Hey Steel Shank!

[Atxracer 798]

5 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Mac n cheese with Texas heritage jalapeño beef hot dogs and crysral hot sauce splashed on top

‘Merica, Fuck yeah!  I think others will deduct points for no paper plate, beer or gun. But, good enough. 

[Anastasis 23741]

Smoked chicken salad melt, elevated.

 

[CooterBrown 18295]

Homemade bean dip for lunch.

[Steel Shank 9574]

Chicken strips and baked potato.

[Sam Lin 3616]

And a cheese shelf!!

[ztejas 44328]

[futureman 22766]

you fat son of a bitch. 

[ztejas 44328]

2 minutes ago, futureman said:

you fat son of a bitch. 

That ain't one meal. That's a stock up on pepperoni roll Tuesday and eat on it for a couple days. 

Although those assholes bumped it to $1.25 ea from $1.

[futureman 22766]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

That ain't one meal. That's a stock up on pepperoni roll Tuesday and eat on it for a couple days. 

Although those assholes bumped it to $1.25 ea from $1.

still ain’t bad for $12.50

[ztejas 44328]

3 minutes ago, futureman said:

still ain’t bad for $12.50

Nah. No complaints really. And they throw you ranch and marinara on top. 

[ChickenSandwich 10003]

Gumby’s pizza rolls > Pizza Classic pizza rolls > Double Dave’s pizza rolls. 

[ztejas 44328]

5 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Gumby’s pizza rolls > Pizza Classic pizza rolls > Double Dave’s pizza rolls. 

Nice. I'm a fan of eating at restaurants that still exist but YMMV.

[ChickenSandwich 10003]

14 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Nice. I'm a fan of eating at restaurants that still exist but YMMV.

Gumby's Pizza | Home of the Original Pokey Stix (gumbyspizza.com)

Bring it back!!  They have an SEC footprint UF, Aggy, Mizzou

Pizza Classics - Pizza Restaurant in San Antonio, TX

Edited July 28, 2021 by ChickenSandwich

[ztejas 44328]

2 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Gumby's Pizza | Home of the Original Pokey Stix (gumbyspizza.com)

Bring it back!!  They have an SEC footprint UF, Aggy, Mizzou

Next time I'm in San Marcos. 

[lemonandaturd 4289]

16 hours ago, ztejas said:

Did Bob Stoops prepare those?  

[NorthLoop 14624]

Gumbys cardboard bullshit isn't worthy of a vic Mackey thread 

[elfenix 34837]

Super Gumby never seemed like it was in the oven long enough. Middle was always doughy.

[futureman 22766]

7 hours ago, elfenix said:

Super Gumby never seemed like it was in the oven long enough. Middle was always doughy.
 

I like stuff doughy. 

[Cheeseweasel 26443]

49 minutes ago, futureman said:

I like stuff doughy. 

-Vic

[elfenix 34837]

 

1 hour ago, Cheeseweasel said:

2 hours ago, futureman said:

I like stuffing doughy. 

-Vic

 

[ztejas 44328]

Thought this was the best place for this.

Hanging out at a new friend's house. By this point in the evening he's already shown me his swanky 9mm handgun (brand escaping me) with a laser pointer and shit that I guess he carries in his car.

Later in the night... with more alcohol and pot and... something else involved... he starts showing me all these classic rifles and shotguns from the WW1 and WW2 era. 

At this point it's getting a little too firearmy with the setting being company among recent acquaintances. But, as males do, one thing leads to another and we take a look at his aforementioned 9mm piece in his closet. 

Now, he has assured me at this point that he never leaves anything loaded and practices great gun safety... so I pick up his piece - no clip in it off to the side - and slide it and blast a fucking hole through his closet shelf. 

My ears are still ringing. We have since come to terms. I don't believe any authorities have been involved. Can't decide which of us is dumber yet. 

[futureman 22766]

2 hours ago, ztejas said:

Thought this was the best place for this.

why?

[Brisketexan 107133]

why?

Because afterwards, they pounded some Fritos and jalapeño bean dip? I mean, I’m assuming that was the case.

[futureman 22766]

now I want fritos 

[Judge Roybeanbag 11866]

26 minutes ago, futureman said:

now I want fritos 

I had a bad day yesterday for reasons.   One trigger point was having a container of HEB jalapeño bean dip, and no Fritos.  I did have some Oma’s jerky.   Yep, jerky and bean dip.   My drawers are clean but the house smells a little.  

[Moby Ric 2058]

WTF have I come across here?

[Judge Roybeanbag 11866]

23 minutes ago, Moby Ric said:

WTF have I come across here?

Welcome to Texas, prepare your anus.

