Hey Steel Shank!

[Steel Shank 9565]

Maybe the CIA just wants us to believe they wrote "Winds Of Change".

[irishtexan 11712]

9 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

Maybe the CIA just wants us to believe they wrote "Winds Of Change".

[Steel Shank 9565]

They'd probably have you believe they only fuck 10s and drive Lambos, too. 

I'm not buying it.

Edited August 31, 2021 by Steel Shank

[Steel Shank 9565]

[futureman 22762]

miracle whip?  pussy. 

[Anastasis 23739]

light miracle whip.

 

Jesus Shank. 

[tigol 2512]

 

Edited September 4, 2021 by tigol
Eat a dick.

[Dutch 4586]

1 hour ago, Steel Shank said:

Buddigs? And strong pickle game, Shank. 

[RPM 26699]

5 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

Light MW? The judges are going to have to deduct points.

[Steel Shank 9565]

5 hours ago, RPM said:

Light MW? The judges are going to have to deduct points.

I knew the Light MW would leave many confused, lonely and afraid, but it is what it is.

[Brisketexan 107121]

I knew the Light MW would leave many confused, lonely and afraid, but it is what it is.

It just makes me angry, but like I learned from Red Dawn, the hate keeps me warm.

[Steel Shank 9565]

35 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

It just makes me angry, but like I learned from Red Dawn, the hate keeps me warm.

Ali has his detractors as well.

[Shaddie 1684]

5 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

Ali has his detractors as well.

Ali got beat sometimes. Take this loss like a man. 
 

[Steel Shank 9565]

I'll take it any way I can get it.

[Judge Roybeanbag 11866]

1 hour ago, Steel Shank said:

I'll take it any way I can get it.

You could have just fibbed and said HEB fucked up your curbside order, man!

[Jameslaw121 4498]

Frito pie. But I topped it with eye over taco meat

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[South Austin 53372]

On 9/4/2021 at 8:12 AM, Brisketexan said:

It just makes me angry, but like I learned from Red Dawn, the hate keeps me warm.

Yeah, but Robert died toward the end, and it was a pretty stupid way to go. I mean, he’s just standing there shooting at a Soviet helicopter not even trying to take cover. What the fuck, man?

[ChickenSandwich 10003]

1 hour ago, Jameslaw121 said:

Frito pie. But I topped it with eye over taco meat

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[Steel Shank 9565]

[RPM 26699]

Well, lah de dah

[Steel Shank 9565]

15 hours ago, RPM said:

Well, lah de dah

I enjoyed it with some Cold Duck, so there!

[Cheeseweasel 26443]

On 9/7/2021 at 4:51 PM, Steel Shank said:

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

I was fucking hungry. Really wanted some bbq (see bbq thread for my thoughts on late night bbq). Best I could come up with was this:

HEB jalapeño sausage

2 eggs

HEB Mexican cheese 

tortilla

I threw some butter in a pan then latex the tortilla in it to warm it up (I don’t have a comal). Got it good and hot and obviously all buttered up.  Put it on a plate and warmed up the sausage in the pan then dropped in the eggs for a scrambled eggs with jalapeño sausage mix.  When it was just about done, threw in some of the cheese so it would melt. Then put it in the tortilla and added more cheese on top. 
 

Perfection. 
 

[Blotto 24070]

makes

big fan of 5 minute meals

Edited September 11, 2021 by Blotto

[ztejas 44328]

52 minutes ago, Blotto said:

makes

big fan of 5 minute meals

That queso fucks. 

[Underdog 29272]

Bought some carnitas recently, now I have an idea on its use other than tacos.  Thanks. 

[Steel Shank 9565]

On 9/10/2021 at 9:43 PM, Blotto said:

makes

big fan of 5 minute meals

Nice looking naoches.

[BabaYaga 15673]

• Salt/Pepper
• Two old carrots
• Pad of butter
• Leftover paper plate & plastic fork from bacon/eggs this AM
• Skirt stek!

Slammed hard

 

 

[Sbbruin 22198]

These posts look awesome, but invariably I need to shit if I look at the pics too long. brb.

[Brisketexan 107121]

From our brutal return road trip from arkiesaw on Sunday. Picked up in Durant OK:

[South Austin 53372]

How far did you get before you had to pull off the road and take a shit?

