Hey Steel Shank!

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

Made some smash burgers on the flat top. Kept it simple, American cheese, onions, tomatoes, spicy pickles on a grilled bun (my wife was drinking and grabbed two heels, so I got two tops🤷🏻‍♂️). Tasted fantastic. 
 

 

[ztejas 43266]

On 6/6/2021 at 6:28 PM, Patricio Swayze said:

Made some smash burgers on the flat top. Kept it simple, American cheese, onions, tomatoes, spicy pickles on a grilled bun (my wife was drinking and grabbed two heels, so I got two tops🤷🏻‍♂️). Tasted fantastic. 
 

 

Thats basically my go to at P Terry's. Tomato, pickle, grilled onion, no lettuce. 

Had a good one the other day in fact:

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

Mine looks and tastes better. So does my burger.

[ztejas 43266]

16 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Mine looks and tastes better. So does my burger.

No shit. My point was that I like that veggie combo.

[Deej 76566]

39 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Thats basically my go to at P Terry's. Tomato, pickle, grilled onion, no lettuce. 

Had a good one the other day in fact:

Is that a burger for ants?

[ztejas 43266]

1 minute ago, Deej said:

Is that a burger for ants?

Yeah just an afternoon snack. PTerrys single. Think it's like a 1/6 lber.

For an actual meal I do a double and fries but that's not super filling either. 

[Paco 1932]

Yeah the fries aren't very filling because they get thrown in the trash.

[ztejas 43266]

11 minutes ago, Paco said:

Yeah the fries aren't very filling because they get thrown in the trash.

Different strokes. I love their fries. But I get why some people might not like them. I'd recommend dipping them in a side of their special sauce. 

[BurntOrange&White 39655]

9 hours ago, Paco said:

Yeah the fries aren't very filling because they get thrown in the trash.

their fries are a lot better than in & out but that  isn't saying much.

Edited June 9, 2021 by BurntOrange&White

[LebongJames 1785]

I only go to P Terry’s for the fries. 

[SydneyCarton 47876]

9 hours ago, ztejas said:

Different strokes. I love their fries. But I get why some people might not like them. I'd recommend dipping them in a side of their special sauce. 

"For those of you who don't like well done steak, have you considered just slathering it in A1?"

[Brisketexan 104609]

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

"For those of you who don't like well done steak, have you considered just slathering it in A1?"

Will never forget the order I once got back when I waited tables.  Dude ordered a cheap-ass sirloin, well-done.  Then, he cut it up into tiny pieces, doused the whole dish in half a bottle of ketchup, stirred it together, and ate it with a spoon.

I couldn't decide whether he was an abject idiot or a total boss for doing shit his way.  Still can't decide.

[SydneyCarton 47876]

9 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Will never forget the order I once got back when I waited tables.  Dude ordered a cheap-ass sirloin, well-done.  Then, he cut it up into tiny pieces, doused the whole dish in half a bottle of ketchup, stirred it together, and ate it with a spoon.

I couldn't decide whether he was an abject idiot or a total boss for doing shit his way.  Still can't decide.

Idiot. Or do you want to defend people who eat their steaks well done with ketchup? 

[South Austin 52144]

I had a shifty steak in Nebraska once and A-1 is the only thing that made eating it possible.

[Brisketexan 104609]

6 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Idiot. Or do you want to defend people who eat their steaks well done with ketchup? 

No, I won't defend people who eat their steaks well done with ketchup.

By the same token, respek for people who like what they like and DGAF what anyone else thinks, they're gonna do shit their way.

It's quite the conundrum.

[SydneyCarton 47876]

4 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

No, I won't defend people who eat their steaks well done with ketchup.

By the same token, respek for people who like what they like and DGAF what anyone else thinks, they're gonna do shit their way.

It's quite the conundrum.

Considering your activity in the cloak room, I'm somewhat surprised that you can even hold a "I respect people who do what they like and DGAF what other people think" when they're doing horrendous shit. Seems like nuts and bolts of society slipping out before our eyes, sir. Next you're going to say chili with beans, or spaghetti noodles and cinnamon, is perfectly fine chili. 