[Steel Shank 9574]

Because I can’t share my profound insight on realignment on an empty stomach.

[Underdog 29294]

5 hours ago, ztejas said:

Thought this was the best place for this.

Hanging out at a new friend's house. By this point in the evening he's already shown me his swanky 9mm handgun (brand escaping me) with a laser pointer and shit that I guess he carries in his car.

Later in the night... with more alcohol and pot and... something else involved... he starts showing me all these classic rifles and shotguns from the WW1 and WW2 era. 

At this point it's getting a little too firearmy with the setting being company among recent acquaintances. But, as males do, one thing leads to another and we take a look at his aforementioned 9mm piece in his closet. 

Now, he has assured me at this point that he never leaves anything loaded and practices great gun safety... so I pick up his piece - no clip in it off to the side - and slide it and blast a fucking hole through his closet shelf. 

My ears are still ringing. We have since come to terms. I don't believe any authorities have been involved. Can't decide which of us is dumber yet. 

Dude, $5 bucks is $5 bucks.  You're in a Judge Free zone here unless there is food involved. 

[Brisketexan 107133]

Leftover fried shrimp and scallops, cold. Boiled shrimp. And a tasty side.

[Fudge Nuggets 19523]

Bad ass Caribbean rum punch to celebrate the awakening of the blast furnace. 
 

[RPM 26700]

On 7/31/2021 at 6:46 AM, ztejas said:

Now, he has assured me at this point that he never leaves anything loaded and practices great gun safety... so I pick up his piece - no clip in it

[Hook1997 5552]

Health version?   On a diet and trying to keep cabs down and add lots of protein.  Chicken salad on sandwich thins with a layer of chunky peanut butter.  Really wasn’t bad at all. 

[Jameslaw121 4498]

Fuck it. I was hungry. There were a couple of slim Jim's but they didn't make it from the race track back to the office.

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[irishtexan 11712]

On 7/28/2021 at 7:56 AM, ChickenSandwich said:

Gumby’s pizza rolls > Pizza Classic pizza rolls > Double Dave’s pizza rolls. 

 

On 7/28/2021 at 8:11 PM, NorthLoop said:

Gumbys cardboard bullshit isn't worthy of a vic Mackey thread 

 

On 7/29/2021 at 10:46 PM, elfenix said:

Super Gumby never seemed like it was in the oven long enough. Middle was always doughy.
 

I'm a little late to the Gumby's conversation (I was drunk in Chicago for a month eating pizza and italian beefs for a month), but just wanted to say that if you were at UT between 96-98ish, the Gumby's coupons in the Co-Op Coupon book for a large 1-topping pizza delivered for $5 was a life-sustaining deal for a broke-ass college underclassman. So I'll never bag on Gumby's, no matter how shitty their pizza is.

[elfenix 34837]

other things you might have missed, as they apparently don't have internet in chicago: ted lasso season 2 is off to a meh start, jeff bezos flew a dong into space, us and ousucks flipped the bird to the big 12 and are headed to the secsecsec

Edited August 3, 2021 by elfenix

[Moby Ric 2058]

Made Taco Mac last night and had an epiphany.  Taco Mac Tacos.  

[Cheeseweasel 26443]

11 minutes ago, Moby Ric said:

Made Taco Mac last night and had an epiphany.  Taco Mac Tacos.  

 

[LW Goatman 1129]

The women are out of the house, quick and easy eggs, processed cheese shingle, bacon, and hot sauce dinner. 

 

 

[Judge Roybeanbag 11866]

15 hours ago, LW Goatman said:

The women are out of the house, quick and easy eggs, processed cheese shingle, bacon, and hot sauce dinner. 

 

 

Pos rep for terming cheese shingle.   

[Dutch 4586]

15 hours ago, LW Goatman said:

The women are out of the house, quick and easy eggs, processed cheese shingle, bacon, and hot sauce dinner. 

 

 

Breffiss for dinner is always a good decision. 

[NorthLoop 14624]

Mississippi Roast kinda day

 

[Post Oak 20603]

Saltines. Pepperoni.  Bread and Butter pickles. Ranch

[Brisketexan 107133]

Saltines. Pepperoni.  Bread and Butter pickles. Ranch

It’s unconventional combos like this that make this country great, and are why we put a man on the moon. I’m sure of it.

[Whatever 700]

Chicken strips and baked potato.

[Whatever 700]

Next time I'm in San Marcos. 

I’m pissed they put a Gumby’s in SM after I graduated.

[elfenix 34837]

Costco combo

[Dutch 4586]

16 minutes ago, elfenix said:

Costco combo

[ChickenSandwich 10003]

19 minutes ago, elfenix said:

Costco combo

[4th&Five 42081]