Hey Steel Shank!

[Orange&White 5516]

Though I suspect he's seen the inside of a few Crown Vics, I've always thought Shank to be more of a Caddy man.

[utee94 15745]

Maybe, but if so, we're talking late 70s.  Like this:

 

 

[Steel Shank 9413]

Damn close. I'm kinda partial to a '73 Eldorado. White, red leather interior, ragtop. 500 cu in plant. Front wheel drive. Trashy broad sitting next to me. Case of Bud Light and a box of sandwiches on the back seat.

 

Also, chrome 1911 under my seat. Along with a bottle of Jim Beam.

[Orange&White 5516]

16 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

Damn close. I'm kinda partial to a '73 Eldorado. White, red leather interior, ragtop. 500 cu in plant. Front wheel drive. Trashy broad sitting next to me. Case of Bud Light and a box of sandwiches on the back seat.

L-I-V-I-N

[Brisketexan 104556]

1 hour ago, Steel Shank said:

Damn close. I'm kinda partial to a '73 Eldorado. White, red leather interior, ragtop. 500 cu in plant. Front wheel drive. Trashy broad sitting next to me. Case of Bud Light and a box of sandwiches on the back seat.

 

Also, chrome 1911 under my seat. Along with a bottle of Jim Beam.

My grandmother rolled EXACTLY like this. Good ole NOLA broad, transplanted to S. Texas.  Add a cigarette dangling from your lips, and you'd be her, reincarnated.

[deft 6797]

Damn close. I'm kinda partial to a '73 Eldorado. White, red leather interior, ragtop. 500 cu in plant. Front wheel drive. Trashy broad sitting next to me. Case of Bud Light and a box of sandwiches on the back seat.
 
Also, chrome 1911 under my seat. Along with a bottle of Jim Beam.

Poetry.

[Steel Shank 9413]

[huge 3788]

My roommate in 2002 bought a 77 with blue interior but mostly looked like that.

Man that was fun to tool around in. West Alabama Ice House was the usual destination.


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[Steel Shank 9413]

[Steel Shank 9413]

[Brisketexan 104556]

Tell me more....

[Steel Shank 9413]

too late

[Gil Bang 25897]

On 7/31/2018 at 11:02 AM, Steel Shank said:

 

[Dewey 3280]

If you read that upside down like I did, I think you're good. Plus they are always short on those use by dates.

[RPM 26215]

16 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

Lance White sighting!

[ChampKind 1314]

I’ll just leave this here. Any of you Houston assholes want this in your mouth, its on my nighttime menu. You can get it Tuesday through Sunday.

Texas toast, yellow mustard on both slices, two slices american cheese, smoked spam, pork n beans.

[DalTxHornFan 3085]

Well look at you with that fancy-ass plate! 

[ChampKind 1314]

Wouldn’t be proper to serve food to a customer on a paper plate

[DalTxHornFan 3085]

9 minutes ago, ChampKind said:

Wouldn’t be proper to serve food to a customer on a paper plate

It looks great, actually.  Spam doesn't get enough love.  Hell, I've even ate some smoked bologna at a funky old BBQ joint in Muskogee, OK that was pretty damn good.  Apparently it's an Okie thing. Maybe for their lack of teeth, IDK?

[Steel Shank 9413]

Champ. I'll take one of those sandwiches. Actually, give me two. You can keep that fancy-ass plate!!!

[Brisketexan 104556]

Champ. I'll take one of those sandwiches. Actually, give me two. You can keep that fancy-ass plate!!!

Sounds like we need Champ to cater for us.

[EastTexan 662]

On July 12, 2018 at 6:04 PM, Dutch said:

Perusing thread. First time in a while. This is near perfection. Please forgive me for suggesting a fried egg and cheese also.

 Good work sir.

[That Guy 955]

You gotsta put the Cheetos in the sand which. It’s a must. 

[Orange&White 5516]

4 hours ago, That Guy said:

You gotsta put the Cheetos in the sand which. It’s a must. 

You remember when that one guy told Michelangelo how to paint the Sistine Chapel?

Yeah...me either.

[Zepol87 9171]

Driving from Jackson, MS to Dallas. I'm hungry need some good road trip eats. Anyone know of anything

[baboso 6050]

If you can make it to Shreveport, Superior Grill.  There's a Whataburger at either Exit 1 or Exit 2 in Vicksburg.

[Brisketexan 104556]

56 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

Driving from Jackson, MS to Dallas. I'm hungry need some good road trip eats. Anyone know of anything

Any number of boudin joints in Monroe, man.

[Patron 230]

11 hours ago, EastTexan said:

Perusing thread. First time in a while. This is near perfection. Please forgive me for suggesting a fried egg and cheese also.

 Good work sir.

Here you go.

[Steel Shank 9413]

I ought to whup your ass.

[Brisketexan 104556]

Jalapeño sardines. With Louisiana hot sauce. And spoon.

[Anastasis 23393]

On 8/3/2018 at 7:36 PM, Patron said:

Here you go.

[elfenix 34171]

The half size sleeves of saltines are just about perfect.

[Steel Shank 9413]

Pot pie with queso, bacon bits, and LA hot sauce.

[Brisketexan 104556]

Pot pie with queso, bacon bits, and LA hot sauce.

After all these years, you still have things to teach us.

[Steel Shank 9413]

Just wait until I fall on lean times!

[Landomatic 3813]

16 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

Just wait until I fall on lean times!

Like this?

Wife and kid (no pics) left me.

Leftovers still had some sauce so I kept it.

Leftovers was one meal...sauce with bread was another.

Nary a plate either time.

Not sure if I'm winning or losing?

[Steel Shank 9413]

It's something.

[Dutch 4465]

19 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

Pot pie with queso, bacon bits, and LA hot sauce.

[Steel Shank 9413]

For the boy: tater tots, deluxe mac-n-cheese, couple spoons of chili and some lil' smilie medallions (fried)

[HenryJames 65886]

 

[Steel Shank 9413]

2 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

For the boy: tater tots, deluxe mac-n-cheese, couple spoons of chili and some lil' smilie medallions (fried)

That's lil' smokies medallions, bitches.

[Steel Shank 9413]

2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

When you play with fire, my friend, you sometimes get burned.

[Gil Bang 25897]

3 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

For the boy: tater tots, deluxe mac-n-cheese, couple spoons of chili and some lil' smilie medallions (fried)

putting that together must have taken  you away from the Ice Cold Bud Light and gash for quite a while.  10 minutes at least? 

[Steel Shank 9413]

14 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

putting that together must have taken  you away from the Ice Cold Bud Light and gash for quite a while.  10 minutes at least? 

I'm handy, my brutha. I can do many things simultaneously.

[Judge Roybeanbag 11806]

Start the day off right with some ground venison and brown gravy shit on a shingle, on grandmas old plastic plate.  

[Brisketexan 104556]

42 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Start the day off right with some ground venison and brown gravy shit on a shingle, on grandmas old plastic plate.  

Definitely gets style points for the plate.

[luke duke 6384]

That’s some shit on a shingle

[utee94 15745]

Yup, that's the brownest runniest SoS I've ever seen.  But I bet it tasted aight.

 

 

[Judge Roybeanbag 11806]

It was leftover from a delicious egg noodle concoction my wife made last night.  Before her next concoction which was even better. 

[irishtexan 11445]

Your wife said my concoction was even better.