[4th&Five 41461]

37 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Will never forget the order I once got back when I waited tables.  Dude ordered a cheap-ass sirloin, well-done.  Then, he cut it up into tiny pieces, doused the whole dish in half a bottle of ketchup, stirred it together, and ate it with a spoon.

I couldn't decide whether he was an abject idiot or a total boss for doing shit his way.  Still can't decide.

You worked at Mar a Lago? /no cr

[Brisketexan 104609]

30 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Considering your activity in the cloak room, I'm somewhat surprised that you can even hold a "I respect people who do what they like and DGAF what other people think" when they're doing horrendous shit. Seems like nuts and bolts of society slipping out before our eyes, sir. Next you're going to say chili with beans, or spaghetti noodles and cinnamon, is perfectly fine chili. 

Those are both abominations before God. BUT....they don't affect me.  If you like eating Twinkies dipped in ranch dressing and hot sauce, you do you.  If your sexual fetish is having the wife dress up as Colonel Sanders and making you use chicken fat for lube.....you do you.  And if you look at people judging you for doing what you like, and you look them in the eye and say "I am master of my own domain," respek.

I still think you're an idiot.  But respek.

Also, it depends on how your wife looks in the Colonel Sanders outfit.

[Underdog 28455]

[Paco 1932]

If you like eating Twinkies dipped in ranch dressing and hot sauce, you do you.  If your sexual fetish is having the wife dress up as Colonel Sanders and making you use chicken fat for lube.....you do you. 

I'm over here minding my own damn bidness and you just call me out like that?

[elfenix 34171]

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

[Brisketexan 104609]

19 minutes ago, elfenix said:

.....coated in 11 herbs and spices.

NTTAWWT.

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

[BurntOrange&White 39655]

I'll eat my Luby's CFS lou anne platter with a1

[elfenix 34171]

18 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I'll eat my Luby's CFS lou anne platter with a1

[ztejas 43266]

7 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

"For those of you who don't like well done steak, have you considered just slathering it in A1?"

I'm not sure how that's a good analogy at all. First, I don't eat well done steak, second I don't dip any respectable piece of meat into a shitty brand name sauce like A1. 

Do you only eat tortilla chips plain and pass when someone offers you some guac or queso? No? Then let us have our French fry discussion, please.

[Steel Shank 9414]

Shit's getting intense. Tempers flaring.

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

Shit's getting intense. Tempers flaring.

That’s what happens when I crash the thread with a spectacular burger.

[futureman 22415]

9 hours ago, elfenix said:

 

[RPM 26227]

14 hours ago, South Austin said:

I had a shifty steak in Nebraska once and A-1 is the only thing that made eating it possible.

I made the mistake of ordering steak and eggs at IHOP a couple weeks ago and A-1 wouldn't save that piece of mule.

[DalTxHornFan 3085]

29 minutes ago, RPM said:

I made the mistake of ordering steak and eggs at IHOP a couple weeks ago and A-1 wouldn't save that piece of mule.

I made the mistake of ordering steak and eggs at a Waffle House in Florida a couple of years ago and developed a close attachment to any available toilet for the next 24 hours or so.

[SydneyCarton 47876]

17 hours ago, ztejas said:

I'm not sure how that's a good analogy at all. First, I don't eat well done steak, second I don't dip any respectable piece of meat into a shitty brand name sauce like A1. 

Do you only eat tortilla chips plain and pass when someone offers you some guac or queso? No? Then let us have our French fry discussion, please.

It makes perfect sense, dingus. Let me try to break it down as simply as possible.

Shitty Fries :: Shitty Steak. A charred well down steak isn't a respectable piece of meat, that's the fucking point. So your entire premise falls apart immediately. Defending a shitty fucking product by saying "well you can dip it in ____________" isn't really a defense of a shitty product. If you're using something else to counteract a shitty food product, well, guess what it's a shitty food product. Under your shitty premise, it's completely logical to dip the most busted up, chewy, stuck together, overly salty fucking chips in some Queso and go "Man, these chips are fucking great! I love queso!"

[Brisketexan 104609]

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

It makes perfect sense, dingus. Let me try to break it down as simply as possible.