[Sbbruin 22198]

5 minutes ago, South Austin said:

How far did you get before you had to pull off the road and take a shit?

He just strapped on one of these and kept going.

[Brisketexan 107121]

9 minutes ago, South Austin said:

How far did you get before you had to pull off the road and take a shit?

Fucking rookies.  I made it home just fine.

But once I was home, my wife suggested a coupla times that I might have to take myself, and the odors I was producing, to the back patio for the night.  There was a large order of fried okra under those gizzards.  Okra works magic on me.

[hookemATL 12340]

Is rank and unreasonably over abundant flatulence grounds for divorce in Texas?

[Mitch Cumsteen 19007]

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Fucking rookies.  I made it home just fine.

But once I was home, my wife suggested a coupla times that I might have to take myself, and the odors I was producing, to the back patio for the night.  There was a large order of fried okra under those gizzards.  Okra works magic on me.

AGNB

[Sbbruin 22198]

@Brisketexan's wife on a car ride with him.

[davidg 4059]

Took my dad over to the ranch Saturday, mostly just to look around a bit and get him out of the house.  Forgot to stop at the store and get any fresh fixings for lunch but then just figured we'd head to town and eat if we got hungry.  Ended up finding a portion of fence that needed a bunch of work.  Spent a while on that and started to get a little hungry and I dug around in the food tote I always throw in the truck when headed up there.  Found part of an old loaf of bread that wasn't too much out of date and some vienna's.  A couple of vienny foldovers and a cold shiner blond hit the spot.

 

[BabaYaga 15673]

2 hours ago, South Austin said:

How far did you get before you had to pull off the road and take a shit an insulin shot?

FIFY

[South Austin 53372]

2 hours ago, hookemATL said:

Is rank and unreasonably over abundant flatulence grounds for divorce in Texas?

Texas is a no-fault state, except when it comes to excessive flatulence.

[Jameslaw121 4498]

Was out of chili though....

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[That Guy 1032]

Poached eggs on Kroger frozen hash browns. Dash of Frank’s and some fresh habanero. Nice little Monday night. 

[Shoxthemonkey 1995]

5 hours ago, davidg said:

Took my dad over to the ranch Saturday, mostly just to look around a bit and get him out of the house.  Forgot to stop at the store and get any fresh fixings for lunch but then just figured we'd head to town and eat if we got hungry.  Ended up finding a portion of fence that needed a bunch of work.  Spent a while on that and started to get a little hungry and I dug around in the food tote I always throw in the truck when headed up there.  Found part of an old loaf of bread that wasn't too much out of date and some vienna's.  A couple of vienny foldovers and a cold shiner blond hit the spot.

 

Oh, hell yes.

[Blotto 24070]

7 hours ago, davidg said:

Took my dad over to the ranch Saturday, mostly just to look around a bit and get him out of the house.  Forgot to stop at the store and get any fresh fixings for lunch but then just figured we'd head to town and eat if we got hungry.  Ended up finding a portion of fence that needed a bunch of work.  Spent a while on that and started to get a little hungry and I dug around in the food tote I always throw in the truck when headed up there.  Found part of an old loaf of bread that wasn't too much out of date and some vienna's.  A couple of vienny foldovers and a cold shiner blond hit the spot.

 

[ChickenSandwich 10003]

Noach 

 

[ztejas 44328]

That looks perfect. 

This was my afternoon meal. Leftover lamb kebab with peppers and onions out of a bag (cold). 10/10.

[SurlyBDR 23311]

Cheese hinge and chili concealed under the dog

[South Austin 53372]

8 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

Cheese hinge and chili concealed under the dog

Waaaaay too fancy for this thread.

[Shoxthemonkey 1995]

12 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

Cheese hinge and chili concealed under the dog

Yeah, he even stacked the buns so they wouldn't fall over and ooze onto the plate. There is not enough disregard for drop and slop to fit this thread.

 

I would eat all of that and lick the plate til I got a paper cut though.

[smuggs 9406]

18 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

Cheese hinge and chili concealed under the dog

That's a hard fucking broil on those dogs. I'm a fan.

[irishtexan 11712]

Naoch