hell because I dipped the last cinnamon roll in the bucket of cool whip non-dairy product, well I’m going to hell with a belly full.  

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12 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

I ascribe to the age old edict of I’m going to eat whatever I want.   I can always repent later.  If I end up in hell because I dipped the last cinnamon roll in the bucket of cool whip non-dairy product, well I’m going to hell with a belly full.  

I like to imagine a God who says "OH...man, you were SO close to getting into heaven.  But you once ate a slice of ham, so fuck off."

Then, I like to imagine me telling that God "well, your rules are bogus.  And if I follow them, then I'll just be bogus, too."  And then I leave, cuz fuck that shit, man.

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1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

I like to imagine a God who says "OH...man, you were SO close to getting into heaven.  But you once ate a slice of ham, so fuck off."

Then, I like to imagine me telling that God "well, your rules are bogus.  And if I follow them, then I'll just be bogus, too."  And then I leave, cuz fuck that shit, man.

Gods just pissed because he never had a lobster omelette.  

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Took my first gf on our first date to the Conan’s on Stassney back in the early 80s. Not that night, but soon afterwards I was laying serious pipe.

What were y’all riding around in in the 1880’s.
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On 1/16/2025 at 4:35 PM, Steamboat1874 said:

Hamburger Helper Beef Stroganoff was awesome.

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On 1/16/2025 at 4:36 PM, NorthLoop said:

HH is the bomb, and anyone who disagrees needs to be ex-communicated from this thread. 

What about Tuna Helper?

Tuna Helper, Tuna Cheesy Pasta, 5.3 oz

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On 1/23/2025 at 10:19 AM, Al_4_ISU said:

But room temperature pizza that has been sitting for about 4-5 hours is unde-fucking-feated.  I'm talking about pizza that was delivered after 2AM, the people consuming it passed out well before they were anywhere close to done with it, and being an early riser regardless of the previous night's imbibement, come across said pizza between 6-7AM.

Yeah when you've had 19 Miller lites most shit tastes good. 

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On 1/22/2025 at 7:22 PM, Covri said:

Honestly not familiar with all kosher related food items, what isn’t kosher? The honey? The cheese?

No pork, but you can’t have cheese and beef either.  

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On 1/24/2025 at 5:44 PM, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Gods just pissed because he never had a lobster omelette.  

God gets all the lobster omelette and crab Benedict’s and blts he wants.  He just says Jews can’t eat it.  

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On 2/3/2025 at 10:31 AM, irishtexan said:

Leftover meatloaf sandwich with melted Swiss and Whataburger spicy ketchup.
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I love a meat loaf sandwich and this looks great.  Except it appears you splooged all over it.  

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