Hey Steel Shank!

[NorthLoop 14,180]

45 minutes ago, Dewey said:

Sardines and chopsticks? Have our fingers betrayed us?

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Maybe he pitches for OU

[Player 4,575]

First it was stemware, and now it’s chopsticks.

Steel Shank ain’t gonna be happy when he checks back in.

[Cheeseweasel 26,438]

Sardines should be eaten with dirty fingers.

[Red Sundance 6]

By a hobo, in a boxcar. 

[Sam Lin 3,550]

Well, my fingers were holding the other end of the chopsticks...

[Hank_Hill 18,789]

1 hour ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Sardines should be eaten with a pocketknife.

Fify

[deft 6,833]

Sardines shouldn’t be eaten

I’m ready for the wrath. Hit me.

[Cheeseweasel 26,438]

2 minutes ago, deft said:

 

I’m ready for the wrath. Hit me.

 

Unpopular opinion thread is that way ---------->

[Player 4,575]

You’re drink deft. Go home.

[deft 6,833]

Nope. Soberish for hours now.

[elfenix 34,221]

22 hours ago, pacman said:

how's that creole mustard?

the best.

[Steel Shank 9,421]

Was about to make a fried egg sandwich when I remembered I had a half can of chili in the fridge. Added some japs.

 

I like to eat my sardines off of a stripper's ass.

[deft 6,833]

Because then you can’t tell what smells worse? Props on the sammy tho....needs an ice cold bud light.

[Orange&White 5,521]

3 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

 I remembered I had a half can of chili in the fridge. 

How does one end up with half a can of chili? That seems like ending up with half of a bud light.

Edited April 20, 2018 by Orange^White

[Steel Shank 9,421]

Mixing in a little chili with my son's deluxe mac-n-cheese.

 

Why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?

 

(that joke always cracks me up)

Edited April 20, 2018 by Steel Shank

[Jimbaround 975]

Was about to make a fried egg sandwich when I remembered I had a half can of chili in the fridge. Added some japs.

 
I like to eat my sardines off of a stripper's ass.

That is some excellent browning on that bread. Well done.

[Steel Shank 9,421]

28 minutes ago, Jimbaround said:

 

That is some excellent browning on that bread. Well done.

 

Was done on my 70 year old #10 Griswold skillet.

[Landomatic 3,813]

6 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

Was about to make a fried egg sandwich when I remembered I had a half can of chili in the fridge. Added some japs.

 

I like to eat my sardines off of a stripper's ass.

Can’t see shit.  How are any of y’all seeing these pics.  I got nothing on my iPhone, nothing on my Mac.  #nohipster

[Cheeseweasel 26,438]

imgur hates us.

[Brisketexan 105,047]

Had a group dinner tonight. The following was the menu:



That was my dessert tray. Before that, I had probably 1.5 dozen oysters and 6-7 lbs of crawfish (note, a few of the oysters were cooked on the grill). Oysters. And crawfish. Until I couldn’t eat anymore.

It was glorious.

Now, to sit around with some old guys drinking scotch and telling lies.

[RPM 26,315]

How does one become a member of this group? Asking for a friend.

[wd40 1,976]

Tell my mama and tell my pa
That their fine young son didn't get far
He made it to the end of a bottle
Sitting in a sleazy bar

He tried hard but his spirit broke
He tried until he nearly choked
In the end he lost his
Bottle drinking alcohol

 

[HornOnTheBayou 8,904]

38 minutes ago, wd40 said:

 

"I sense great vulnerability. A man-child crying out for love. An innocent orphan in the post-modern world."

"I see a parasite. A sexually depraved miscreant who is seeking only to gratify his basest and most immediate urges."

"His struggle is man's struggle. He lifts my spirit."

"He is a loathesome, offensive brute. Yet I can't look away."

"He transcends time and space."

"He sickens me."

"I love it."

"Me too."

Edited April 23, 2018 by HornOnTheBayou

[pacman 7,355]

On 4/20/2018 at 8:20 PM, Brisketexan said:

Had a group dinner tonight. The following was the menu:



That was my dessert tray. Before that, I had probably 1.5 dozen oysters and 6-7 lbs of crawfish (note, a few of the oysters were cooked on the grill). Oysters. And crawfish. Until I couldn’t eat anymore.

It was glorious.

Now, to sit around with some old guys drinking scotch and telling lies.

This reminds me, I enjoyed that Alien Covenant movie.

[Steel Shank 9,421]

 

[Landomatic 3,813]

Still can’t see shit

[Coyote 269]

Shank eats paydays? 

[Hank_Hill 18,789]

Bring this back to its roots

[Hank_Hill 18,789]

But wait, there’s more!

[Llano Estacado 1,257]

Hank! My man!

Ca c'est bon! Hitting up Arlen’s finest or Gilbert Fontaine De la Tour D'Haute Rive fry dat up?

[Hank_Hill 18,789]

[Steel Shank 9,421]

That's excellent, Hank.

[Anastasis 23,455]

After a good day of baseball and boating with the boys, decided to do a little mixed grill. 

 

 

[RPM 26,315]

[Dewey 3,286]

The pan looks like you need a tetanus shot before eating off it, points for that. Second pic, points deducted for classy presentation.

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[Anastasis 23,455]

i expected to catch grief for the ketchup on the boys' brats and the use of a real plate, but did not see the quip about the pan coming. 

Edited May 6, 2018 by Anastasis

[Anastasis 23,455]

15 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Bring this back to its roots

 

 

 

I would do dirty things to that. 

[Brisketexan 105,047]

Bring this back to its roots

Well...damn...

[Hank_Hill 18,789]

*Slinks victorious in to the shadows before anyone mentions the Mini Cooper*

[Steel Shank 9,421]

Don't worry. This ain't the car thread, asswipe.

[wd40 1,976]

now that tinypic appears to've gotten its shit unfucked:  

refrieds, Price's, chipotle tabasco, and some crunch.  on the usual vehicle.

 

[NorthLoop 14,180]

-3 points for lack of meat. +10 for everything else about it. 

[Brisketexan 105,047]

A little El Paso lunch....nope, not doctored up, nope, not with anything unusual on it.  Just full El Paso.

 

 

[Coyote 269]

I’m an admittedly dumb gringo but I have to ask. Wtf is that peach colored sauce?

[elfenix 34,221]

"full el paso" should be a thing, much like a full breakfast.

[ChickenSandwich 9,824]

Dat crispy taco tho.....she is just glowing in that grease. Mmmmmmmmm

[Judge Roybeanbag 11,819]

This thread is getting fragrant. Like a wet fart in August. 

Edited May 7, 2018 by Judge Roybeanbag

[Brisketexan 105,047]

Who just ordered some al pastor and tripas?

His name rhymes with “trisketexan”....

[Coyote 269]

I’m still looking for a peach sauce explanation. Looks like ass my dude.


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[Llano Estacado 1,257]

Who just ordered some al pastor and tripas?

His name rhymes with “trisketexan”....

Well, maybe if you told me they were delicious Triscuit crackers I could have enjoyed them with you.

- I'm sorry.

Well, "sorry" doesn't put the Triscuit crackers in my stomach now, does it Karl?