Shitty Fries :: Shitty Steak. A charred well down steak isn't a respectable piece of meat, that's the fucking point. So your entire premise falls apart immediately. Defending a shitty fucking product by saying "well you can dip it in ____________" isn't really a defense of a shitty product. If you're using something else to counteract a shitty food product, well, guess what it's a shitty food product. Under your shitty premise, it's completely logical to dip the most busted up, chewy, stuck together, overly salty fucking chips in some Queso and go "Man, these chips are fucking great! I love queso!"

Written like someone who's never purchased a steak at the dollar store:

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

Some of y'all have never been a poor college student and it shows.

[SydneyCarton 47876]

3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Written like someone who's never purchased a steak at the dollar store:

 

1 minute ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Some of y'all have never been a poor college student and it shows.

So are your saying P Terry’s fries are great because once upon a time you were a poor college student? 
 

plenty of cheap AF food is tremendous. Plenty of expensive food tastes like shit. It’s irrelevant. 

[McFly 606]

Had some P Terry’s yesterday. Double cheeseburger with bacon jalapeños and sauce. And whole thing of fries. Fucking great 

[Dutch 4465]

[Blotto 23434]

26 minutes ago, Dutch said:

That TJ hatch mac and cheese is good shit. I usually add some shredded rotisserie chicken, parmesan cheese and hot sauce.  

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

12 hours ago, Blotto said:

That TJ hatch mac and cheese is good shit. I usually add some shredded rotisserie chicken, parmesan cheese and hot sauce.  

[Brisketexan 104609]

13 hours ago, Dutch said:

I can find nothing to criticize in this photo.  Well done.

[Hate 20103]

On 5/18/2021 at 3:18 PM, BabaYaga said:

Favorites were the Nighthawk dinners:  Steak and tots FTW!  Eat the "steak", then let those tots swim in that steak juice.
L-I-V-I-N.....

I’ve got a few of those in my freezer for my son. They quiet him down for about an hour before he’s ready to eat again.

Edited June 11, 2021 by Hate

[Zepol87 9171]

Found some turkey legs in the freezer. Might get fancy with some mustard and Hawaiian rolls, not sure. Not state fair quality but alright 

Edited June 11, 2021 by Zepol87

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

Since my smash burgers came out so good, I think next weekend I will make cheesesteaks. I haven’t cooked one since I was a cook at Texadelphia on the drag 22 years ago.

[Zepol87 9171]

@Patricio Swayze document that shit. I love Philly's but suck ass at making them 

[ChickenSandwich 9798]

13 hours ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Since my smash burgers came out so good, I think next weekend I will make cheesesteaks. I haven’t cooked one since I was a cook at Texadelphia on the drag 22 years ago.

Got that mustard recipe?

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

Got that mustard recipe?

I don’t. I was a hot side cook, didn’t do prep. Plus I was never a huge fan of it. Or I should say I was indifferent to the mustard blend and never put it on the steaks I cooked for myself. But I know a few people on this site have it and have posted it before.

[threesheets 1652]

I think?

2 parts mayo

1 part spicy mustard 

1 part teriyaki sauce

[SydneyCarton 47876]

On 6/13/2021 at 4:37 AM, threesheets said:

I think?

2 parts mayo

1 part spicy mustard 

1 part teriyaki sauce

I thought there was honey. I tried to recreate it a few times and was never 100% successful. Folks used to sweat it was Gulden's brown mustard but I couldn't get it to taste quite right.

[mchookem 16212]

P Terry fries are delicious.

and i also would like to see how a homemade TEXAS philly cheesesteak is made, please.

i assume no yellow cheesewhiz. that was quite shocking when i finally ordered one in Philly. FAAFO indeed 😳

 

[Judge Roybeanbag 11810]

7 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

I thought there was honey. I tried to recreate it a few times and was never 100% successful. Folks used to sweat it was Gulden's brown mustard but I couldn't get it to taste quite right.

Everything I’ve ever seen said 60% mayo, 30% guldens mustard and 10% teriyaki sauce, but some people DID say to add a little honey.  Its been so long since I had any, I wouldn’t know if I made it right or not.